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Explorer goes missing looking for headhunters....imagine that.

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You know why he goes exploring alone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There can be only one.

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I'm totally flashing to like 5 minutes before the guy shows up. There's like one guy with a bone through his nose screaming at everyone. Quick! That British idiots back! Get rid of all of our s***!

 

And you see you guys still wearing their Call of Duty headsets throwing their Xboxes and flat screen TVs and cell phones under Bushes and behind trees and stuff.

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He said we all hear from him around mid November. :dunno:

 

Yeah, he's probably fine. Let's not lose our heads over this thing.

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Fake..Trying to drum up interest.

 

The Yaifo are one of the last people on the entire planet who are out of contact with our interconnected world. . Last time, the Yaifo greeted me with a terrifying show of strength, an energetic dance featuring their bows and arrows. On this occasion who knows if the Yaifo will do the same. Nor do I have an obvious means of returning to the outside world, which is somewhat worrying, especially at my advanced age.

Either I must paddle down river for a week or so – or enlist the help of the Yaifo, as I did last time. So, if this website or my Twitter account falls more than usually silent – I’m due back mid-November – it’s because I am still out there somewhere. So, don’t bother to call or text! Just like the good old days, I won’t be taking a satellite phone, GPS or companion. Or anything else much. Because this is how I do my journeys of exploration. I grow older but no wiser, it seems.

OHHH the drama!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH

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send digby to rescue him

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I'm always looking for head :dunno:

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He disagreed with something that ate him.

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Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world.

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Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world.

I'm sure he,did

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Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world.

Because cheating ruins the thrill.

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Wonder if they buttered his English muffin?

Oh, I guarantee they aint the only ones hunting for head out there.

 

Its like the joke.

 

One day, an African tribes woman gives birth to a white baby. The villagers immediately go get the anthropologist, and are about to kill him.

 

The chief asks if he has anything to say to himself. The man points at a nearby flock of sheep. Look, he says. A white sheep gave birth to a black lamb! The miracles of nature are inexplicable!

 

The chief pulls the man aside, and says, tell you what, you shut up about that black sheep, Ill keep quiet about the white baby.

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