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What does it really mean to be a desirable woman? Is it solely about a pretty face or a career accomplishment? Is it about having perfect proportions or about being "wife material"? You answered these questions by voting in our annual Top 99. And judging from your responses and those of our staff, one thing is clear: Desirability isn't any one of these things, but all of them. You chose women who represent the complete package of beauty, brains, ambition and charm. And we think you chose wisely. From young up-and-comers to Top 99 vets, here are the women who make all our hearts skip a collective beat.

 

Link http://www.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/

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:thumbsdown: Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000

 

[peenie]that's racist[/peenie]

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Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? She shouldn't be on this list at all, yet alone anywhere near #1.

 

And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list?

 

Even worse: Sarah focking Silverman.

 

 

Blake Lively should be higher. She stole my heart in Savages. :wub:

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Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me?

 

Her young 22 year old body is curvacious awesome. :wub:

 

Her face on the other hand is iffy. :dunno:

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Others that should be higher: Kiera Knightly, Olivia Wilde, and Jessica Chastain.

 

And how the hell is Zoe Saldana not on there? :blink:

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This summer, in a role like none before, Kiera Knightly stars in "Shindler's list vs. Predator: We ain't Kosher Biotch!"

Ahhh...The old German Oven Mitt role. :thumbsup:

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Jennifer Lawrence? Are you focking sh!tting me? She shouldn't be on this list at all, yet alone anywhere near #1.

 

And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list?

 

Even worse: Sarah focking Silverman.

 

 

Blake Lively should be higher. She stole my heart in Savages. :wub:

 

 

Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys.

 

The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"?

 

 

JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######.

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Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys.

 

The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"?

 

 

JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######.

 

Yes I have. Banged a couple of Israeli Jewish girls whilst backpacking in Thailand actually (not at the same time, sadly). One was about ten years older than me (I was 24 at the time) but hot as hell. Crazy too, of course. The other one was a nice cute girl a few years younger than me. The kind you would take home to mom. She was really shy and the only reason I got to fock her was her Israeli girlfriends were determined to get her laid since they were on vacation. Problem was she had an out of control bush. :cry:

 

Sarah Silverman is annoying as fock and not hot. Doesn't matter if she's a JAP

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OK i will not even get into who should be higher and lower because we all have our own tastes.

 

HOWEVER - this list is SO BS - How can Michelle Bin Obama be back to back (whatever number anywhere) with Beyonce. No list on this here planet should have those two back to back for ANYTHING.

 

I right here right now challenge you to find (or make up) a list where they should be back to back. (this has potential).......

 

 

 

and Oh my ..... MICHELLE JENNEKE !!!!!

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And what the hell is Zooey Deschanel doing on that list?

 

Because she's really hot :dunno:

 

All personal preference, but she's one of my favorites

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Have you ever had jewish possay? I once met a JAP at a park while trying to teach my dog how to catch a frisbee. This jewish princess came up to me and admired my dogs ability to withstand pain whilst a flying piece of plastic hit his "lipstic looking thingy". I told her he liked toys and the next thing you know my bigass black lab was banging her sheep dog in her parents back yard within the hour and eating all the toys.

 

The parents weren't at the "Mansion" but their old black live-in maid was and she was running the show and I had to respect her authority. Me: High there Ms. Aunt Jamima. Nice to meet you. I've heard wonderful things about you. Aunt Jamima: Boy, my old black ass has seen more swinging d!cks come through that door than you can shake a stick at and my dawgs are barkin from walking up and down those steps trying to clean up after these means ass kids. You can have your way this skanty like you're dog is doing to Goldie out back, but I aint cleaning up any yall's mess today. The sheets is clean Princess. The floor is not. JAP: Aunt Jamima!!! (flustered and laughing) Drink the rest of your peach shnapps and stay away from the good china. Drop one more dish and daddy will have your fat ass schlonged and rehabbed. Aunt Jamima; This is the last abortion I bring you to. You hear that? Bunny Boy? I'd skin you and make little that thing you have a lucky foot. Me: What's a "skanty"?

 

 

JAP dragged me upstairs and fawked me like a dradle. Some of the best poosay I ever had. Jewish girls are nice. And rich. And have sick sense of ######.

 

Stuff like this is why you got my vote for geek of the year.

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Is the T-Mobile brunnette on the list? If not, there is no need for me to open the link as its not legit.

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Is the T-Mobile brunnette on the list? If not, there is no need for me to open the link as its not legit.

:wub:

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the list is pretty good.

Love it that they gave some love to Emmanuelle Chriqui, thought I think Natalie Portman should have a higher place, god I love her.....Lady gaga at 18? uhm, no.....Mara Rooney #3, I think that is intended as a joke....

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My theory right now is these lists are built by gay blind men. Nicki Minaj at 5?

And clearly orangutans if the first lady made it.

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JLH? Maybe ten years ago.

 

OK, definitely ten years ago. :banana:

 

 

Truth. She had her time, and it has likely passed, but she remains one of my favorites, along with her party of Five co-star lacey Chabert....yummmm

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:thumbsdown: Rihanna at #4? More like #4000000000000000,00000000000000000,00000000000000000000000

 

You need another 3 million zeros at the end...

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