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Man, she was on one of the late night shows last night. I want to say Fallon? Holy crap. I say this with all due respect but God damn that b**** is in shape!

 

Not like manly in shape, I mean still hot as hell, the damn she is fit big time.

 

I think she's actually better than she was in Blade 3 and she was f****** smoking there.

 

If you get a chance, Google it.

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As if she lasts thing long with JT by not staying in perfect shape.....he probably doesn't even have to say a word. She just knows the score.

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As if she lasts thing long with JT by not staying in perfect shape.....he probably doesn't even have to say a word. She just knows the score.

 

100%

 

JT ain't focking around

 

He definitely scouted the mother and any sisters

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100%

 

JT ain't focking around

 

He definitely scouted the mother and any sisters

 

Think about it......

 

We all have experienced the phenomenon of the once overweight girl that is now thin. You get the benefit of her current good looks, but you also benefit from her still having that lack of confidence that results in her working hard to please.....

 

JT has found a cheat code which allows him to experience that same phenomena. But in his case, he grabbed one of the consensus hottest woman in the world, a girl actually named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire in 2005, yet she looks at him and thinks "I don't rank in the 10 hottest celebs he has slept with. I better go above and beyond if I want to keep this guy".

 

All respect from me to that guy.

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Think about it......

 

We all have experienced the phenomenon of the once overweight girl that is now thin. You get the benefit of her current good looks, but you also benefit from her still having that lack of confidence that results in her working hard to please.....

 

JT has found a cheat code which allows him to experience that same phenomena. But in his case, he grabbed one of the consensus hottest woman in the world, a girl actually named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire in 2005, yet she looks at him and thinks "I don't rank in the 10 hottest celebs he has slept with. I better go above and beyond if I want to keep this guy".

 

All respect from me to that guy.

 

 

JT is the GOAT for sure.

 

Talent + looks + moxie = GOAT

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I've had a boner for her since the 1990s.

 

When she was 15, yes. But I was 16

 

PERVERT :nono: :mad:

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I know she doesn't fit the CBF lack of height requirement, but give me Mandy Moore :wub:

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I know she doesn't fit the CBF lack of height requirement, but give me Mandy Moore :wub:

 

I focking LOVE Mandy Moore.

 

I've been binge watching entourage. Hadn't seen her for a while.

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I focking LOVE Mandy Moore.

 

I've been binge watching entourage. Hadn't seen her for a while.

 

Meadow Soprano was good in that too :wub:

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I know she doesn't fit the CBF lack of height requirement, but give me Mandy Moore :wub:

 

 

 

I focking LOVE Mandy Moore.

 

I've been binge watching entourage. Hadn't seen her for a while.

 

Mandy Moore was always very high on my list because she has short girl facial features and dimensions (ratio wise). Due to this, I was always under the impression that she was a perfect 5'3ish girl next door that I'd be happy to marry.

 

This will sound like comedy, but I am telling the truth. When I found out she was 5'9 it kind of shook me up. I remember sitting there for a good 90 seconds half confused. It wasn't so much that I was upset, so much as I felt like my faith in my instincts had been rocked. It was the moment when I learned I couldn't necessarily tell if a girl was short or tall without a google confirmation.

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Mandy Moore was always very high on my list because she has short girl facial features and dimensions (ratio wise). Due to this, I was always under the impression that she was a perfect 5'3ish girl next door that I'd be happy to marry.

 

This will sound like comedy, but I am telling the truth. When I found out she was 5'9 it kind of shook me up. I remember sitting there for a good 90 seconds half confused. It wasn't so much that I was upset, so much as I felt like my faith in my instincts had been rocked. It was the moment when I learned I couldn't necessarily tell if a girl was short or tall without a google confirmation.

And yet you found a way to go on. A true inspiration to us all :thumbsup:

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Jeter herpes pyramid.

Just got my new FF team name.

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:banana:

 

figures you watch a movie about 2 gay dudes

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Just got my new FF team name.

 

2 things Jeter didn't allow in his house.

 

Cell phones and Rubbers

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NSFW would have been nice...

The word "striptease" wasn't a good indicator :dunno:

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I don't understand. She had her bra off and then suddenly it's back on and she's wearing a wig? The continuity is all over the place. Thumbs down.

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The word "striptease" wasn't a good indicator :dunno:

There have been stripteases in movies where you have not seen things...

 

For example, Teri Hatcher in "Tango and Cash"...

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If we've learned anything from this thread - it's that posty can't resist opening any link with the word "striptease" in it. :banana:

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If we've learned anything from this thread - it's that posty can't resist opening any link with the word "striptease" in it. :banana:

Pretty much like everyone else here... But still a NSFW would still have been nice...

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Pretty much like everyone else here... But still a NSFW would still have been nice...

 

Apologies. It turns out I'd already finished and closed it before the actual NSFW part.

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Pretty much like everyone else here... But still a NSFW would still have been nice...

Pretty much everyone else, who was that worried about it, would proceed with caution and prolly pass on anything with the wording "striptease" in the link.

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Pretty much everyone else, who was that worried about it, would proceed with caution and prolly pass on anything with the wording "striptease" in the link.

:thumbsup:

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The reboot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre where she's running around in tight jeans and that tank top jiggling her bewbs is awesome too.

I must have spanked it to the part where Leatherface comes after JB wearing her boyfriend's face as a mask fifty times. :banana:

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Pretty much everyone else, who was that worried about it, would proceed with caution and prolly pass on anything with the wording "striptease" in the link.

Technically, the actual link doesn't have the word "striptease" it...

 

;)

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I guess you do start falling apart at 50

 

:first:

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figures you watch a movie about 2 gay dudes

 

:D

 

I would've sat through 7th Heaven marathons if they had scenes like that in them

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