Do you use plastic straws? Well you'd better stop ASAP! :mad:

[wiffleball 4,636]

When asked for comment the official word was

 

 

suck it!

[edjr 5,556]

There are a lot of disabled people that need straws to drink.

 

and people that wake up in the hospital with their jaw wired shut

[ROCKFORD 134]

this is a real spitball operation.

[ROCKFORD 134]

Disney has some type of paper straw. didnt feel right in the mouth.

 

we all know what feels right in your mouth.

[edjr 5,556]

The saying "The straw that stirs the drink"

 

is forever ruined

[Gladiators 1,904]

 

we all know what feels right in your mouth.

 

It moved.

[GhostofTEK 71]

This will go away as soon as the ghays complain. Don't they use straws for some disgusting thing?

[ROCKFORD 134]

ray bolger would turn over in his grave.

[Cdub100 3,380]

Since reading this a few weeks ago I've been using even more straws

[kutulu 1,545]

My mom died earlier this year... she kind of had a horder/end of the world thing going on towards the end. I'm good with straws for a couple of years at least.

[Mr. Hand 482]

This will go away as soon as the ghays complain. Don't they use straws for some disgusting thing?

 

I thought that was hamsters

[supermike80 1,285]

Since reading this a few weeks ago I've been using even more straws

Focking transit to China via ocean up .0004 minutes

[wiffleball 4,636]

Even NYT reporting this stems from some kids paper.

 

Fing stupid.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

This will go away as soon as the ghays complain. Don't they use straws for some disgusting thing?

You would be referring to shrimping. That would be the practice of blowing a load in another mans rectum, and then using a straw to suck it back out and swallowing it.

 

One of my employees was talking about this loudly on the floor once. A customer overheard and complained. I had to suspend him.

[Baker Boy 1,484]

On 6/7/2018 at 12:42 PM, tanatastic said:

Bars around here ban plastic straws. One of them sells reuseable metal straws for a buck.

English woman died after falling on metal straw that went through her eye, impaled brain, inquest hears

https://www.foxnews.com/world/metal-straw-death-eye-impaled-brain

[BiffTannen 651]

I have a special cupboard filled with plastic straws (regular and the ones that bend) in case this ever goes full crazy. I would guess I have around 25k straws at this point and can't wait to sell them for $10 each. 

[DonS 3,067]

3 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

English woman died after falling on metal straw that went through her eye, impaled brain, inquest hears

https://www.foxnews.com/world/metal-straw-death-eye-impaled-brain

Sounds like an idea for John Wick 4.  He killed him with a straw.  A FOCKING STRAW!!! 

[fandandy 3,311]

I saw something the other day about bamboo straws.  Not a bad idea imo.  I don't care which side you are on, single-use plastic is not good nor sustainable and as a species, we need to ween ourselves off of it.

[fandandy 3,311]

I think everything recyclable should have a deposit but I also believe that the consumer should pay maybe .10 at time of purchase but only receive .05 when they return it.  The retailer shouldn't get stuck footing the bill to recycle.

The onus should be on the consumer.  Stop consuming so much if you don't want to pay the recycling deposit.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Dodger stadium converted to paper straws.

What gets me is 7/11 still has their huge red or green straws out for anyone to take as many as they want.  What makes them so special that they get to keep out free plastic straws and no one else?  Is there some high level politician somewhere that is a slurpee addict?

[supermike80 1,285]

Last time I was in Calif many places had paper straws.  I didn't think they were all that bad really  

[RLLD 3,455]

This is such a deflating topic

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Went on vacation last week with the family.  My 16 year old son brought his own plastic straws because we were going to the Coast where they only have paper straws. 

[Gladiators 1,904]

1 minute ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Went on vacation last week with the family.  My 16 year old son brought his own plastic straws because we were going to the Coast where they only have paper straws. 

Good job raising your son.

[edjr 5,556]

2 hours ago, fandandy said:

I saw something the other day about bamboo straws.  Not a bad idea imo.  I don't care which side you are on, single-use plastic is not good nor sustainable and as a species, we need to ween ourselves off of it.

Thank you for reminding me to go to dunks.

 

[Reality 2,710]

Because, of course they focking do...

 

[MDC 5,890]

Are they still doing the paper straw thing? I remember that from 3-4 years ago but it seems like it went away.

[TBayXXXVII 2,114]

2 hours ago, Reality said:

Because, of course they focking do...

 

As a country, we need to stop listening to the climate alarmists.  I don't think they've ever been right on anything.

[Wade Garrett 155]

If I get paper straws I'm ready to go postal. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,577]

6 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

If I get paper straws I'm ready to go postal. 

But you’ll keep voting for the people who waste time with this type of policy 

[edjr 5,556]

4 hours ago, MDC said:

Are they still doing the paper straw thing? I remember that from 3-4 years ago but it seems like it went away.

I would call it more cardboard. Here is Masstopia of course they do. 

I am a no-straw guy, so it doesn't bother me as much. Women and gays use straws, 

[Gepetto 982]

I don't use straws. However, this outlawing of plastic straws is focking ridiculous. "Paper" straws are awful.

[bostonlager 2,462]

4 hours ago, edjr said:

I would call it more cardboard. Here is Masstopia of course they do. 

I am a no-straw guy, so it doesn't bother me as much. Women and gays use straws, 

What do you snort your blow through? I can't imagine using a paper straw to rip a line

[nobody 2,037]

Rolled up Benjamin of course

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I remember when they would put sandpaper on the top of terlets and would watch who is who.

[supermike80 1,285]

15 hours ago, bostonlager said:

What do you snort your blow through? I can't imagine using a paper straw to rip a line

Bennies

Duh

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

When we would take kids to the zoo...there were no straws.   Id rather get rid of single use plastic bags like wal mart bags...everywhere...in the trees etc.

[bostonlager 2,462]

6 hours ago, supermike80 said:

Bennies

Duh

I hate using money. It’s dirty and will get stuck between the rolls. 

[edjr 5,556]

23 hours ago, bostonlager said:

What do you snort your blow through? I can't imagine using a paper straw to rip a line

Rolled up hundreds. C'mon man