OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 17, 2014 I'm going to go with the actor that plays the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World. He's not even Messican. GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted April 17, 2014 Recliner Ballz's poker buddy Jose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
29 Guests 29 Posted April 17, 2014 Nicole Richie or Jessica Biel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 17, 2014 I have an Italian landscaper. Doesn't hire messicans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 17, 2014 That dude on that one hot sauce label. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted April 17, 2014 George Lopez - I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said and he keeps getting new shows like every other year. I don't get it. thread\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted April 17, 2014 Nothing good has ever come out of Mexico. Except cocaine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 17, 2014 Selena Richie valens George Lopez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted April 17, 2014 Nothing good has ever come out of Mexico. Except cocaine. I disagree, Cocaine Mariachi Bands Tacos Hard Work Cinco De Mayo Tequila Carlos Santana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 17, 2014 J-Lo is tops on my list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted April 17, 2014 J-Lo is tops on my list. Salma Hayek ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 17, 2014 Nothing good has ever come out of Mexico. Except cocaine. Mexican food Colored television chocolate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 17, 2014 Salma Hayek ? At least Salma can act - somewhat. J-Lo pretends and goes on and on as the authority on everything from fashion to talent - when she really has none of her own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted April 17, 2014 At least Salma can act - somewhat. J-Lo pretends and goes on and on as the authority on everything from fashion to talent - when she really has none of her own. Oh gotcha, you meant J-Lo was tops on your list for most over-rated (which was the OP question.) My bad. I thought we switched to best things out of Mexico and you were saying she was tops. Gotcha now, I was confused. I think we all can agree the BEST thing to ever come out of Mexico was Salma Hayeks breasts. No? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 17, 2014 J-Lo is tops on my list. If not mistaken, J lo is puerto Rican. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 17, 2014 Oh gotcha, you meant J-Lo was tops on your list for most over-rated (which was the OP question.) My bad. I thought we switched to best things out of Mexico and you were saying she was tops. Gotcha. I think we all can agree the BEST thing to ever come out of Mexico was Salma Hayeks breasts. No? Technically two things, but I'll agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 17, 2014 If not mistaken, J lo is puerto Rican. Is she? Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted April 17, 2014 Tito Santana. Never could win the big one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted April 17, 2014 Gabriel Iglesias underrated= Fernando Valenzuela Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 17, 2014 If not mistaken, J lo is puerto Rican. Same difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted April 17, 2014 I'm going to go with the actor that plays the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World. He's not even Messican. GO! Then how the fock can you say he is an OVERRATED messican? also when does he even say he is Messican or rather he just likes XX beer. finally how dare you speak poorly of my and every other mans hero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted April 17, 2014 George Lopez - I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said and he keeps getting new shows like every other year. I don't get it. thread\ this is true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 17, 2014 Then how the fock can you say he is an OVERRATED messican? also when does he even say he is Messican or rather he just likes XX beer. finally how dare you speak poorly of my and every other mans hero That's exactly why he's the most over rated Messican. Everyone thinks he's Messican, but he's NOT! DUH!! Might I suggest you go hogthroat a longneck Dos Equis, and pretend it's his cack? It might make you feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted April 17, 2014 Might I suggest you go hogthroat a longneck Dos Equis, and pretend it's his cack? It might make you feel better. I did............. It was GLORIOUS....... I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted April 17, 2014 George Lopez - I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said and he keeps getting new shows like every other year. I don't get it. thread\ OMG this over and over again. He got not 1 but 2 shows somehow and he is not funny in any way,shape or form. If you want to give a funny mexican looking person a show Gabrial Sanchez is focking fuuuuuunnny. give him a shot instead of lopez. He(lopez) looks like someone tossed acid on his face....which is actually the only funny thing about him or his act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted April 17, 2014 That's exactly why he's the most over rated Messican. Everyone thinks he's Messican, but he's NOT! DUH!! how can you not idiolize a guy that ................... He gave his father "the talk" His passport requires no photograph When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do He once went to the psychic, to warn her If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side He can speak Russian... in French He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken Superman has pijamas with his logo His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries The circus ran away to join him Bear hugs are what he gives bears He once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark He once won a staring contest with his own reflection He can kill two stones with one bird His signature won a Pulitzer When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket The dark is afraid of him Sharks have a week dedicated to him His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard He once made a weeping willow laugh He lives vicariously through himself His business card simply says 'I'll Call You" He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish He bowls overhand In museums, he is allowed to touch the art He is allowed to talk about the fight club He once won a fist fight, only using his beard He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph The Holy Grail is looking for him Roses stop to smell him He once started a fire using only dental floss and water His sweat is the cure for the common cold Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him Werewolves are jealous of his beard He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards He never wears a watch because time is always on his side He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks He has won the lifetime achievement award... twice If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him When he was young he once sent his parents to his room He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body His blood smells like cologne On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut Panhandlers give him money When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality When in Rome, they do as HE does His pillow is cool on BOTH sides The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han He taught Chuck Norris martial arts Time waits on no one, but him Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way" His mother has a tattoo that says "Son" The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA Presidents take his birthday off His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft He has never walked into a spider web He is left-handed. And right-handed His shirts never wrinkle The police often question him, just because they find him interesting His organ donation card also lists his beard He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores Even his tree houses have fully finished basements His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would He’s never lost a game of chance He is the life of parties that he has never attended He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take He has inside jokes with people he’s never met. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 17, 2014 Except he's not really Messican! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted April 17, 2014 George Lopez - I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said and he keeps getting new shows like every other year. I don't get it. thread\ Speaking of sh!tty Messican comedians, did Carlos Mencia die or something? He pretty much dropped off the map after everyone started accusing him of stealing jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted April 18, 2014 George Lopez - I don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said and he keeps getting new shows like every other year. I don't get it. thread\ I almost have to agree with you on this. Also Kim Kardashian. That beaner needs to go away. (yes, I know what her nationality really is) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,905 Posted April 18, 2014 I'm learning Spanish through Univision. Those soap operas are the dung. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 18, 2014 Jesus. Jesus Lopez. They said he was a great yard man, but he butcher my lawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 18, 2014 I'm learning Spanish through Univision. Those soap operas are the dung. I don't know what them broads are saying but I like the way they are saying it. :boner: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites