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An apology and a vow

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Dearest love ones,

 

Your El would like to formally apologize to all of you. Unless officials do their job and intervene, it appears that we are about to experience the 7th week since 2012 in which The Die Nasty El Padrino wasn't either in 1st place alone or tied for first place in Montana Division El.

 

My organization understands that it will be difficult to look your families in the face this week as they rightfully question the validity, stature, sex appeal, and power of our fantasy football league. We understand that workplace productivity will dip by a significant percentage due to the loss of moral experienced by all. But your El Padrino asks you to remember that we've faced this situation 7 times since 2012, and we've always overcome it with much ease due to the efficient manner in which your El's talent and swagger inevitably responds to such temporary setbacks.

 

Stay strong my league mates. The rule of Ed is but an illusion. The El Padrino will take back from Ed that which belongs to all of us, as it must always be remembered that the Die Nasty El Padrino doesn't rule over you. The Die Nasty El Padrino rules FOR you. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and you have the El's word that we will soon emerge back into the light.

 

With affection,

The Die Nasty El Padrino

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