Alias Detective 1,179 Posted July 20, 2018 Sorry for you loss is mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted July 20, 2018 How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted July 20, 2018 Do you here often? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted July 20, 2018 He was one tough sonofabitch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted July 20, 2018 Inadvertently I always ask someone who is grieving the "Hey how ya doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted July 20, 2018 Another favorite is when the old folks say, He/she looks good. I'm like thinking...they are dead. No one looks good dead. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 20, 2018 So you haven't been focked in at least a week, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted July 20, 2018 He/She owed me money. Who do I see about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted July 20, 2018 How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral. Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 20, 2018 Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website. And you did a terrible job too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted July 20, 2018 Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 20, 2018 I ask if they own or rent......then let friends know of the opportunity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted July 20, 2018 Your nana isn't the only one who's hard. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 20, 2018 Was there an inheritance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 21, 2018 I usually can't wait for the opportunity to say "he ain't getting any deader!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 21, 2018 On a serious note, I hate it when people ask how did he die? By the end, I was ready to punch people for that one. Who gives a ? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted July 21, 2018 On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die? By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter? Maybe they are looking for a good story...egg plant stuck up his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 21, 2018 On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die? By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter? Tell everyone something different. Hilarity will ensue, and youll figure out who the gossipy kvnts are. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 21, 2018 Tell everyone something different. Hilarity will ensue, and youll figure out who the gossipy kvnts are.God's Honest? They'd ask, I'd glare at them and say "quickly". Most people got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 21, 2018 God's Honest? They'd ask, I'd glare at them and say "quickly". Most people got it. My best friend from high school committed suicide andout five years ago. To this day nobody really knows why, and beyond his family I assume, How. So many people, friends of ours, have asked me those questions. Im like, I dunno, why dont you ask his mother? Nobody had the stones for that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 21, 2018 On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die? By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter? Brain matter was everywhere 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 21, 2018 Brain matter was everywhere Well, except in your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 21, 2018 Last time I saw you I changed your diaper. Wanna change mine later? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted July 22, 2018 Jaw dropping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 686 Posted July 22, 2018 Another favorite is when the old folks say, He/she looks good. I'm like thinking...they are dead. No one looks good dead. LOL. I was thinking the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 23, 2018 This place is dead, want to get out of here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted July 23, 2018 You got a real pretty mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 23, 2018 How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral. Sorry. We were busy doing a gang consolation of your girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted July 23, 2018 Here I lay in formaldehyde. Sat down to sh!t, and then I died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 23, 2018 Being honest? If I'm looking to get some play, pretty easy to do it with the following: 'You know, Xxxxxx would've HATED this.' ...and , scene. Just naturally leads to 'wanna get out of here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites