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To force feed Steel Panther to these bunch of mooks until they understand how perfect this band is for this forearm.

 

 

 

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One for KSB :headbanger:

 

NSFW - Titties

 

 

 

Just Like Tiger Woods"

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot clubs
You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new pornstar every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
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You got it, amigo!

 

nsfw language, titties, drugs, random celebrities... pretty much everything.

 

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I LOVE this video. These guys have a lot of fun onstage.

 

NSFW

 

 

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NSFW.....actually, every SP song is NSFW, so you have been warned. These guys are having a blast on stage. This video has lead singer from Skid Row and Cee LO Green singing focking Journey. AWESOMENESS.

 

Someone take me to a concert, I will get us some GREAT parking with my handicap tag. :D

 

 

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I LOVE this video. These guys have a lot of fun onstage.

 

 

 

Eggsactly :thumbsup:

 

Plus, the fact that every member is talented as all hell doesn't hurt.

 

Fock the Drobeskis and Shotsups of this world that don't get it. Those queers should be ashamed of themselves.

 

Also, I love Cee Lo on this. Haven't seen this vid yet. Good call, Gary :banana:

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Eggsactly :thumbsup:

 

Plus, the fact that every member is talented as all hell doesn't hurt.

 

Fock the Drobeskis and Shotsups of this world that don't get it. Those queers should be ashamed of themselves.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Girl pantsers

Prospect Hill couldn't carry Steel Panthers roadies jocks.

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Prospect Hill couldn't carry Steel Panthers roadies jocks.

how could they with your head in the way ?

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Steel Panther with Sully Erna from Godsmack do Alice in Chains Man in the Box. Skip to the 3:00 mark for the start of the song.

 

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Thar she blows!

 

 

One of my favorites :doublethumbsup:

 

 

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

 

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes

'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place

Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl, she can't fit through the door

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

 

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah

I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl is ridin' my jock again

Fat girl is snackin' on my again

Ouch, don't bite

 

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind

'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

 

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

 

You're my fat, fat girl, oh

You know I really love you

'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

 

Come here baby, where you goin'?

Haha, you're a cow!

Come here baby, hey

 

I love you

I can't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here, hey! [whistle]

Come here!

 

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!

All these hot bitches

And that one fat girl

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Steel Panther with Sully Erna from Godsmack do Alice in Chains Man in the Box. Skip to the 3:00 mark for the start of the song.

 

No...Have to watch the whole thing. Their banter together is awesome :clap:

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These guys are so focking cool, famous folks just happen to be in their audience all the time. Like in this video. The lead keyboard player :lol: for Bon Jovi just happened to be in the audience and they just happen to find a keyboard so he could get up on stage and bust out Runaway.

 

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One of my favorites also - Kelly Clarkson w/ Steel Panther. The beginning is hillarious

 

 

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One of my favorites :doublethumbsup:

 

 

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

 

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes

'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place

Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl, she can't fit through the door

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

 

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah

I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl is ridin' my jock again

Fat girl is snackin' on my ###### again

Ouch, don't bite

 

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind

'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

 

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

 

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

 

You're my fat, fat girl, oh

You know I really love you

'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

 

Come here baby, where you goin'?

Haha, you're a cow!

Come here baby, hey

 

I love you

I can't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here, hey! [whistle]

Come here!

 

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!

All these hot bitches

And that one fat girl

This is NOT helping you plead your case.

 

Who wrote those lyrics ? A musician or a 15 year old boy ? Maybe Artie Lang on H pre suicide attempt ??

 

Wow.

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WTF??? This thing can not fall off 1st page. Check out this Satchel guitar solo. Dude has fun and even plays the drums WHILE playing guitar at same time. :shocking:

 

 

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:cheers:

Awesome bump, brotha. Fuckin Rholio :doublethumbsup:

The below vid might seem a bit crass initially, and I might delete it in the morning, but this is what I'm thinking about with you, Ron, right now.

NSFW (titties)

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was that the first tranny band? they all look like they are in transition.

 

 

 

rip rholio

 

2871m from fishtown

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:lol:

:cheers:

 

I'll keep my opinion to myself at of respect.

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:thumbsdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:cheers:

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