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Using Triscuits for peanut butter crackers isn't the best thing, but then it again, it isn't the worst, either. :mellow:

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I hate it when people use 'leverage' as a verb. It's such a dooshy corporatism :thumbsdown:

 

 

I used your mom as leverage in the board room last night. :banana:

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I used your mom as leverage in the board room last night. :banana:

Thank you for not saying 'I leveraged your mom in the board room last night.' :cheers:

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I always wondered that if, in a pig pen full of pigs, one pig let's out a really loud and masterful fart, do the other pigs appreciate it?

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Thank you for not saying 'I leveraged your mom in the board room last night.' :cheers:

 

 

I did that too. :cheers:

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It's getting chilly out. God bless those displaced by sandy.

 

:pointstosky:

 

5 inches of snow on LI and 50,000 MORE lost power tonight. :thumbsdown:

 

 

 

My first time saying it and well deserved...... Drob won this threada

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:pointstosky:

 

5 inches of snow on LI and 50,000 MORE lost power tonight. :thumbsdown:

 

 

 

My first time saying it and well deserved...... Drob won this threada

 

I figured out last night that golf clubs aren't nearly as effective in my trunk as an ice scraper at this time of the year. :dunno:

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Couches in hospital rooms aren't made for people that are 6'4" to be sleeping on. I guess the medical industry planned on a sh1tload of sick midgets. :unsure:

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:pointstosky:

 

5 inches of snow on LI and 50,000 MORE lost power tonight. :thumbsdown:

 

 

 

My first time saying it and well deserved...... Drob won this threada

 

 

FEMA sucks bawls. I was offered a sh!tload of money to go up there and handle flood claims. A good friend of mine came back yesterday as he had to spend $400.00 a day on room and board and he couldn't find gas. He had to find those rooms hundreds of miles away and it's not cost productive. The adjusters that are willing to go there are being musceled out by the ones who live there and about but they can't keep up with the demand. Also, the peeps up there do not know how to handle these emergencies as everyone in line to be seen and inspected are not sure how to handle it. He was getting hundreds of calls a day and had no way to get to them even if he could. It's a cluster fawk as you know.

 

If by Monday things remain the same, I might head your way.

 

What's the story we're not hearing about the National Guard post with supposed free gas in NJ that had to draw weapons because some doosh on the radio stated that the gubmint was giving out free gas and the peeps freaked out demanded it even though it wasn't true?

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Thought I would throw some estrogen up in here...

 

Not a random thought but not worth it's own thread. I can't decide between pink or blue. Some of you better have the confident masculinity it takes to weigh in on this.

 

Pink

 

Blue

 

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Thought I would throw some estrogen up in here...

 

Not a random thought but not worth it's own thread. I can't decide between pink or blue. Some of you better have the confident masculinity it takes to weigh in on this.

 

Pink

 

Blue

 

 

To me, Blue gives off a more "active" vibe which is what it looks like you're going for. The pastel pink makes me want to relax.

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it's all pink on the inside

Depends on how long you cook it.

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To me, Blue gives off a more "active" vibe which is what it looks like you're going for. The pastel pink makes me want to relax.

 

I wound up tweaking it a lot but went with the blue. :cheers:

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I wound up twerking a lot. :cheers:

Gonna need to see the video please. :cheers:

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Gonna need to see the video please. :cheers:

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statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people support gang rape.

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If you were going to try to hold off the police using nothing but cheese slices like ninja throwing stars, I feel like you'd want to use the individually wrapped ones.

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Some people just need a push in the right direction... sadly, for many people, the right direction leads to an empty elevator shaft.

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