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#1 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 12:33 PM

FU to whoever the blind motherfocker is that claims Murray was even close to crossing the goal line.  Get the load out of your eyes idiot.

 

FU to Carolina's OC.  Remember that McCaffrey dude that was lighting sh!t up for weeks?  You obviously don't, but he's the little white guy that gets a fake handoff every play then blocks.  Give him the ball once in a while twatnozzle



#2 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 12:39 PM

  Fitzpatrick, already has an INT..................where's the rocking chair? Butt-hurt TB coaches will probably put Aunt Jemima back in for him?


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#3 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 12:40 PM

Apparently my post made it to Carolina's OC's Ipad.  CMac owners can thank me.

 

Anyhoo, I know it's early.  But 0 catches between my elite WR duo of Thielen and Evans?  WTF?  



#4 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:12 PM

Ok, time's up.  FU Mike Evans.  Do something you big dumb galoot

 

Ditto for David Njoku.  If you screw me again this week I'm driving to Cleveland

 

Marvin Jones is also closing in on a FU



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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:13 PM

FU Cam Newton.  28 - 7 and you haven't thrown a single ###### TD?  This was the week you were supposed to light it up.  You fookin a-hole.



#6 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:13 PM

Also Njoku and Ty Hill, they just showed them on their seperate sidelines sitting in their lawn chairs drinking beer, lazy slackers!


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#7 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:16 PM

Oh, and FU Chicago D.  You're single handily beating my whole team.  Wow.  Fock me



#8 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:16 PM

Ok, time's up.  FU Mike Evans.  Do something you big dumb galoot

 

Ditto for David Njoku.  If you screw me again this week I'm driving to Cleveland

 

Marvin Jones is also closing in on a FU

 

I'm with you on Jones too, WTH? Stafford found him twice earlier but he's disappeared since. Another SLACKER!


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#9 stonewall

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:19 PM

To me:

 

For having the splendid good fortune to be playing against the Bears defense this week.


I feel my football knowledge is vastly superior to my opponents. I also am just in general, a smarter person. These two things should allow me a huge advantage. But I've yet to be truly dominant.


#10 boilerddd

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:22 PM

Oh, and FU Chicago D.  You're single handily beating my whole team.  Wow.  Fock me

You and me both. More specifically FU Bills offense. Scored 26 points against me with 4 min left in first half. Just inexcusable to be this inept. Kneel down for 3 plays and then proceed to punt the ball out of bounds. 



#11 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:27 PM

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.

Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.

Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.

Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.


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#12 ThatDude

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:30 PM

Did DJax suite up? Not even one ball thrown his way?

10 Team (15th year)

Start 1QB, 2RB, 3WR/TE, 1FLEX, 1K, 1Def (PPR)

QB - Wentz
RB - L. Bell, Fournette, Yeldon, Zeke, Conner
WR/TE - A. Jeffery, G. Tate, Kelce, Marvin Jones III, Crowder, Doyle, Gordon
K - Matt Bryant
Def - Jags

 


#13 BufordT

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:38 PM

FU to me for being a believer in Kenny "always on a holiday" Golladay. Not any more.....I'm breaking up with Kenny G  I've learned my lesson.  Dropsville it is. 

 

I already feel better about myself.



#14 boilerddd

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:40 PM

Njoku just because it's a weekly tradition. Feel free to break up the Baker/Landry halftime affair and introduce yourself. 



#15 frank

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:43 PM

Kyle Rudolph

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#16 handbanana

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:46 PM

Its early and they are way behind, but ZERO catches for Evans after being down the entire first half?!?!

Ugh

Strikes and gutters, ups and downs...


#17 seafoam1

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:46 PM

Wentz on a bye, so I was left with having to play.... flacco... 

 

Hopefully they are so far behind early in the second half Flacco needs to throw the rest of the game. 



#18 Super Cubs

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:47 PM

Dear Tarik Cohen

 

FU

 

your friend 

 

Super Cubs

 

ps FU to Golladay as well



#19 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:55 PM

FU to Matt Ryan and the Falcons again.  28 - 7 and not one TD to Julio. 



