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I'd like to personally welcome you to another beautiful can show.

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Dude....

 

not this time :P

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Fock yeah. :banana: I'd jackhammer that.

 

bout to jackhammer myself

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:thumbsup: That brightened my day! Thank you, sir.

 

Pleasure to make this place better. 2 cans at a time :cheers:

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She's gonna be fat in ten years.

 

I'll fock her for the next 9 then :dunno:

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I don't care how fat she'll be in 10 years.

 

Right now, I AM IN!

 

 

She's gonna be fat in ten years.

 

:wall:

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She's gonna be fat in ten years.

Shell have gray hair and wrinkles in 30 too ... yuck.

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Shell have gray hair and wrinkles in 30 too ... yuck.

 

:doublethumbsup: :clap:

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Would....

 

And, thank you sir....

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She has a kind chin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The kind of chin, I would like to rest my balls on.

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Maybe I shouldn't say this, but with the fact that virtually every woman above a 5 posting 375 pictures of themselves in every possible item of clothing and pose, does it have a bit of a burnout?

 

For example, used to love me some yogurt pants. Now, it's like again? For fucksake.

 

It's kind of like when you hear a great song and then they overplayed on the radio too much.

 

I don't know, I hate to be that guy, but there really is something to the idea of mystery and leaving them wanting a little bit more.

 

I mean, sure I'd love to crush that, but given that that's not going to happen, it's just another broad with big boobs showing them off on Instagram.

 

 

God I'm old...😞

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Maybe I shouldn't say this, but with the fact that virtually every woman above a 5 posting 375 pictures of themselves in every possible item of clothing and pose, does it have a bit of a burnout?

 

For example, used to love me some yogurt pants. Now, it's like again? For fucksake.

 

It's kind of like when you hear a great song and then they overplayed on the radio too much.

 

I don't know, I hate to be that guy, but there really is something to the idea of mystery and leaving them wanting a little bit more.

 

I mean, sure I'd love to crush that, but given that that's not going to happen, it's just another broad with big boobs showing them off on Instagram.

 

 

God I'm old...

 

You'd enjoy winter in Midwest.

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God I'm gay...

It's ok little buddy.

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I'm not in good enough shape to be gay.

 

Round?

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I'm not in good enough shape to be gay.

:overhead:

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she looks like a porpoise

 

I'd do her on porpoise

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she looks like a porpoise

I'd hit it. And ask for forgiveness.

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You'd enjoy winter in Midwest.

I live in a tropical climate now. Chicks dress like hos year round.

 

There is something to be said for a cold winter. In the spring, when the sundresses and tank tops and daisy dukes come out, its glorous after months of parkas and ug boots.

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I live in a tropical climate now. Chicks dress like hos year round.

 

There is something to be said for a cold winter. In the spring, when the sundresses and tank tops and daisy dukes come out, its glorous after months of parkas and ug boots.

I always said its like they came out of hybernation. :thumbsup:

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