Have you ever been caught doin' it?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Sort of a spermoff from the "how often" thread. Seems like folks are worried about their kids catching them in the act (I know I am).

 

Have you ever been caught have the sex? By whom and what was the fallout?

[DankNuggs 305]

Yes, eye to eye contact w/ father while i was balls deep... A character shaping experience. Fallout was an immediate sit down discussion with her parents and lots of embarrassment.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Down at LBI (shore in New Jersey) for 4th of July weekend. My wife (girlfriend then) and I went on to the beach at about 11 pm and had some drinks. Next thing you know, we're going at it like jackrabbits. Beach cop comes over (luckily we saw him in enough time to stop and get our bottoms back on. My wife was still topless though, and just held up a towel.

 

The cop was grinning and pretty cool about it. He just told us to take it inside. I guess they expect as much on holiday weekends and since there was no one around...guess we got really lucky.

 

 

Another time, my girlfriend at the time (who lived with her grandparents) played hookie from school. I did the same and since her grandparents were out of town, we starting drinking, smoking the ganja and having some good sex at her house. Well I was high as hell and went out to the fridge to get some more beer. I saw no reason to put on any clothes, so I close the fridge with 3 beers in each hand and there are her grandparents. I guess they took an earlier flight home. That sobered me up in a focking hurry and I ran out of there. I dated that girl for another year, and her grandparents never even looked at me again.

[shovelheadt 60]

Not me, but my brother got busted. My grandfather was in town as my brother was in his room getting busy. He said this girl was by far the loudest, most dramatic moaner he'd ever been with...to the point of crying occasionally. Gramps decided he was going to come to her rescue as her moaning had convinced him that my brother was throwing an ass whooping on her.

[Franknbeans 46]

got busted by the po po railing some chick in the parking garage. Chick wanted it bad as she laid down her jacket so we could do it. She had a Fiero that had the largest console imaginable so there was no way we were doing it in the car. I finished as the cop was getting out of his car. He just said to take it elsewhere but I was done. It was a weird car ride home.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Parents "caught" me with an asian girl when I was home for the summer after my freshman year. I'm not sure if it counts since I was 18 (and so was she--no GFIAFP here), but I was living under their roof so it was a little awkward. Mostly I think they were just glad to find out I wasn't ghey.

 

I liked that girl, she would do dirty stuff

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Third floor of a parking garage after a Mardi Gras parade. There was no where else to go at that exact moment in time. I was wasted and she needed d!ck in the back bed of her white Ford Ranger pick up truck. The security guard decided he was going to watch. I didn't notice him untill I heard him on his radio telling another guard that " this fawkingasshole just came in her hair".

[shovelheadt 60]

Parents "caught" me with an asian girl when I was home for the summer after my freshman year. I'm not sure if it counts since I was 18 (and so was she--no GFIAFP here), but I was living under their roof so it was a little awkward. Mostly I think they were just glad to find out I wasn't ghey.

 

I liked that girl, she would do dirty stuff

 

The 'living under their roof' comment reminded me of something. I was fresh out of the AF and living with my parents for a bit before I moved over to Indy. Hooked up with a gal at the local dive that I went to school with. Pretty, decent body, but a grating personality that would cause you to run after 5 min. She wasn't mean, just would never stop running her damn mouth. Funny how alcohol will help you ignore certain things. Anyway, back to my parents house at 2am for the freaky. I was living in a walk out basement with a separate exit. Days could go by with me not even seeing my parents. Sure enough, this buffoon wakes up before me and skips right upstairs to hang with my parents over Sunday breakfast. That's how nuts this girl was. Hadn't seen or spoken to my parents in 10 years but thought it was ok to do the walk of shame right up to the breakfast table.

[pussycat 0]

My cousin caught me doing IT once

but I was by myself. Does that count?

 

It was on youtube for a while. (damn newfangled camera phones)

I was the one with platinum blond hair and coal black extensions. Did you see it? :embarrassed:

[JackARoot 2]

In high school, I had my girlfriend come over after school and we were going at it on the living room couch when we hear the back door open ... Mom's home from work early! Girlfriend grabbed her clothes and ran to the bathroom, but dropped her panties on the way in, noticed, opened the door to grab them just as my Mom came around the corner - Busted! Mom was pissed, but I'm the youngest of four so parents had been broken-in and didn't have too bad of consequences I can remember.

