Week 6 Official FU thread

[LouisC9999 3]

Fock me for trading for Calvin.

 

I could've gotten double the points by just starting Bowe

[ff07 2]

Ray Rice - thought i got value for u at 11 in the first round - f u

D Murray - i can only blame myself

Shorts - soiled ur shorts

D Bryant/Garcon - shoulda been a walk thru the park last night - f u

 

About to lose to the last place team in my 14 team league - f me

[Boston Three Party 6]

Fock you refs for taking away Julius' second TD..................inbred, backwoods, illiterate fockers. Your sister said she faked every orgasm with you.

oh my god I peed.

[jocstrap 8]

Can someone watching please paint me a picture of how the fock Green Bay has only 3 points?

 

Love your picture! I used to go home for lunch in high school and watch this guy paint. He had to be HIGH every time. I forget his name, but he was awesome! I don't suppose anybody else caught your hilarious comment about "paint me a picture"! Well I sure did!

[RoadLizard 73]

Fock fantasy football in general. The game is changing for the WORSE with no end in sight. There are about 20 total players that are truly reliable and startable each week. The rest are as random as cloud formations. Used to be that most NFL teams had:

 

1) A QB

2) ONE good RB

3) 1-2 startable WRs

4) 1 startable TE

 

And that was that. No commitees, less injuries, talent stayed on the same team for years and years, and there were fewer teams to spread the talent around to. Most of the players could be banked on week in, week out. Now? OMG...its hilarious how guys just blow up out of nowhere and then disappear for 6 weeks. Or, look at the RB situation in NE...Ridley goes off for two scores but might not get a carry next week. Joe Fauria scored 3 times yesterday.... who the FOCK is he? He'll get signed and started next week and wont catch a pass. Its so unreliable and random thats its totally reliable and NOT random.

 

Now? Fock....sorry to burst the bubbles of the "I win a lot so I must be good at this" crowd but you are simply "hitting" your bets more often than other guys. Or, you play in a dynatsy league and were able to keep that stud-filled team for many years.

 

Used to be about 50% luck / 50% research and prep. Now, its CLEARLY about 95% pure, unadulterated luck and 5% waiver wire claim success.

 

Might have to try fantasy hockey or golf....maybe fantasy MMA fighting?

[LouisC9999 3]

Fock fantasy football in general. The game is changing for the WORSE with no end in sight. There are about 20 total players that are truly reliable and startable each week. The rest are as random as cloud formations. Used to be that most NFL teams had:

 

1) A QB

2) ONE good RB

3) 1-2 startable WRs

4) 1 startable TE

 

And that was that. No commitees, less injuries, talent stayed on the same team for years and years, and there were fewer teams to spread the talent around to. Most of the players could be banked on week in, week out. Now? OMG...its hilarious how guys just blow up out of nowhere and then disappear for 6 weeks. Or, look at the RB situation in NE...Ridley goes off for two scores but might not get a carry next week. Joe Fauria scored 3 times yesterday.... who the FOCK is he? He'll get signed and started next week and wont catch a pass. Its so unreliable and random thats its totally reliable and NOT random.

 

Now? Fock....sorry to burst the bubbles of the "I win a lot so I must be good at this" crowd but you are simply "hitting" your bets more often than other guys. Or, you play in a dynatsy league and were able to keep that stud-filled team for many years.

 

Used to be about 50% luck / 50% research and prep. Now, its CLEARLY about 95% pure, unadulterated luck and 5% waiver wire claim success.

 

Might have to try fantasy hockey or golf....maybe fantasy MMA fighting?

 

It seems like I'm always chasing last week's points every week.

[KSB2424 3,083]

I'm not sure the luck percentage and all that but there does seem to be more injuries and many more RBBC and even WRBC than, lets say even 5 years ago. It does make the randomness of FF hard to decipher and navigate.

[snatchit 108]

A big FU to Romo and Dez playing the worst D in the league

[TheUsualSuspect 207]

Fock fantasy football in general. The game is changing for the WORSE with no end in sight. There are about 20 total players that are truly reliable and startable each week. The rest are as random as cloud formations. Used to be that most NFL teams had:

 

1) A QB

2) ONE good RB

3) 1-2 startable WRs

4) 1 startable TE

 

And that was that. No commitees, less injuries, talent stayed on the same team for years and years, and there were fewer teams to spread the talent around to. Most of the players could be banked on week in, week out. Now? OMG...its hilarious how guys just blow up out of nowhere and then disappear for 6 weeks. Or, look at the RB situation in NE...Ridley goes off for two scores but might not get a carry next week. Joe Fauria scored 3 times yesterday.... who the FOCK is he? He'll get signed and started next week and wont catch a pass. Its so unreliable and random thats its totally reliable and NOT random.

 

Now? Fock....sorry to burst the bubbles of the "I win a lot so I must be good at this" crowd but you are simply "hitting" your bets more often than other guys. Or, you play in a dynatsy league and were able to keep that stud-filled team for many years.

 

Used to be about 50% luck / 50% research and prep. Now, its CLEARLY about 95% pure, unadulterated luck and 5% waiver wire claim success.

 

I can't say that this is entirely not true.

[cavern 70]

I can't say that this is entirely not true.

honestly i tend to agree as well. i have 3 teams. my best teams are losing and my worst team has lucked/jimmy grahamed it's way to first place

[TimHauck 1,799]

Andrew Luck...

[p.man 7]

The FU should go to the Colts def and not Luck. He didn't throw any Td's and that sucks, but for hardly having the ball he did throw for 202 and also ran for 19. I am in shock that they only scored 9 points. The Colts def couldn't keep them from making all those first downs.

[mark32esu 18]

FU to every colts player eligible to drop a pass.

[Antiramie 50]

Was down 15 pts with Dez/Witten/Luck vs Bailey and freaking tied. What the bizarro world fock is going on.

[jgcrawfish 232]

1. Fock you to Mike Vick's hamstring
2. Fock you to Alex Smith sucking in replacement of Mike Vicks hamstring against a gimme matchup.
3. FOCK YOU to Trent Richardson for plain and simple sucking donkey b@lls. Yet another worthless focking Alabama RB.
4. FOCK YOU to Rob Gronkowski and his balsa wood strength low-budget bionic forearm.
5. FOCK YOU to Sean Payton and everyone on the Saints Defense for being stupid enough to fvck up the end of the game not once, but twice, and let Brady and the pats come back and beat you. As if the points they gave up wasn't bad enough, I fvcking hate having to hear self-ritous Pats fans prance around. They're almost as high on the d-bag scale as Seahawks fans on this bored.
6. FOCK YOU to the Oakland Raiders, well, for being the Raiders. 7 pts scored, 10 sacks and a Defensive TD allowed for the Chiefs?!?!? I mean fock, even if you were only "sucky" and allow the Chiefs DST to get 20 pts I win my matchup. But oh no, you dig deep into the cess-pool of putridity and let KC really, really bend me over.

That is all...for now.

[RoadLizard 73]

 

It seems like I'm always chasing last week's points every week.

You too, huh? Its nutty. I just suck at this now

[d'eaux boy 5]

I'd like to blame luck on my 2 - 4 record, and it has a little to do with it based on my FPF and FPA. But going RB/RB/RB and then taking A. Luck in the 5th probably has more to do with it. So FU to me.

[phins1921 10]

fock everyone on my team. Let's start with D. Thomas from Denver who si as cold as . Richardson you suck. Peyton, seriously you have your worst game vs the Jags? Come on!!!