Edex Cup II - British Open - On The Clock - KSB Ed Cruz Fum

[edjr 5,563]

I'm playing blackjack and they are being ###### not even letting me walk back from the table to use my phone

 

I hate casinos and gambling other than with you degenerates.

 

I am surprised pat hasn't offered me a team vs team. put your son up for collateral

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

Sorry for the mess up on 1.07 and I'm not shocked about Rahm. Don't like him this week.

 

But suck my ed with Rose. I figured if fowler and shigeki were gone I'd be able to grab rosie

[Cruzer 1,992]

Certainly the most interesting 1st round we've ever seen.

 

I almost pulled the trigger on Fleetwood.. But trendy picks are risky, I chickened out.

[dain11279 927]

1.09 Kooch

2.01 Rory

[edjr 5,563]

1.09 Kooch

2.01 Rory

 

Pay up biyatch

 

 

has to be 1st time Rory has ever gone in 2nd round and 1st time kooch has gone in 1st

[dain11279 927]

 

Pay up biyatch

 

 

has to be 1st time Rory has ever gone in 2nd round and 1st time kooch has gone in 1st

 

Will PP this afternoon, I'm on the road right now

 

Rory has been awful, but couldn't not take him

[DankNuggs 305]

2.2 Paul Casey

[edjr 5,563]

 

Will PP this afternoon, I'm on the road right now

 

Rory has been awful, but couldn't not take him

 

I'm sure you "seung yul noh" I am kidding

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

I hope pat takes one of my 2 so I don't have a decision to make

[patweisers44 697]

2.03 - Jason Day.

 

Much like Dain with Rory, i cant NOT take Day here.

[DankNuggs 305]

Glad to be picking late, this isn't the season for chalk...

[patweisers44 697]

 

I hate casinos and gambling other than with you degenerates.

 

I am surprised pat hasn't offered me a team vs team. put your son up for collateral

I offered a while back. You and Cruz versus me. If either of your teams beat mine you both win, if i beat both, you both pay up.

[edjr 5,563]

I offered a while back. You and Cruz versus me. If either of your teams beat mine you both win, if i beat both, you both pay up.

 

Cruz, how can we pass this up? 25 each from us, 50 from pw?

[patweisers44 697]

 

Cruz, how can we pass this up? 25 each from us, 50 from pw?

Exactly, its like when King Kong Bundy used to wrestle 4 or 5 midgets. Except you guys have a chance.

 

 

ETA: Sorry about the "midget" crack Cruz.....nothing personal.

[Cruzer 1,992]

 

Cruz, how can we pass this up? 25 each from us, 50 from pw?

Na, I do my battling heads up... A win that way would feel like cheap charity.

[patweisers44 697]

Na, I do my battling heads up... A win that way would feel like cheap charity.

Ed paying to play in this thing could be considered cheap charity too.

[edjr 5,563]

Exactly, its like when King Kong Bundy used to wrestle 4 or 5 midgets. Except you guys have a chance.

 

 

ETA: Sorry about the "midget" crack Cruz.....nothing personal.

 

 

 

 

 

I miss the 80s

 

A girl named Jill Lundy used to love my friend, she was round and gross, we called her King Kong Lundy

[Cruzer 1,992]

Ed paying to play in this thing could be considered cheap charity too.

Ha, good point.. But I have to pass.. As one who's sitting 2nd in the standings and with the Green Jacket, it would be like letting DJ hit from the Whites - just not right.

[edjr 5,563]

Ha, good point.. But I have to pass.. As one who's sitting 2nd in the standings and a Green Jacket, it would be like letting DJ hit from the Whites - just not right.

 

[patweisers44 697]

 

 

 

 

 

I miss the 80s

 

A girl named Jill Lundy used to love my friend, she was round and gross, we called her King Kong Lundy

[Cruzer 1,992]

 

I made a list.

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

Bah. Pat failed me so fock it

 

2.04 - Phil Mickelson

[edjr 5,563]

This draft is like 2 old people having sex.

 

Slow and sloppy

[cbfalcon 824]

2.05 Adam Scott.

 

The comedic actor, not the golfer.

 

Just kidding, the golfer.

[dain11279 927]

2.05 Adam Scott.

 

The comedic actor, not the golfer.

 

Just kidding, the golfer.

For sexual reasons?

[edjr 5,563]

For sexual reasons?

 

Adam Scott is a good 6 inches too tall for CBF

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

2.05 Adam Scott.

 

The comedic actor, not the golfer.

 

Just kidding, the golfer.

That was who I wanted pat to pick

[KSB2424 3,083]

2.06 - Justin Thomas

[patweisers44 697]

That was who I wanted pat to pick

I know CBF and him are close, so I passed.

[edjr 5,563]

2.07 Fatty Reed!

[dain11279 927]

2.07 Fatty Reed!

 

Over/under 4.5 holes until you're cursing him on Thursday

[dain11279 927]

1.09 Kooch

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Skratch/status/885920205406326785

 

[edjr 5,563]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Skratch/status/885920205406326785

 

 

 

Dumb

[Cruzer 1,992]

Jeebus, how in the fock do I pass on him this deep into the 2nd? Prolly a stupid pick, but I just can't pass him up.

 

2.08 - DJ

[Fumbleweed 426]

DJ WHO?

[DankNuggs 305]

Jeebus, how in the fock do I pass on him this deep into the 2nd? Prolly a stupid pick, but I just can't pass him up.

 

2.08 - DJ

1.4

[dain11279 927]

Jeebus, how in the fock do I pass on him this deep into the 2nd? Prolly a stupid pick, but I just can't pass him up.

 

2.08 - DJ

Don Juan?

[patweisers44 697]

What in the actual fock is going on with this today?

[Cruzer 1,992]

Lol, sorry boys.. Hell, I even typed it.

 

Let's try:

 

2:08 - Zach Johnson

[Fumbleweed 426]

2.09- Louis Oosthuzien

 

3.01- Brooks Koepka