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Yo mommas so fat...

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I'm sorry that your mother has a weight problem, Supermike :(

I hope that you are doing your best to try and help her through this.

The best way to help her is to be as positive as you can but be firm. (unlike your mom)

 

How often does she graze? Also, when she does, is it heathy robust grass or just the standard weeds that look like grass? This is important

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Yo mamma so fat even bunny wouldn't fock her. :o

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She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Amazingly enough I've never heard this one before. And I lol'd

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Yo momma so fat that when KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the sign.

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Your momma's so fat that she's at an increased risk of heart disease. :mellow:

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Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outta Washington's nose.

This one made me laugh out loud.

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Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide

:lol:

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Your mother has the weight problems so severely that doctors tell her she should eat more of the fruits and the vegetables.

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Your mommas so fat I took her christmas picture and its still printing!!

Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued.

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Yo momma so fat penultimate won't shut up about the time he had to ride out a storm in an igloo on her south summit.

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Yo momma so fat edjr has to walk around her because his scooter ain't got enough battery.

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Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall.

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Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall.

Yo momma so fat Trump used her to balance the trade deficit.

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Yo momma so fat Edjr needs footage from both security cameras to prove she robbed him.

Hahaha

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Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued.

 

yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says one at a time please

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Yo momma house so nasty you take your shoes off before you go outside.

 

(I just made that up and that sh1t is funny)

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Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide

:lol:

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The mommas so fat she made a freight train take a dirt road.

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