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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

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Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.

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Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.

Pull out, let it slide down her leg, or let her swallow

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Red meat isn't bad for you, fuzzy green meat IS bad for you.

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Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

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Theres no I in Team...but there is one in WIN....so if you want to win..you better give I the ball.

 

I may have actually said this to teammates back in the day.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

 

I thought it was there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers?

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army intelligence

Military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense. :headbanger:

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If it ain't broke, don't get vaginal restoration laser surgery.

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