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…jump in a hole and yer bawls hit a pole, it’s a rupture

The elusive fish in the pantyhose that no one can seem to find.

Yer moms place full of cobwebs?

Greatest first round number 1 in history that thought and believed the game was the same as it was in college. He was a nothing compared to Pierre Thomas who in my opinion, is the greatest swing pass rusher the Saints had and will always be. Reggie Bush couldn’t block or hit the gap on either side inside the tackles. Decoy. And a bad one at that. My season tickets are behind the goal post, section 601. Best seats to se what is happening on a vertical scale. He was a fawking coward compared to Pierre Thomas. That 19 yard swing pass he did in Super Bowl 44 was a thing of beauty. Bush=Decoy. And don’t give me your retarded fantasy football ball stats. He was nothing compared to the greats. Not even in the top one hundred.

I did Eeny Meenie Miny Moe. It’s a secret I’ll die with. I did have alligator hot wings though and made coon ass Angie Dickerson a cool purse.

I ran over a nine footer one night bringing coon ass Angie Dickerson home in Raceland,La. When we hit it, I slammed on the brakes and pulled over. We get out and she se sees it and says “Nice. Let’s put him in the back of the truck. My brother will clean him.Hurry!” We get to the house and her brother and friend are waiting. TheThey cleaned him so well that not an ounce went to waste. We had alligator sauce picayune and jambalaya for dinner. I got a handy.

Batteries and light bulbs. Just knowing I can count on them is worth the extra money.

Wow, just wow. The are getting very aggressive lately. I won’t swim with them anymore because of story’s like this.

Natural History Museum is a must. Across the street is Strawberry Fields and Central Park. There’s a place near central station that voices carry.take subways as they are quick and easy to learn and navigate. Depending on what block in Manhattan, I have many recommendations. And don’t drive. NO WAY!!! Have fun and be safe. I wish I was there.

So a buddy of mine and I are talking about concerts we have been to over the years. Going down memory lane the wheels on the bus are going round and, round and round…he says off the head” what are your top five and are you willing to trade a couple? Me: Yes. But only two maybe three. And we have just a very short time to commit with each offer. And the stakes are steak dinner at our choosing. He accepted and this is what happened

There’s a great joke in this… … Pull your shirt up and the fatter you are makes it funnier. “I want you to guess what I am now.” Take your thumb and index finger on both hands on each side of your belly button and ask “What am I?” Go up and down in opposite vertical directions five times and stop. Then repeat it three times. Then ask “what am I?”. Your answer, “A lady hurdler”.

“Bob…oh ..Bob”

I’m tryin to decipher it and my only deductible reasoning is that he wants it in the can