Neighbors And Titties

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

So I have a neighbor who is a Coon Ass. Her family is from the bayou. They speak Cajun French. I do not. Have fawked many that do. I do not.

 

Her name is Katy. Her husband crashed a car and killed himself. She remarried the brother and is in love. Had a kid, and is my neighbor. Awesome woman.

 

So I'm cutting the grass. Katie(36c) walks up. Katie: New car for your daughter? Nice! Did I ever tell you about how brrast fed my daughter till she was four? Me: is this a trick question?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I sat next to her and her sister once over the fence.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You should ask her to help you test out the backseat of daughters new car.

 

I mean you paid for it. You should christen it.

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Did I ever tell you about how brrast fed my daughter till she was four? Me: is this a trick question?

 

 

you didn't ask her if it was time for lunch?

[jerryskids 5,172]

 

 

you didn't ask her if it was time for lunch?

[5-Points 2,716]

Give me "What is one of your least and one of your most favorite things" for $1,000 Alex.

[Voltaire 4,554]

I had a Cujun friend in the Army, short guy with thick glasses. It took a week of knowing him to figure out what he was saying but it was time well spent because once I could decipher what he was saying, it turned out he was the best story teller we had.

 

Underwater welding was a big part of this. Oh god, he was always going on and on about it. Apparently there's a ton of money to be made in it.

 

So between you (Bunny) and him, I realize I have a great affinity for Louisiana storytellers.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I had a Cujun friend in the Army, short guy with thick glasses. It took a week of knowing him to figure out what he was saying but it was time well spent because once I could decipher what he was saying, it turned out he was the best story teller we had.

 

Underwater welding was a big part of this. Oh god, he was always going on and on about it. Apparently there's a ton of money to be made in it.

 

So between you (Bunny) and him, I realize I have a great affinity for Louisiana storytellers.

Partying with southern rednecks is always fun. But coon asses are a whole nother level.

[supermike80 1,285]

So I have a neighbor who is a Coon Ass. Her family is from the bayou. They speak Cajun French. I do not. Have fawked many that do. I do not.

 

Her name is Katy. Her husband crashed a car and killed himself. She remarried the brother and is in love. Had a kid, and is my neighbor. Awesome woman.

 

So I'm cutting the grass. Katie(36c) walks up. Katie: New car for your daughter? Nice! Did I ever tell you about how brrast fed my daughter till she was four? Me: is this a trick question?

I feel cheated here by the thread title. I was hoping for more

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I had a Cujun friend in the Army, short guy with thick glasses. It took a week of knowing him to figure out what he was saying but it was time well spent because once I could decipher what he was saying, it turned out he was the best story teller we had.

 

Underwater welding was a big part of this. Oh god, he was always going on and on about it. Apparently there's a ton of money to be made in it.

 

So between you (Bunny) and him, I realize I have a great affinity for Louisiana storytellers.

There is. It's dangerous as hell and the body gets fvcked up from being underwater all the time

[Kopy 489]

I feel cheated here by the thread title. I was hoping for more

Same here. Huge letdown.

[Voltaire 4,554]

I found you some cajun hotties to tide you guys over. It's from an internet search, not Bunny's neighbor.

 

http://galleryhip.com/beautiful-cajun-women.html

[Kopy 489]

I found you some cajun hotties to tide you guys over. It's from an internet search, not Bunny's neighbor.

 

http://galleryhip.com/beautiful-cajun-women.html

Picture #5. Black tank top. Thank you.

[Djgb13 2,338]

I had a Cujun friend in the Army, short guy with thick glasses. It took a week of knowing him to figure out what he was saying but it was time well spent because once I could decipher what he was saying, it turned out he was the best story teller we had.

 

Underwater welding was a big part of this. Oh god, he was always going on and on about it. Apparently there's a ton of money to be made in it.

 

So between you (Bunny) and him, I realize I have a great affinity for Louisiana storytellers.

I've known and am friends with people from there but none that spoke Cajun. Always wanted to be friends with someone who did. Every time I drove from San Antonio to South Carolina I would always stop in Louisiana for some crawfish, etoufee, boudin, and other Cajun foods. They also had a gas station that I would stop at for gas that had a couple of tigers there as an attraction. So I would get to see tigers and fill up on gas. Pretty nice road trip through Louisiana

[shotsup 831]

Just yesterday I was driving and I thought to myself. I wish I had a friend that spoke Cajun. That would be so cool.

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Just yesterday I was driving and I thought to myself. I wish I had a friend. That would be so cool.

 

We know you wish you did

[shotsup 831]

We know you wish you did

Gomer

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Just yesterday I was driving and I thought to myself. I wish I had a friend that spoke Cajun. That would be so cool.

 

I can speak Cajun accents. My jive is better. Mix the two and panties start dropping.

[shotsup 831]

I can speak Cajun accents. My jive is better. Mix the two and panties start dropping.

Mine was a Digby call out. Thanks for ruining it John.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I've been working on impressions. The hardest is Boston and Irish ones. If you aren't from either, they come off stale. Just like Cajun. There have been a few movies and TV shows I've seen that make me cringe. I imagine the same is so for Boston accents.

 

Had my weekly conversation with Sux recently. Talked about steaks. Here, we say fee-Leigh steak. He says Faw-Leigh. Phag.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I always amuse people over here by busting out the redneck southern accent. I can do it pretty well, especially when drunk. Fortunately, unlike some members of my family, I don't have one most of the time. Except y'all. I love using y'all.

 

Hey bunny. What is the difference between Cajun and creole?

 

I'll hang up and listen.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Had my weekly conversation with Sux recently. Talked about steaks. Here, we say fee-Leigh steak. He says Faw-Leigh. Phag.

I don't say it as faw-leigh, you stupid drunk. I say it as most normal Americans say it:ˈfilā

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I always amuse people over here by busting out the redneck southern accent. I can do it pretty well, especially when drunk. Fortunately, unlike some members of my family, I don't have one most of the time. Except y'all. I love using y'all.

 

Hey bunny. What is the difference between Cajun and creole?

 

I'll hang up and listen.

Its complex in a few different ways. Cajuns are direct descendents of French and Canadian that fawked some Indians and became cajuns. That's the simplest way to say, you're a Cajun.

 

Creoles are slaves that mixed with the above and became a good gumbo. Light skinned blacks are considered creoles. It's much more complicated but that's the just.

 

It's also a class thing. If you were considered a creole, you were a step above cajuns. I'm wasted, so I'll have to elaborate more tomorrow. I'll wake up and do something tomorrows. : cheers: