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#1 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 04:34 AM

What's you got? I'm single soon and need all the help I can get. Found and old but goody.

Me: You've got small t!ts. But the lighting is bad.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#2 dain11279

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 04:54 AM

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

 

Also, congrats on being single :)


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#3 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 04:56 AM

Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#4 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:08 AM

Hey...did you know there are only 7 planets now?

Her: really??

You: yep after I smash Uranus

#5 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:11 AM

Me: you have a donkey and I have a rooster..your donkey chews the feet off my rooster. What do we have?

Her: i dunno

Me: 2 feet of my c0ck in your azz.

#6 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:35 AM

Ya wanna make 50 bucks the hard way?

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#7 wiffleball

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:37 AM

Wow! You are damn near perfect! You know there's only one thing I would change about you.



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#8 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:13 AM

Me: Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?

 

Her: No, what?

 

Me: I won't be jellying my c0ck up your ass later tonight


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#9 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:16 AM

Is that a hemi?

Get in the truck b!tch (double)

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#10 dain11279

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:26 AM

Hey...did you know there are only 7 planets now?

Her: really??

You: yep after I smash Uranus

 

:lol:


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#11 joneo

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:39 AM

Nice shoes...wanna fock?


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It is the most vile link he's ever posted. It makes tubgirl look like Mary ###### Poppins.

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If joneo doesn't win, it'll be a slap in the face to turd slurpers everywhere.

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If they held another election on November 9th, Trump would have lost the popular by 10 million and the electoral in a landslide. So many people didn't bother voting because the media was telling them Clinton was a lock by 10 points. And Trump's approval rating dropped from 47% to 37% just in the weeks between the election and inauguration.  Unless he can get someone to reign him in, I doubt he'll survive the four years, let alone any chance at being reelected.

 

 

Quote (Sho Nuff January 28, 2017)

At some point you will get it thru your head that...
A. You don't speak for everyone and don't understand the word literally
B. I don't give a flying Fock what you think of me. I will post my opinions and back them up as I have.

If that kisses you off...Fock you, I don't care.
My life outside the board is fine and none of your damn business.
Worry about yourself. Take a break since you don't care and think nobody cares.

 

 


#12 jerryskids

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:49 AM

Hi, I'm independently wealthy.

 

(I think that was the line that Les Nessman used to pick up Jennifer on WKRP).


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#13 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:22 AM

Ni hao. Ever seen a white d!ck?

That may only work over here though.

#14 joneo

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:23 AM

What's you got? I'm single soon and need all the help I can get. Found and old but goody.

Me: You've got small t!ts. But the lighting is bad.

 

You:  Hi, do you have any Irish (choose your own ethnicity) in you?

 

Him: No

 

You:  Do you want some? 


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A thumbless Gollum, a wretched slave to NSFW links.

-phillybear

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It is the most vile link he's ever posted. It makes tubgirl look like Mary ###### Poppins.

-Rusty Syringes

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If joneo doesn't win, it'll be a slap in the face to turd slurpers everywhere.

--brinett9

 

 

If they held another election on November 9th, Trump would have lost the popular by 10 million and the electoral in a landslide. So many people didn't bother voting because the media was telling them Clinton was a lock by 10 points. And Trump's approval rating dropped from 47% to 37% just in the weeks between the election and inauguration.  Unless he can get someone to reign him in, I doubt he'll survive the four years, let alone any chance at being reelected.

 

 

Quote (Sho Nuff January 28, 2017)

At some point you will get it thru your head that...
A. You don't speak for everyone and don't understand the word literally
B. I don't give a flying Fock what you think of me. I will post my opinions and back them up as I have.

If that kisses you off...Fock you, I don't care.
My life outside the board is fine and none of your damn business.
Worry about yourself. Take a break since you don't care and think nobody cares.

 

 


#15 frank

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:45 AM

Ni hao. Ever seen a white d!ck?

That may only work over here though.


Do they ever say "I'm looking at one right now"?

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#16 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:48 AM

Ni hao. Ever seen a white d!ck?

That may only work over here though.

He is in New Orleans so....


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#17 Djgb13

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:53 AM

Nice shoes...wanna fock?


Dam man literally was comin to post this. Thing works like a charm

#18 cyclone24

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:01 AM

You look like you'd make a wonderful single mother.
Kid i wish i could buy you at what youre really worth and sell you for what you think youre worth
Mickey Mantle to Joe Pepitone.

#19 Kanil

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:01 AM

It's been a while since I've been in the game so I may be out of practice but I like this one...

 

That shirt looks great on you.  It would look better crumpled up and bloody in an evidence bag.



#20 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:23 AM

Ni hao. Ever seen a white d!ck?

That may only work over here though.


Then she says...no

Then you say" me either"

#21 supermike80

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:16 AM

I bet You were something before electricity

If you are going to debate me on this bulletin board,

start with this premise..

You win.  And I don't care.


#22 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:19 AM

You look like you'd make a wonderful single mother.

You know what they say...

 

 

Once you go black you're a single mother.


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#23 The PosterFormerlyKnownAs

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 11:35 AM

Dam man literally was comin to post this. Thing works like a charm


Especially with the fatties who cant see their own shoes.

#24 fandandy

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 11:39 AM

Hey baby.  I'm a dog guy but I'd eat your ######.  



#25 Vince44

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:45 PM

Grocery store line...

You know it's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section.

Why is it?

Cause you could melt all this stuff.

#26 TD Ryan2

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:51 PM

"I dated a girl that could touch her elbows behind her back"

(watch and smile as she tries to accomplish this and sticks the perkies out for a good show)  

 

"Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go" (great recovery if she walks away after the elbow joke)  

 

"Do you like boats? I have 7" (owning a boat implies affluence - owning 7 is a dream come true)

 

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#27 GhostofTEK

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:54 PM

Grocery store line...

You know it's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section.

Why is it?

Cause you could melt all this stuff.

Best line in My Blue Heaven. 



#28 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:58 PM

Hey sweety you have a match?

My c0ck and your mouth.

#29 Gladiators

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:59 PM

Get in the car.  I'll explain later.



#30 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 01:31 PM

Lets not turn this rape into a murder. 


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#31 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 07:19 PM

Do they ever say "I'm looking at one right now"?


Sadly, I never had the balls to try this one.

#32 GhostofTEK

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 01:37 PM

I'm looking for a good woman to change me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now where did I put that pack of Depends? 



#33 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 01:38 PM

No no, you're not fat, you have an hourglass figure.

#34 naomi

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:40 PM

Not a general use one but the one that made me laugh afterward the most: interning for Republican state assembly member (not ~stick) and a Democratic leg. staffer introduced himself in the mail room. He mentioned how he'd like to cross party lines. Can't remember exactly how he worked the phrase in but it was good.

#35 SUXBNME

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:48 PM

Grocery store line...

You know it's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section.

Why is it?

Cause you could melt all this stuff.

One of my favorite movies  :doublethumbsup:

 

Steve Martin just killed it



#36 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:50 PM

The word of the day is legs.

Spread the word

#37 SUXBNME

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:53 PM

Roses are red

Grass is greener

I think of you when I play with my weiner

 

(internet thing I looked up)



#38 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:54 PM

I'm not very good with lines. Butt being horizontal changes.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#39 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:58 PM

I need some help moving the furniture around. That junk back there would be a great start.

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#40 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 10:00 PM

Hello darling.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.