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Grand Jury is right

You rioting animals

More black on black crime

 

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Too many of us

The cops are all distracted

Gimme that TV

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Scum convenience store

How dare you refuse Michael?

Now you must burn down

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I'm really angry

So I destroyed my hometown

Now I feel better

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Cops are oppressive

They should let us rob the stores

And jaywalk in peace

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I only punched him

And tried to grab for his gun

Why did he shoot me?

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Fear My blackness henican

Is he white and full if Sh!!

Kill my landlord kill him dead

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Steal all the sh*t here

Then burn the place to the ground

We support Michael

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I take what I want

Jaywalk, beat cops, and get shot

I am Michael Brown

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There's too many of us

The cops are all distracted

Gimme that TV

5 / 7 / 5 not 6 / 7 / 5, you chink :doh: (although the rest of yours were funny as hell)

 

This goes for the rest of you dumb focks. Especially you, Bunny.

 

Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively

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5 / 7 / 5 not 6 / 7 / 5, you chink :doh:

fixed

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I love rioting

Better sales than Black Friday

Thank You Michael Brown

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5 / 7 / 5 not 6 / 7 / 5, you chink :doh: (although the rest of yours were funny as hell)

 

This goes for the rest of you dumb focks. Especially you, Bunny.

 

Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively

 

 

Hi, my name is sux

I too have discovered Google

So now I am smart

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I burned down the store

and stole the cash register

Will I lose my job?

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It's all Whitey's fault

Live from the Ferguson Streets

I'm Ron Burgundy

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Oh, Gentle Giant

Ferguson lies in ruins

You would be so proud

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Upstanding black man

Cosby says "Pants Up, Don't Loot"

Put him on 'Ignore'

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Bless Darren Wilson

His critics can kiss my ass

Justice has been done

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still not following

haven't watched this story yet

whites glad blacks mad, norm

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Peenie in denial

Head in the sand

Can't find a man

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"Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, yet the frogs do not die in sport but in earnest."

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Peenie in denial

Head in the sand

Can't find a man

NV too damn dumb

Haiku form butchered badly

White power hooray

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Unprovoked to violence

You know who was right all along?

Anthony Cumia

 

:o

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The results are in

Bill Cosby drugging and rayping

Less guilty than Mike Brown

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NV too damn dumb

Haiku form butchered badly

White power hooray

 

 

You want to see dumb?

Go read your replys

In the other Ferguson thread.

 

 

 

:lol:

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My man Volt gets it

He has ownage in this thread

Voltaire is the man

:pointstosky:

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I don't even like haiku's

but writing in short lines

Is kinda fun

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Want to buy a house

In the town of Ferguson

Damn, nothing is left

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As Ferguson burns

Tax payers have to wonder

FEMA pays the bill

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Put hands in the air (5)

Please don't shoot me officer (7)

Gimmie mines cracka (5)

 

FIXORED

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change occurs within

going home to new jersey

happy thanksgiving!

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