Monday Morning NFL Rant + MNF Prediction.

[DaBeerz 88]

Week 4 is almost over what have we learned?

Let’s start with the Steelers pummeling Kansas City! I thought this would be a really good game as KC supposedly have a great defense. I started them on my fantasy team. My opponent started Big Ben. No surprise, I got bent over like a rented mule, and I now hate KC and Fantasy Football in general. I can’t believe the Steelers go from getting an epic beat down last week, to administering an epic beat down of their own this week.


Also the refs absolutely HATE Antonio Brown. Apparently the No Fun League doesn’t allow any endzone dancing or celebrating, Brown will have to do his twerking on the sidelines. Also I legitimately thought Mike Tomlin’s eyeballs were going to pop out of his head when the refs didn’t call a penalty for a late hit on Ben…nobody does the crazy-eyes like Tomlin.


Finally…Former 1st round draft pick Alex Smith, aka Captain Checkdown was brutal to watch. They’re down 36 and he’s still playing 5-10 yard dink and dunk, does the guy ever throw deep, like ever? Alex be like: “Noooo…we’re down 36 points coach, I can’t take a chance, I gotta checkdown every play!“


Rex Ryan just saved his job for another year. I haven’t even watched the post-game presser yet, but I know exactly what a big stupid happy red-faced Sexy-Rex said. “Ahh we’re great. Nothing like taking it to Belichick. We had this game circled on the calendar and these guys came out motivated and played hard…we can’t wait to meet them again this season…blah, blah, blah.” Sure thing Rex. You know he screamed at his team the entire week beforehand to make sure they won this, nobody gets jacked up to beat Belichick like Rex does. He probably threatened to take away all of the players foot-rubs and snacks if they lost this game. Now he’s gonna ride this to another year of mediocrity, when we finish 8-8 again, he’ll still keep his job and they won’t fire him, why? Because…he beat New England once.

 

The Bills who probably think they’re gonna win the Superbowl at 2-2...Meanwhile the Pats are 3-1 without Brady, and he’s back next week, and will soon cruise through that weak ass division. Trust me, the Bills suck, they’ll probably find a way to lose a game on their bye week.


Carolina’s season is done, and Oakland is for real: The Panthers have a major Superbowl hangover and Cam just got his bell rung bad this weekend, he’ll be out for a bit. He went completely wet-noodle legs after getting cranked in the side of the head by Atlanta’s linebacker. Not that I want to see injuries inflicted on my fellow human beings, but I’m pretty sure a sarcastic laugh happened across the NFL when he got TKO’d. Pay attention to Oakland. They’re back, they have a great offense, and they will make the playoffs as a Wild Card, I think. Also more reason to hate Fantasy Football? I had ###### Crabtree on the bench while he hauled in 3 touchdowns. F. off, I hate this game.


The 2 most interesting QBs were off this week: Captain Touchdown (My man Aaron Rodgers) and Carson “The Real Deal” Wentz were resting up this week. They are both pretty awesome to watch, just sayin’. Wentz needs a cool nickname.


Monday Night Prediction: Vikings have that purple people eater defense is great. Their season was supposed to be over with their QB Bilge-water out, as well as Pederson blowing up his knee again, yet after tonight they’re gonna be 4-0. Unless the Giants do what the Giants always do because they are GAMBLING POISON I HATE THE GIANTS THEY ALWAYS SCREW ME EVERY WEEK ALONG WITH THEIR ENTIRE STUPID NFC EAST DIVISION, I HATE BETTING ON THESE TEAMS…whew, ok sorry I got that out of my system…I’m out.


Cheers!

 

[weepaws 2,452]

I have the Gmen plus the points.

[TennisMenace 156]

I'm a Giants fan and I don't like our chances tonight. Minny defense will swarm and Eli does throw pics. If Darkwa get can get some good first or second down yards, Gmen might score some points, but not many. Minny offense isn't that good, so I'm expecting a low scoring game. If Gmen can stay away from turnovers they have a chance.

[weepaws 2,452]

Will that's why I took the points .

 

Low scoring game is exactly what I hoping to see.

[DaBeerz 88]

I have the Gmen plus the points.

 

 

I'm a Giants fan and I don't like our chances tonight. Minny defense will swarm and Eli does throw pics. If Darkwa get can get some good first or second down yards, Gmen might score some points, but not many. Minny offense isn't that good, so I'm expecting a low scoring game. If Gmen can stay away from turnovers they have a chance.

 

 

Will that's why I took the points .

 

Low scoring game is exactly what I hoping to see.

 

Betting has driven the vikes up to a 4 point favorite. I don't like that spread for a team without their starting RB and QB. This opened as a -2.5 for the home team.

 

I would take the points for the Giants and hope they cover and keep the score close. Gmen are gambling poison because you never know wich Eli is going to show up.

 

Straight up HTH picking, I still go with the Vikes. Over under is 42.5. Bet the UNDER. This feels like a 16 - 13 type game.