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Posted 04 November 2018 - 01:56 PM

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.
Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.
Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.
Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.


Yep, I put in Breida over him all due to matchup, no wonder I'm terrible this year...FU to me.

#21 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:01 PM

It's blowing my mind that Mike Evans doesn't have a catch.  Put Jameis back in.  Fock, put Vinny Testaverde in.  Ridiculous. 

 

And Njoku is a focking bust loser.  Can't wait to get this scrub off my team.  



#22 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:02 PM

Dear Tarik Cohen

 

FU

 

your friend 

 

Super Cubs

 

ps FU to Golladay as well

 

Take it up with the latest Andy Reid protege. The same guy who saw Cohen break a 70 yd TD in the opening quarter last week and then decided "eh, that probably won't work anymore".


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#23 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:03 PM

Marvin, Njoku, Hill...…...they should all have to sleep with Rose Anne Barr for their "performances" so far today. Hell, I hate my whole team!


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#24 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:09 PM

  Crap I forgot Njoku's on a bye..............oh wait, he is every week! And Detroit, their offense (and Marv)  is a joke, Stafford hangs onto the ball WAY to long, those sacks are on him, the linemen are holding their blocks long enough. Put the backup in!


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#25 DonS

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:13 PM

It's blowing my mind that Mike Evans doesn't have a catch.  Put Jameis back in.  Fock, put Vinny Testaverde in.  Ridiculous. 
 
And Njoku is a focking bust loser.  Can't wait to get this scrub off my team.  


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#26 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:26 PM

Why is Matt Stafford considered good?  Seriously?  

 

Welp, my 3 stud WRs Evans, Thielen, Marvin Jones are all MIA.  Gonna go check my milk carton for them.

 

Njoku is beyond words bad



#27 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:29 PM

Fock that fat oaf that killed Big Ben.  Fock



#28 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:31 PM

Why is Matt Stafford considered good?  Seriously?  

 

Welp, my 3 stud WRs Evans, Thielen, Marvin Jones are all MIA.  Gonna go check my milk carton for them.

 

Njoku is beyond words bad

   Stafford looks scared today, stupid mistakes he's making-plus he's killing my M Jones! And Njoku, he's gone to waivers, what a fat, lazy slob.


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#29 DB Cooper

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:31 PM

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.
Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.
Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.
Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.



This. Cmon Tarik!

#30 LaChup

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:33 PM

Eli Manning.....for going another week without throwing a pass for more than 20 yards. :dunno:



#31 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:48 PM

Sat Fitz for Brees...gonna be an F me for listening to 'experts'.


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#32 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:05 PM

Tevin Coleman with the best game he will have all year, in a terrible matchup, on my bench. FU.

 

My starters:

Brees

Cohen

Drake

 

My bench:

Fitzpatrick

Coleman


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#33 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:11 PM

FU Jordan Reed you overrated has been.  3 grabs in a blowout?  Thanks buddy.  Please go back to the IR where you belong



#34 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:01 PM

   And let's throw in Denver's Girl-Scout-quality pass defense, I'm sure they're gonna let Hopkins roll for about 40 pts on me.


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#35 SpenceToons

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:24 PM

Zeurlein owners adjust their mortar coordinates to send a few shells in the direction of the Rams' sideline. Seriously, McVay, would it be all right for The Leg to squeeze a field goal in every now and then between the Gurley and Goff TDs ?  (fake field goal attempt whiffs)



#36 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:26 PM

If I had started Coleman I'd be at 140 with Brees/Smith/Hopkins/Fairbairn/Gordon still playing...FML.


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#37 huskyhater75

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:41 PM

  FU Denver pass defense, these guys are afraid to cover Hopkins, buncha dough boys.


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#38 kilroy69

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:42 PM

Mike Evans. Wtf was that. Did you forget how to play football? 1 catch on 10 targets?
Its still not a hummingbird.

#39 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:43 PM

So sick of every guy I play against having career games.  Today:

 

Brees (on his way)

Connor

McCaffrey

DHop

Kelce

Chicago D

 

Fock this stupid game



#40 LaChup

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:45 PM

Every time McVay goes for a fake field goal, I want to fake shake his hand and punch him in the gut.