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Is this a trick question? Where are my wife and mother-in-law?

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Cool ###### like this never happens to me :wall:

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Back in law school, I lived in an apartment owned by the school. One night, I was awakened by someone pounding on the door at 3am.

 

I open the door to find a drunk, cute girl. She looking for some guy, I imagine a former tenant. I tell her he didn't live there, and shut the door.

 

Five minutes later im like "I had a drunk cute, obviously dtf girl here and didn't invite her in. Wtf is wrong with me?"

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If by "Would you" you mean would I punch that guy in the face then yes I absolutely would :doh:

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Back in law school, I lived in an apartment owned by the school. One night, I was awakened by someone pounding on the door at 3am.

 

I open the door to find a drunk, cute girl. She looking for some guy, I imagine a former tenant. I tell her he didn't live there, and shut the door.

 

Five minutes later im like "I had a drunk cute, obviously dtf girl here and didn't invite her in. Wtf is wrong with me?"

 

You managed to avoid some bullsh!t rape accusation, nicely done.

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Not only would I have, I would have smoked her pot too. :bandana:

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Northern Arizona University

 

I never gave that place a second's worth of thought before this year, but this is now the third time it's jumped out at me in the past year. Maybe the third time I'd wish it would literally physically jump out at me.

 

The second time was when that humanitarian do-gooder chick was running around Syria until she predictably got kidnapped and killed by Islamic State. Cute girl, brave but naive. This was her alma mater.

 

The first time was in September, I met the cute new Peace Corps chick that came to Panzhihua to teach English in the University (earning a salary 25% less than her Chinese professors colleagues make and an tenth of mine). Northern Arizona University huh? (never heard of it)

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I just "did"

 

Cleanup in aisle 2

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I just "did"

 

Cleanup in aisle 2

:D

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I kind of have a fetish for white girls. :wub:

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I kind of have a fetish for white girls. :wub:

They still have those around?

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