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Was and are watching some stoopid movie that tuxedos come into play. Asked myself "How many have you worn Bunny?"

 

Sixteen in thirty plus years.

 

Wore one when I was six. Neighbors wedding. Got to see the flower girl nekked, who was eight.

 

Ten years later I wore one for prom. And then another prom. She was legal. She still gives me FB props. .

 

Then I did my wedding. I looked like James Bond. My cuff links were perfect. Grab the left one, "Bastards..." Grab the right one....Bunny....."

 

Ten more for Mardi Gras balls.

 

Met a plumber recently that is filthy fawking rich. Daughter is getting married in two weeks. Has never worn a tux. Paid 60 grand for the weddind. Crazy.

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Was and are watching some stoopid movie that tuxedos come into play. Asked myself "How many have you worn Bunny?"

 

Sixteen in thirty plus years.

 

Wore one when I was six. Neighbors wedding. Got to see the flower girl nekked, who was eight.

 

Ten years later I wore one for prom. And then another prom. She was legal. She still gives me FB props. ######.

 

Then I did my wedding. I looked like James Bond. My cuff links were perfect. Grab the left one, "Bastards..." Grab the right one....Bunny....."

 

Ten more for Mardi Gras balls.

 

Met a plumber recently that is filthy fawking rich. Daughter is getting married in two weeks. Has never worn a tux. Paid 60 grand for the weddind. Crazy.

Went to a wedding in New Orleans last weekend. It was fun.

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Went to a wedding in New Orleans last weekend. It was fun.

It was hot. Glad you had a good time. Fun city. Sometimes I wish I don't live here and get to enjoy it like tourists do.

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Two. For proms back in high school.

 

Never had a wedding last time. Wont wear one for this one either. Will wear a suit instead.

 

 

The definition of insanity is making the same mistake over and over again.

 

 

 

Run away while you still can.

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