gocolts 300 Posted June 28, 2016 Some of you have seen my post in the picture thread where I posted that I have a girlfriend now. I have not dated since my wife left me in 2006 and I have not done anything like what I have been doing with my current girlfriend even longer. She is amazing. Beautiful, smart, funny, sexy, 34Cs and we are both crippled. Here is how it went down. I have known this woman and been friends with her since kindergarten. We went all the way through high school together. Never dated or anything back then. Just friends. She is also disabled and sees many doctors, like I do. One day a few months back, she made a post on facebook about how she sees these doctors so much, she should probably start dating one. THAT is where I took my shot. I just posted "You should date me instead". I thought that way, I could just say I was kidding if folks freaked out, but I really did want to date her. I just was not sure how much time to give her after her marriage was over. It had been over for months and I knew that, just not sure if she was ready. Thankfully, she WAS. Next thing I know, I am getting multiple PMs from people asking me why I have not asked her out. She even sent me a PM asking if I was serious and I said absolutely. We have not even been on a date yet. I just go to her house and hang out. Since we are both disabled, we have talked a great deal about sex and how we would manage this. She knows I have not even had sex in nearly 10 years and that it might be a little awkward at first. Cripple sex??? I wonder if there is a website.........because I may need some help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,508 Posted June 28, 2016 One of my close friends is in a chair..... it never held him back. Where there's a will, there's a lay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 28, 2016 Tell me about her disability. Wheelchair? Paralyzed? Palsy? Broken leg accident? Born that way? I need the deets. Good for finding someone to be with on common ground, it makes all the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 28, 2016 Been fine most of her life up until a few years ago. She does use a chair occasionally, but it is usually cane or not moving much. Doctors have even taken her drivers license. So she a little dependent on people. She has some family that help her out daily, so it not a big deal. Some even live within 5 minutes of her house. She even has a wheelchair ramp to her front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 28, 2016 I've been waiting for this thread. Go colts has been serenading her on Facebook with rock ballads all week. Very cute in that sickening new relationship way. Good for you buddy. She met your son yet? They get along? She have any spawn to deal with? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 28, 2016 THANKS bro. She has not met him yet. I have met two of her kids though. One lives with her and is just 18 and the other already has a wife and kid of his. So I have been around the grandson a few times and so far it has been great with him too. He really likes me and it is a lot of fun playing with a toddler again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 28, 2016 I have never dated or anything while my son was younger as I did not want him to have to deal with the up and downs of my love life. However, he is one month from being 17 and old enough now it it is not a huge deal. He has yet to even met her anyway, like I said earlier. Plus, I am lonely and she is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,499 Posted June 28, 2016 Great for you. You're an easy fish to land but also, despite the money and disability problems, a far better catch than you would appear. Somebody who's known you since kindergarten would know this already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 28, 2016 Great for you. You're an easy fish to land but also, despite the money and disability problems, a far better catch than you would appear. Somebody who's known you since kindergarten would know this already. THANKS bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted June 28, 2016 Awesome amigo, really happy for you. As far as the sexy times, I suggest she get a nice female friend to "lend a hand" as needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted June 28, 2016 This thread makes me smile really Fawking big on so many levels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 28, 2016 Good for you. Go slow and you might want to whack off before you get busy that first time. You don't want her to drown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted June 28, 2016 I just threw up in my mouth. With Joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted June 28, 2016 Atta boy Gary You remember how to do it, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted June 28, 2016 Congratulations on the new girlfriend. Cheers. If you don't mind me asking, what is your handicap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 917 Posted June 28, 2016 Congratulations on the new girlfriend. Cheers. If you don't mind me asking, what is your handicap? He plays to around a 12 I believe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted June 28, 2016 Keep her away from the Legos. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted June 28, 2016 haven't read the thread - just your first post gocolts. FANTASTIC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats and best of luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats buddy. Glad to see you happy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 689 Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats Gary, best wishes going forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 28, 2016 You two should work on a book. The Cripple Sutra: 69 Positions to Roll Her World. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,085 Posted June 28, 2016 Way to go wheels. Congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 28, 2016 tl;dr. How often do let her out of the box? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,805 Posted June 28, 2016 Once she checks your browser history it's over. Kidding, congratulations. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 28, 2016 Once she checks your browser history it's over. Kidding, congratulations. Nugget p0rn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 28, 2016 Nugget p0rn? No. This place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 28, 2016 No. This place. Eh they are both on the same level Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 28, 2016 Cripple sex??? I wonder if there is a website.........because I may need some help. Wheelchair ASS-essible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted June 28, 2016 Good to hear. Let us know how the secks works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted June 28, 2016 Freaking awesome, congrats man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted June 28, 2016 You two should work on a book. The Cripple Sutra: 69 Positions to Roll Her World. Funny but true - is there a "cripple's guide to sex"?Gary could make meeeelions!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted June 28, 2016 Is CrippleX.com available? Not going to check that here at work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 28, 2016 When in doubt, pick the tighter hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 28, 2016 Things you might overhear while gocolts is having sex: Baby, do you want me to put my legs up by my head or should I just take them off? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites