Geek Club Secret Santa - What would you give and to whom?

[edjr 5,556]

TNG - A fogless mirror

[patweisers44 697]

Chronic Husker - Some focking integrity.

[edjr 5,556]

Chronic Husker - Some focking integrity.

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Chronic Husker - Some focking integrity.

Bahahaha

[cmh6476 750]

A 2014 all star game ball autographed by the kansas city royals to cruzer

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

A pair of Tigers sweaty game worn undies for KSB

 

A franchise plan to the 76ers for MDC

[vuduchile 1,941]

Dgjb. - a clue.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Vudu- some friends and for whoever hurt him in the past to apologize

[rholio 339]

Patweisers44- some tp with the Michigan logo on it, so he can express his admiration for that university every time he wipes.

[edjr 5,556]

A pair of Tigers sweaty game worn undies for KSB

 

 

 

this confuses me.

 

Do you mean Detroit Tigers, or some other college maybe or Tiger Woods? If the later, does Tiger play many in many "games"?

[vuduchile 1,941]

and for whoever hurt him in the past to apologize

Just like a geek's c0ck, that list is long and undistinguished.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Just like a geek's c0ck, that list is long and undistinguished.

See I picture you as a sad, lonely short little hairy guy who had either a friend betray you or the resident hot girl at school either play you or use you to buy her things only to humiliate you. And now you're an angry little guy who has trust issues. So yes i think the best present would be to get them to apologize

[vuduchile 1,941]

See I picture you as a sad, lonely short little hairy guy who had either a friend betray you or the resident hot girl at school either play you or use you to buy her things only to humiliate you. And now you're an angry little guy who has trust issues. So yes i think the best present would be to get them to apologize

Yep. You nailed it.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Yep. You nailed it.

I know I did. Just tell santa that bad persons name and he will make sure they come and apologize

[Big Guy 1,400]

I'd buy Rockford and MDC a FFToday T-Shirt

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

TNG - A fogless mirror

 

 

 

edjr - A package of adult diapers.

[Mike Honcho 4,015]

I'd buy a Megalodon Toof and secretly mail it to myself...cause I'm never going to focking win one.

[MDC 5,890]

I'd buy Rockford and MDC a FFToday T-Shirt

I'd buy taco breath some lipstick

[cmh6476 750]

I'd buy a Megalodon Toof and secretly mail it to myself...cause I'm never going to focking win one.

damn, and here I thought...

[edjr 5,556]

 

 

edjr - A package of adult diapers.

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Edjr -cocaine and hookers

 

Cause that's a REAL Christmas present

[Mike Honcho 4,015]

Edjr -cocaine and hookers

 

Cause that's a REAL Christmas present

 

Hey, you don't have to wait for Christmas.

[parrot 789]

Cmh - a vasectomy.

[BLS 313]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

[edjr 5,556]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

 

[Mike Honcho 4,015]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

 

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

 

this confuses me.

 

Do you mean Detroit Tigers, or some other college maybe or Tiger Woods? If the later, does Tiger play many in many "games"?

Never heard the expression golf game?

 

Guess I should have said tournament worn.. game worn just rolled off the tongue.. or fingers as it were

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

 

 

 

(I stilll can't believe she hasn't paid up. Seriously).

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Pocolts...a fire proof Christmas tree.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Pocolts...a fire proof Christmas tree.

Or another fire extinguisher

[frank 2,144]

Or another fire extinguisher

Or 3/4 of a toaster.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,626]

Djgb13 - Operation, the game. It's probably on his list with the rest of his toys. He can play doctor again.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Or 3/4 of a toaster.

I dunno that fire extinguisher was used as a centerpiece on his table for years. He might miss it

[frank 2,144]

I dunno that fire extinguisher was used as a centerpiece on his table for years. He might miss it

 

 

Actually, I should have said 1/4 of a toaster.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Peenie - Directions to a Home Depot.

What makes this even funnier is the owner of Home Depot is in Atlanta.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Or another fire extinguisher

Red neck kitchen paper weights?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Red neck kitchen paper weights?

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Good thread

[vuduchile 1,941]

What makes this even funnier is the owner of Home Depot is in Atlanta.

Good point. They're based there and you can't drive 3 blocks without seeing one of their stores.