I Have A Lot Of Fun With Pumpkins

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I am a pretty good carver of them, I'm the guy who spends hours buying the right one, has the bestest tools, knives, and understands them. I rock at making jack o lanterns.

 

Who wants to bet me they can do better than me? Let's do an FFToday one for the ages.

 

All proceeds go to children's hospital. A hundred a pumpkin.It has to be FFToday related. Bored votes for bragging rights of the winner.

[Cruzer 1,992]

I'm the guy who's buys a couple, let's my 9 yr. old niece butcher them to pieces, pretends they are great, puts them on display.

[fandandy 3,311]

I'm down with carving and posting but I ain't doing no hundo to anyone.

 

Maybe carve and post your pumpkin as your profile pic. See how many we can get. I'm carving one with my daughter this weekend I think.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

My wife and i will carve pumpkins, but we are amateurs.

[Gepetto 982]

I don't carve pumpkins, but if someone does a jack o'lantern with the fftoday logo and it looks good I'd love to see that. Maybe Mike would send you a t-shirt.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I'm the guy who's buys a couple, let's my 9 yr. old niece butcher them to pieces, pretends they are great, puts them on display.

You might win. Sounds like a

[wiffleball 4,639]

Amateurs. I carve canned pumpkin. I am like Edward Scissorhands with tin snips.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I don't carve pumpkins, but if someone does a jack o'lantern with the fftoday logo and it looks good I'd love to see that. Maybe Mike would send you a t-shirt.

A shirt? I got GFIFAP and FFToday on an ESPN Super Bowl broadcast and never got a shirt. No shirts unless you do the unthinkable. Which I'm still trying to figure out.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Easy win. Look up newbies picture. Carve his face, and trumps, into pumpkin. Carve ORANGE PRIDE! Underneath.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Easy win. Look up newbies picture. Carve his face, and trumps, into pumpkin. Carve ORANGE PRIDE! Underneath.

I was thinking of having one with its tongue out licking the backside of the others ass with the FFTodfay logo.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I was thinking of having one with its tongue out licking the backside of the others ass with the FFTodfay logo.

Cut up some lines of powdered sugar near a pumpkin. Cut a hole and cram a butt plug in the hole. Boom. The edjr.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Cut up some lines of powdered sugar near a pumpkin. Cut a hole and cram a butt plug in the hole. Boom. The edjr.

Nice. And we can have one that's looks like it's shitting it's Inards to replicate an abortion.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

We could also just cut the stem off of one an inch down and carve "thread winner".

[supermike80 1,285]

I will buy one, put it on my porch, and throw it out in January

[drobeski 3,061]

Calling no fair! With the right lighting bunny could just use a selfie to win this.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Calling no fair! With the right lighting bunny could just use a selfie to win this.

Nice!

[Djgb13 2,338]

Will carve a pumpkin later on but this year we are also gonna carve a pineapple like a jack o lantern

[frank 2,144]

Thread title is the best/worst pickup line ever.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Thread title is the best/worst pickup line ever.

Worst? Nobody has challenged me yet. Poosays!!!!

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Halloween is the most popular holiday in west virginia

 

They love to pump kin

[Cdub100 3,380]

fock you and your pumpkins I'm the best

[TommyGavin 788]

I'm down with carving and posting but I ain't doing no hundo to anyone.

 

Maybe carve and post your pumpkin as your profile pic. See how many we can get. I'm carving one with my daughter this weekend I think.

Phag for saying hundo

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Decision made. Two pumpkins. One will have a pumpkin eating ass and the other accepting.

 

I'll decide if FFToday is worthy of a face. Check out my gift from SB in NO a few years back.

[wiffleball 4,639]

If you're going to go to the trouble, you might as well just go ahead and do a blumpkin pumpkin.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Can I just make a catapult and send one for a ride?

[wiffleball 4,639]

Can I just make a catapult and send one for a ride?

Ooh, how great would it be to make an actual catapult? You know, empty out of pumpkin and then stick a cat in the pumpkin and then launch the focker?

 

That would be the best video ever!

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Ooh, how great would it be to make an actual catapult? You know, empty out of pumpkin and then stick a cat in the pumpkin and then launch the focker?

 

That would be the best video ever!

 

But where would we find a cat around this place? Hmmmmm

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Made my choice of two:

 

Newbie french kissing a female fart box (requires two pumpkins)

 

FF Today logo puking out this years cheat sheets

[Djgb13 2,338]

Jack-o-lantern and pineapple-o-lantern

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/ifT4J

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Jack-o-lantern and pineapple-o-lantern

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/ifT4J

 

 

My wife and I carved our Pumpkins last night, but I did not get pictures. Will post them over the weekend.

[edjr 5,557]

David S?

[fandandy 3,311]

So, where is this phantom pumpkin? Two years in a row bragging and I ain't seen sh1t yet.

[vuduchile 1,941]

My sons did the puking pumpkin and the pumpkin that bit someone's leg off.

 

Moon landing for some, but they and all their friends got a huge kick out of them.

[fandandy 3,311]

I didn't end up carving one. My daughter did one from stencil with an owl and bat in a tree. It turned out really good. I was impressed.

[frank 2,144]

I dye them pastel colors and hide them around the yard.

[parrot 789]

I hope Punkin Chunkin comes back this year.

[Kopy 491]

A shirt? I got GFIFAP and FFToday on an ESPN Super Bowl broadcast and never got a shirt. No shirts unless you do the unthinkable. Which I'm still trying to figure out.

FFToday t-shirts are in the same category as big foot, lockness monster, aliens..........

[Gepetto 982]

FFToday t-shirts are in the same category as big foot, lockness monster, aliens..........

 

I have one after finishing top 10 in the draft contest a few years ago. Had to ask for it but did get it.

[Cdub100 3,380]

Those are some cute pumpkins. Here's mine

 

https://imgur.com/a/o6jlq

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Those are some cute pumpkins. Here's mine

 

https://imgur.com/a/o6jlq

Nice!

 

Nobody wants to play my reindeer games. :sadpumpkin:

 

Maybe next year.