Liberal poetry

[FeelingMN 273]

Left or right, genius or troll

Most agree with the results of this poll

With issues we often get tied in a knot

But we all agree Ivanka is hot

[drobeski 3,061]

Someone must have lost the cliff notes

Hillary received three million more votes

He got help from the Russians and FBI

And despite all that almost came up dry

speaking of dry, Wipe that tear from your eye.

[NewbieJr 540]

speaking of dry, Wipe that tear from your eye.

I had a tear ij my eye on November 8th. Since then, my sides hurt from laughing so much. This has been one big freak show and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. (Sorry, I know that doesn't rhyme)

[drobeski 3,061]

I had a tear ij my eye on November 8th. Since then, my sides hurt from laughing so much. This has been one big freak show and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. (Sorry, I know that doesn't rhyme)

the joys is ours, those that didn't vote democrat.

The losers have nothing but tears and pink hats.

[NewbieJr 540]

^{The wall, healthcare, and the Muslim Ban}

^{Have failed as badly as one man can}

^{If these 40 days are any indication}

^{It won't be long, till someone else runs the nation}

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Deflect or deny they often confuse,

critical issues with left leaning news.

Liberals never respect the concept of Law and Order,

They are really oblivious of their mental disorder.

[supermike80 1,284]

This bored can be cool, at times, then other times the lever of loser is mind boggling.

[NewbieJr 540]

This bored can be cool, at times, then other times the lever of loser is mind boggling.

Wait. Are these poems the cool example or loser example?

[Voltaire 4,554]

Under the rainbow of gay pride

In the safe space where I hide

I think of how much Trump has lied

A box of kleenex at my side

 

Paid protesting my profession

Transgender pee-pee my obsession

Now Trump has brought on manic depression

My tax plan won't cause recession

 

My gender identiy I shout so loud

I dream of black men well endowed

Of Michael Brown I feel so proud

Does anyone shower in this crowd?

 

I love to fret about white privilege

And worry endless of oil spillage

I urge you all to pass the milage

And cheer on rioters who pillage

 

In order to take back this nation

We must increase immigration

I appreciate your donation

On my welfare application

 

[iam90sbaby 2,120]

Under the rainbow of gay pride

In the safe space where I hide

I think of how much Trump has lied

A box of kleenex at my side

 

Paid protesting my profession

Transgender pee-pee my obsession

Now Trump has brought on manic depression

My tax plan won't cause recession

 

My gender identiy I shout so loud

I dream of black men well endowed

Of Michael Brown I feel so proud

Does anyone shower in this crowd?

 

I love to fret about white privilege

And worry endless of oil spillage

I urge you all to pass the milage

And cheer on rioters who pillage

 

In order to take back this nation

We must increase immigration

I appreciate your donation

On my welfare application

 

But my voter identity I keep hidden

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

The left leaning crowd has nothing to say,

about three Pakistanis stealing our secrets away.

It's not hard to imagine the left blowing a gasket,

if this were Republican his head would be in a basket.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Under the rainbow of gay pride

In the safe space where I hide

I think of how much Trump has lied

A box of kleenex at my side

 

Paid protesting my profession

Transgender pee-pee my obsession

Now Trump has brought on manic depression

My tax plan won't cause recession

 

My gender identiy I shout so loud

I dream of black men well endowed

Of Michael Brown I feel so proud

Does anyone shower in this crowd?

 

I love to fret about white privilege

And worry endless of oil spillage

I urge you all to pass the milage

And cheer on rioters who pillage

 

In order to take back this nation

We must increase immigration

I appreciate your donation

On my welfare application

 

 

[NewbieJr 540]

The left leaning crowd has nothing to say,

about three Pakistanis stealing our secrets away.

It's not hard to imagine the left blowing a gasket,

if this were Republican his head would be in a basket.

When the right starts caring about Russian interaction

Maybe their whining will have a bit more traction

[Hardcore troubadour 12,586]

Newbie was gone,

Now he's back

He's still an ass eater

And an ignorant hack

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

When the right starts caring about Russian interaction

Maybe their whining will have a bit more traction

 

Not a shred of proof of Russian hacking,

The Left insists though their story is lacking.

Whatever the source of the released emails,

It's clear that Dems are a bunch of shemales.

[NewbieJr 540]

Newbie was gone,

Now he's back

He's still an ass eater

And an ignorant hack

Hardcore was a cop who got old and lazy

retired till he met a chick who was crazy

She eyed his pension and trapped him with young'uns

But she's the fool 'cuz he won't stick his tongue in

[parrot 789]

It's just a good thing

old Ronnie Reagan is dead,

now that we're worried about trannies

more than about Reds.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,586]

Hardcore was a cop who got old and lazy

retired till he met a chick who was crazy

She eyed his pension and trapped him with young'uns

But she's the fool 'cuz he won't stick his tongue in

The pension is mine,

My wife is just fine

Don't need to lick sh!t

My cack does the trick

[NewbieJr 540]

The pension is mine,

My wife is just fine

Don't need to eat sh!t

My cack does the trick

Trapped like a dumbass, had to take another job

Closes her eyes and dreams of Newbie's knob

Wishes you would lick her, but there's poopy and pee there

So she lives unfulfilled, thinking life's not fair

[TimmySmith 2,782]

For every vote Trump got, Hillary got 1.1, and still he won.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

For every vote Trump got, Hillary got 1.1, and still he won.

 

 

 

They're still bitter. Now they're crying about his eating habits. FULL FOCKING TILT

[NewbieJr 540]

 

 

 

They're still bitter. Now they're crying about his eating habits. FULL FOCKING TILT

Nice rhyme

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Nice rhyme

 

With tongue in cheek here Newbie sits,

No ketchup on his steak but double sh!t.

[NewbieJr 540]

 

With tongue in cheek here Newbie sits,

No ketchup on his steak but double sh!t.

Ugh. You are so horrible at everything you try. Even Hardcore was going to toe to toe with me and coming up with good ones.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Ugh. You are so horrible at everything you try. Even Hardcore was going to toe to toe with me and coming up with good ones.

 

Newbie comes unarmed in a battle of wit,

Much too busy munching on sh!t.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Newbie runs around with frosted tips,

a$$ after a$$ he rests his lips.

[NewbieJr 540]

 

Newbie comes unarmed in a battle of wit,

Much too busy munching on sh!t.

1/10

[NewbieJr 540]

Newbie runs around with frosted tips,

a$$ after a$$ he rests his lips.

I'll give you a 3/10 based solely on your dedication to stalking me and being obsessed. Ten straight failed attempts at being funny or clever, and all of them about me, is a special kind of obsession. I'm glad I make such an impression and I've taken over such a large part of your head.

By the way, it's period week, so there was no ass eating this weekend. I'll keep you posted.,

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Snowflake snowflake how do you melt,

At Trump's movement you pelt and pelt.

Always complaining, running hither and yon

you won't stop crying until he's gone.

[MedStudent 56]

This Is pretty pathetic. Who stole all the funny from the bored?

[drobeski 3,061]

This Is pretty pathetic. Who stole all the funny from the bored?

you lie

[jerryskids 5,169]

you lie

Dakota Skye

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Dakota Skye

Took a load in her eye