Bill Swerski

TV nerds are more annoying than 40 year old men who collect baseball cards.

You need to read between the snark and sarcasm to get my point. Go to the TV store, pick out a TV that you think has a nice picture, haggle down the price a bit, and buy it. If you're not really a geek for this kind of shit like Gutter and the other videophile assjavelins, just get what you think is cool. Don't overthink it and reseaerch shit you're not familiar with.

I started researching this last year and found that you'll find a host of drawbacks for any type of TV on the market. There's way too much information to digest and it's all opinion anyhow. Also, the people who have advice to give are fucking know it all dicklickers like Gutterboy who rarely deal with actual human beings. So, I went with the biggest and most expensive TV I could find. I rarely watch TV, so it was important to have something that looked really fucking cool hanging on the wall. I don't regret for a second spending nearly $5K on a TV I am rarely home to watch. That's my recommendation. HTH@#!@

Nothing teaches a sports team owner a more serious lesson than 1,000 people buying tickets.

I can leave for six months at a time and always be greeted with a thread of davebg whining about his wife when I return. Really, it's refreshing and fun for the whole gang.

My scent of choice is Sex Panther, by Olian and it's illegal in six countries. It's made from real bits of panther ya know.

TK is still alive? Next time I'll speed up before I t-bone that big-eared shitlicker.

I hope you have an asthma attack and die as you are one miserable, self-pitying son of a bitch.

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Csonka was a product of the system. I wouldn't hire Larry Csonka to clean my fucking pool. Also, I heard he liked to have sex with underage Cuban girls.

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James, Boldin, Fitzgerlad, Leinart. That's a great ###### team. Too bad that the people of Arizona don't deserve it

Wow, that was completely absurd.