What would you do? Wife squirts you twice with...

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Id be amazed and wonder who taught her how!

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

[posty 2,296]

Your mom

[Meglamaniac 380]

squirt back

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Most squirting is fake.......

[joneo 529]

Most squirting is fake.......

LOL....you're not doing it right.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

LOL....you're not doing it right.

 

I can't watch p0rn wrong......

[joneo 529]

 

I can't watch p0rn wrong......

You should try touching a woman once. You might enjoy it.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

You should try touching a woman once. You might enjoy it.

 

Your mom's number? Is she a squirter?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

It would only be fair. I am constantly shooting body fluids all over her.

[drobeski 3,061]

Most squirting is fake.......

I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot.

 

That was a tranny and he jizzed on you.

[kutulu 1,542]

 

That was a tranny and he jizzed on you.

Quality

[drobeski 3,061]

 

That was a tranny and he jizzed on you.

he had a nice rack, and meat curtains

[joneo 529]

 

Your mom's number? Is she a squirter?

She died just over a year ago

 

 

 

 

 

But you can try my sister

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot.

I had it happen once. Was going down on a chick, and all of a sudden, it was like a focking faucet. Soaked the bed. Was pretty gross.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I had it happen once. Was going down on a chick, and all of a sudden, it was like a focking faucet. Soaked the bed. Was pretty gross.

Did she apologize?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Did she apologize?

Not for that. Later she knocked a glass of red wine in the carpet. Apologized for that part.

 

That was a one nighter. Never saw her again.

[TommyGavin 788]

 

That was a tranny and he jizzed on you.

You won this thread.

[Mookz 1,287]

Not for that. Later she knocked a glass of red wine in the carpet. Apologized for that part.

 

That was a one nighter. Never saw her again.

 

Jeezus, she is not good with liquids.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Jeezus, she is not good with liquids.

I dunno. She handled mine just fine.

[TommyGavin 788]

I dunno. She handled mine just fine.

Water sports ? Peed on her ?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Water sports ? Peed on her ?

No. But she swallowed the standard load.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

No. But I swallowed the standard load.