The ***Official*** Greatest Toys of All Time Draft

[edjr 5,556]

4.07 A Butt Plug

 

 

hardly foreign in my house

[kutulu 1,545]

What about old simple toys like jacks or superball?

you done lost your marbles

[Cruzer 1,992]

4.04 Hula Hoop

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Super Ball

[TommyGavin 788]

Super Ball

Is that official 4.05 ??

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Is that official 4.05 ??

?

[TommyGavin 788]

?

You didn't

 

4.05 super ball

 

Otherwise not **officail**

 

Sorry commish. Not a natzi by trade.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

You didn't

 

4.05 super ball

 

Otherwise not **officail**

 

Sorry commish. Not a natzi by trade.

Not my turn? Sorry.

[KSB2424 3,082]

4.6 - NERF Balls

 

Mom, you mean we can play sports IN THE HOUSE?!?!?

 

[edjr 5,556]

4.07 Furby

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

4.08 - BB gun

 

5.01 Radio Controlled car

[KSB2424 3,082]

4.08 - BB gun

 

5.01 Radio Controlled car

 

You focker, those were my next two on the big board.

[edjr 5,556]

5.02 Etch-A-Sketch

[TommyGavin 788]

I was between etch-a-sketch and Spirograph last pick. Chose Spirograph as I was just using one with my little neice last weekend.

 

fvckers

[KSB2424 3,082]

5.03 - Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle

 

This one was for the old folks!@#!

 

[edjr 5,556]

5.03 - Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle

 

This one was for the old folks!@#!

 

 

Hope you break your neck

[parrot 789]

5.03 - Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle

 

This one was for the old folks!@#!

 

 

Bout fockin' time.

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

4.08 - BB gun

 

5.01 Radio Controlled car

Remote or radio?

 

I never had a toy car thag I controlled with a radio

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Water balloons

[Djgb13 2,338]

Back in my day the best toy was a stick.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Radio Flyer, little red wagon.

[TommyGavin 788]

5.05 paper airplane

[Strike 3,956]

Fleshlight

[ROCKFORD 134]

bottle rockets?

[TommyGavin 788]

Fleshlight

That's Peenies favorite toy. She had one sent to her via UPS.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,619]

A cat

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

see saw

[TommyGavin 788]

A cat

You forgot to log out as Sux

[KSB2424 3,082]

5.05 paper airplane

Sneaky great pick.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Remote or radio?

 

I never had a toy car thag I controlled with a radio

Yes you did. The remote is a radio and controls the car via radio frequency.

[TommyGavin 788]

Sneaky great pick.

 

On my radar from the get go

I can't tell you how many hours I spent creating these in so many different incarnations both as a kid and an adult with

My kids.

 

Sleeper pick.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

On my radar from the get go

I can't tell you how many hours I spent creating these in so many different incarnations both as a kid and an adult with

My kids.

 

Sleeper pick.

My students always make paper airplanes. But they focking suck at it.

 

So one day, at the end of the year when exams were over, and we are pretty much just showing movies and baby sitting, I did a full lesson on the proper way to make several paper airplanes.

 

The Chinese teachers and administration was not amused. But I had already resigned, so Fock em.

[KSB2424 3,082]

My students always make paper airplanes. But they focking suck at it.

 

So one day, at the end of the year when exams were over, and we are pretty much just showing movies and baby sitting, I did a full lesson on the proper way to make several paper airplanes.

 

The Chinese teachers and administration was not amused. But I had already resigned, so Fock em.

That's great. Paper Air Planes are a right of passage I'm embarrassed I didn't draft it myself.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

My students always make paper airplanes. But they focking suck at it.

 

So one day, at the end of the year when exams were over, and we are pretty much just showing movies and baby sitting, I did a full lesson on the proper way to make several paper airplanes.

 

The Chinese teachers and administration was not amused. But I had already resigned, so Fock em.

Kinda hard to make those ghey origami duck things fly

[SUXBNME 1,324]

5.7 - Lincoln Logs

 

If you have to ask....

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Kinda hard to make those ghey origami duck things fly

Requires a bottle rocket.

[tanatastic 2,061]

5.8- Power wheels. The full sized motorized cars all the kids with money got. You even rode in the girls Barbie car if that's all there was.

 

6.1- fireworks- Don't tell me they aren't toys. Kids everywhere love them and you can't keep kids from playing with them whenever they are allowed.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

5.8- Power wheels. The full sized motorized cars all the kids with money got. You even rode in the girls Barbie car if that's all there was.

 

6.1- fireworks- Don't tell me they aren't toys. Kids everywhere love them and you can't keep kids from playing with them whenever they are allowed.

I had fireworks as my next pick.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

6.2 - Tinkertoys

[Strike 3,956]

5.7 - Lincoln Logs

 

If you have to ask....

 

I picked these in the first round.