 

In college, same girlfriend. After a football game, we're in my room in an apartment I shared with a roommate. We're having some people over that night and getting a keg, but we're having a little pre-party R&R. My sister-in-law just barges into my room without knocking because my friend got busted bringing the keg home. The keg buyer was of age, but the driver of the car wasn't so they confiscated the keg and issued a citation to the driver. Sister in law just laughed.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Yep, and the very first time, too. My BF's (at the time) older brother walked in on us.

 

I was mortified!

[The Moz 69]

Parents "caught" me with an asian --Mostly I think they were just glad to find out I wasn't ghey.

 

I liked that , s/he would do dirty stuff

Well good thing they never saw her? sack or that silver lining would of been torched.

[The Moz 69]

Sort of a spermoff from the "how often" thread. Seems like folks are worried about their kids catching them in the act (I know I am).

 

Have you ever been caught have the sex? By whom and what was the fallout?

Does the time you busted me tapping you wife and your Mom count for anything?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Does the time you busted me tapping you wife and your Mom count for anything?

 

Pulease! That little thing that you call a peamus is most closely associated with a gerbil.

[The Moz 69]

 

Pulease! That little thing that you call a peamus is most closely associated with a gerbil.

I see you have yet to fully recover from seeing me ass ram your wife and mom on your own bed.

 

I didn't know the experience would lead to you resorting to stuffing gerbils up your ass -- dude I'm sorry.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Pulease! That little thing that you call a peamus is most closely associated with a gerbil.

Umm... how would you know what a gerbil peemus looks like?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Umm... how would you know what a gerbil peemus looks like?

He asked your boyfriend.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Umm... how would you know what a gerbil peemus looks like?

 

Oh, like you haven't had to blow a gerbil for a ride home.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I got drunk once and decided it would be a good idea to go to my parents house and sleep in my old room. I was dating this coonass chick and she decided she wanted me to talk dirty to her that night. So I say all the usual things most do when they talk dirty. Call her a slutwhorebitch. Spank her and tell her what a crazy ass nutjob she is and then come on her ankles. So this goes on for awhile and at some point she goes to the bathroom and comes back quickly. Coonass: There's an old couple standing in the bathroom. She's crying and he's pissed off about something. Who are they? Me: My parents best friends from Texas. I forgot they were coming to town. They're staying in the guest room next door. The last time I saw them I was ten. They bought me a bicycle. They used to tell me I was the sweetest kid in the world. Now they're listening to me pound and humiliate you from the next room. Slut.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Oh, like you haven't had to blow a gerbil for a ride home.

 

But that still doesn't answer how YOU know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just remembered... You gave me a ride home last week, didn't you?

 

 

 

:smooches:

[The Moz 69]

 

But that still doesn't answer how YOU know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just remembered... You gave me a ride home last week, didn't you?

 

 

 

:smooches:

So your gash is reminiscent of a gerbil peemus?

[OldMaid 1,838]

So your gash is reminiscent of a gerbil peemus?

 

You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?

[nzoner 936]

If the 69 counts then yes,my gf and I were in the backseat of my car parked by a lake in our county and getting so busy doing each other we didn't hear anything until there was a rapping on the car window and then a flashlight illuminated the backseat.Deputy was cool and just told us to be on our way.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I had a gf in college that lived near the beach. We used bang on the beach and in the dunes all the time. Was caught by people just walking the beach a bunch of times, but never really "identified" by anyone that we knew.

 

One time, we were on her couch going (spooning position) at it when her sister came home. Fortunately, we were under a blanket, so her sister never knew. She sat down and started watching TV with us. I was able to last quite a while before getting off.

[Big Blue 06 195]

I had a gf in college that lived near the beach. We used bang on the beach and in the dunes all the time. Was caught by people just walking the beach a bunch of times, but never really "identified" by anyone that we knew.

