Its possible to be Happy and Sad at the same time

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Your wife says: out of all your brothers..you have the biggest d1ck.

[Bert 1,087]

Your wife says: out of all your brothers..you have the biggest d1ck.

Talk about being the tallest midget.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Your wife says: out of all your brothers..you have the biggest d1ck.

You sure she didn't say "are the biggest"?

[Big Guy 1,400]

Your wife says: out of all your brothers..you have the biggest d1ck.

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I guess it could be even worse/better if your mom or sister says it. Something to brag on at swap meats/family reunions.

[patweisers44 696]

Like watching your worst enemy driving off a cliff in your classic car.

[the s is ilent 69]

Your Grandmother died and left you a million dollars.

[dain11279 926]

Your Grandmother died and left you a million dollars.

Yeah but now you need a fock buddy

[tanatastic 2,061]

Your Grandmother died and left you a million dollars.

Thats 100% happiness. Old people die, it’s a part of nature.

[GhostofTEK 71]

Thats 100% happiness. Old people die, it’s a part of nature.