Girl Scout Cookies And Trump

[BunnysBastatrds 1,915]

Read a comparison of the two recently that made me lol.

 

If a Girl Scout eggs your house, would you buy a box? You see that fawking little b!tch. Would you buy a box? Or would you pass?

[fandandy 3,311]

I don't buy their cookies. That's a racket. I always lie and say I bought some already. Go peddle your wares to some other sucker.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,915]

I don't buy their cookies. That's a racket. I always lie and say I bought some already. Go peddle your wares to some other sucker.

That's why your house gets egged an we blame it on Trump. It's going to be spectacular.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,915]

Let's have fun with phaggot coloring books.

 

Dora the explorer! She had more kids, her uterus salsa split. Ohhhhhhh. Swiper??? I fawked him.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,915]

Little Boy Blue underneath the border. He needed the money! Ooooohhhhh!!!!

 

Juan be nimble. Juan be quick! I got nothing. I'm a phag. Ooohhhhhh!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,915]

So these three ghosts are fawking an elephant at the zoos. One says"boo". Now I'm a miserable person. Go yourselves!!!

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Whoa

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I don't buy their cookies. That's a racket. I always lie and say I bought some already. Go peddle your wares to some other sucker.

When they camp outside a store, I always point to the ground and ask "Is that your dollar?" Invariably they all look including their mom. I then continue past unaccosted.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

When they camp outside a store, I always point to the ground and ask "Is that your dollar?" Invariably they all look including their mom. I then continue past unaccosted.

At least they are offering something in return.

 

I can't stand the one's who try to stick a coffee can in your face asking to donate. Nothing in return other than helping a child travel somewhere my own child would enjoy going.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Are they made from real girlscouts?

[Mike Honcho 4,033]

At about 7:00

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6TzqXrREM

[tanatastic 2,061]

I'd buy thin mints even after a scout kicked me in the balls. They are too delicious.

[DankNuggs 305]

I'd buy thin mints even after a scout kicked me in the balls. They are too delicious.

They used to sell samoas, but i think the name was culturally insensitive, so they call them something else now... The cookie with coconut and chocolate....good stuff.