 

One time, we were on her couch going (spooning position) at it when her sister came home. Fortunately, we were under a blanket, so her sister never knew. She sat down and started watching TV with us. I was able to last quite a while before getting off.

And you didn't ask her sister to join you? I award you no point and may God have mercy on your soul.

[jets24 6]

I was 17 years old and my girlfriend was 16. We worked in a restaurant together and decided to get some action in the upstairs laundry room. I swear...this is a true story. I had no pants on and my girl was standing up and I was on my knees, chowing away at her pu$$y and I had forgotten to lock the door. In walks the manager to get something and I am literally standing there with my face burried in her snatch and I pull my face away and I'm drenched in her juices. We both look at the manager and she quickly exits. We were so freaking scared and my girl was so mad for not locking the door. I went down to apologize to the manager and she says "As long as you weren't on the clock", which I thought was a great response.

 

The only other time was when my mom caught me and a girl in my bed checking each other out, I was probably 13 or so. I panicked and zipped up my fly and caught the tip of my cack in the zipper. FOCK!!!!! There is still a scar on it.

 

Thanks for listening.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

And you didn't ask her sister to join you? I award you no point and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

I actually would have. She was a little chunky for my liking, though. Her sister was nice and tight, but sis was a little soft.

[The Next Generation 10]

We were both in College but I was 4 years older. She was like 19 or 20 (I'd say about a 34C) and I was 23 or so. It was a holiday that not everyone gets off for (can't remember which one) and we were both home on a Monday. I called her and she was still in bed and I said, "I'm coming up". She said, "no...we can't not in the house." I said, "we do it in my house all the time...c'mon...." She says, "OK...." So, I cut up the back hill to her street and walk on down to her house (we were both still living w/the parents). Her family was very religious, aunt was a nun and mother went to church at least 5x a week. I'm an atheist. Stay with me...it's relevant. So, I get there and no one is home but her and I climb in bed with her. We do it and are lying around talking, etc...and she says, "What was that?" I say, I didn't hear anything..." She says, I heard a car door shut!" Then we both hear a BANG from the front of the house. She jumps out of bed butt naked and runs to her bedroom door and throws her back against the door just as her Mom is coming into the room. The Mom start throwing all her weight into the door as I proceed to start dressing while the GF is still blocking the door. The Mom was a decent sized woman and each time she lunges into the door it cracks-open as the weight of the GF is only strong enough to force it back closed before she can get into the room. Each time the Mom lunges I look-up and our eyes meet as she looks through the opening in the door and I'm in various stages of dressing...pants...boom, eyes meet....shirt....boom, eyes meet....shoes, boom eyes meet. Finally I say, OK go ahead to the GF and she backs away from the door and the Mom lunges 1 last time and flies into the room. Mom looks at me then at her daughter and then ant me again and turns to the daughter and says while slapping her on the arm, "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO JESUS....LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO JESUS!!" I cringe and say to the GF, "I'll call ya" and got the hell out of there. As I exit , I see two full bags of groceries lying sprawled by the front door...oh, that was the bang we heard....We weren't allowed to see each other for a few months after that it was REAL awkward when I saw the Mom again.

[jerryskids 5,172]

I think I've told this before, but my GF and I (both 16) were parking and just as I blew my load in her mouf there was a loud rap on the window -- two cops. Quickly pulled up pants and opened the window -- cop said we couldn't be there blah blah... then asked the girl if she was OK. She nodded yes. They left, I'm pretty sure laughing the entire time.

 

After they left the GF opened the car door and spit out my splooge... "WTF?! What if they actually wanted you to speak?" I get that some girls don't like to swallow, but sheesh.

[kilroy69 993]

took this chick i had been seeing to this party where she ran into an ex. they started talking and it pissed me off so when he got up to go to the bathroom I ushered her to the garage....pulled down her pants.....bent her over the homeowners car and focked her right in her pretty asss. I could hear the guy going hey where is jessica at? the homeowner says I dont know..and starts rustling around, grabs some garbage and goes to toss it out in the garage. Opens the door to see me drilling her in her ass....on her car. she just flipped the light off and backed out....without a word.