Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 4, 2016 Fans have started the hashtag #giveelsaagirlfriend in an attempt to push Disney to give her a girlfriend in the upcoming sequel Frozen 2 http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/03/frozen-fans-urge-disney-to-give-elsa-girlfriend-lgbt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 4, 2016 As long as they don't make her butch. Like hot porn lesbians. Not softball loving lesbians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted May 4, 2016 Aren't the movies themselves gay enough? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 4, 2016 Rule 34 - She's already a lesbian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 I hate radical liberals. Not as much as I hate Bushtards but still. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted May 5, 2016 Aren't the movies themselves gay enough? :trophy: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 :trophy:let it go!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 5, 2016 As long as they don't make her butch. Like hot porn lesbians. Not softball loving lesbians. This is the correct answer. I didn't see the original. Do they show her boobs and vaj? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted May 5, 2016 Scissor me timbers!!! "I don't even know how two women make love, unless they just scissor or something" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 The movie would get banned in China which is convenient because my kids will want to see it, my wife wouldn't let them, and I'd be forced to decide which side to piss off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted May 5, 2016 How dare they mess with Frozen?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 "I don't even know how two women make love, unless they just scissor or something"I can help, I've spent a lifetime researching the mating rituals of many thousands of lesbian couples and am likely the leading Geek Club expert in this field. The oral sex outnumbers the scissoring by a factor of about 10:1. Lots of diIdos and vibrators as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 This is the correct answer. I didn't see the original. Do they show her boobs and vaj? Unless you've sworn off on having kids you'll see it. You'll see all of the princess movies. It's kind of a requirement of fatherhood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 5, 2016 Unless you've sworn off on having kids you'll see it. You'll see all of the princess movies. It's kind of a requirement of fatherhood. I have a 9 year old daughter and haven't seen it. What do I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 I have a 9 year old daughter and haven't seen it. What do I win?Hopefully not a really p1ssed off daughter with daddy issues. Best be proactive and ask if she wants to see it, then you can be the cool dad. Disney movies are a rite of passage for kids. Especially Frozen. This is the most epic one that's come out since you stopped watching them from your own childhood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 Dirty perverts want to indoctrinate children, I'd say shocking, if it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted May 5, 2016 Dirty perverts want to indoctrinate children, I'd say shocking, if it was. The epitome of fake outrage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 5, 2016 Hopefully not a really p1ssed off daughter with daddy issues. Best be proactive and ask if she wants to see it, then you can be the cool dad. Disney movies are a rite of passage for kids. Especially Frozen. This is the most epic one that's come out since you stopped watching them from your own childhood. She's seen it. I haven't. What do I win? She isn't into the whole "princess" nonsense, thank God. She's more into the other movies, Despicable Me, Hotel Transylvania, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 The epitome of fake outrage. outrage ? Link ? Safe to assume it's some fruitcake adult trying to change and sexualize a cartoon geared towards children ? Calling it as I see it and pointing out fact is not outrage. Figure a scientist could figure that out ? No ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 5, 2016 Dirty perverts want to indoctrinate children, I'd say shocking, if it was. having gay characters is indoctrination, but having straight ones isn't? Gay people exist, and have since the dawn of man. Kids are going to find out. They can handle it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 5, 2016 Unless you've sworn off on having kids you'll see it. You'll see all of the princess movies. It's kind of a requirement of fatherhood. Well, I have kids already and haven't seen it. It is not a requirement of fatherhood. Please note that I was smart enough to keep the kids in the womb long enough so that a stem was formed. I have two boys and I don't have to worry about this issue. I also don't have to worry when they get their period. Check and mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 having gay characters is indoctrination, but having straight ones isn't? Gay people exist, and have since the dawn of man. Kids are going to find out. They can handle it. did they exist in the first episode ? Yeah didn't focking think so ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 5, 2016 This is the correct answer. I didn't see the original. Do they show her boobs and vaj? Daughter loved it. Don't show anything of course. Would be cooler if we got a little vaj slip when she magically changes dresses and embraces being the bad girl. Elsa as a lesbo would be hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 5, 2016 outrage ? Link ? Safe to assume it's some fruitcake adult trying to change and sexualize a cartoon geared towards children ? Calling it as I see it and pointing out fact is not outrage. Figure a scientist could figure that out ? No ? Nobody is trying to "change" anything or sexualize anything. And yeah, you are the very definition of fake outrage in anything you disagree with. did they exist in the first episode ? Yeah didn't focking think so ... Pretty sure the old duke dude was the ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted May 5, 2016 outrage ? Link ? Safe to assume it's some fruitcake adult trying to change and sexualize a cartoon geared towards children ? Calling it as I see it and pointing out fact is not outrage. Figure a scientist could figure that out ? No ? You want me to link to your fake outrage? I'm pretty certain you don't even understand the word fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 5, 2016 Why does everything someone has a problem with have to be "fake outrage"? They aren't allowed to be upset that some people push for stupid things that don't make sense? (Fake outrage over fake outrage) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 5, 2016 Why does everything someone has a problem with have to be "fake outrage"? They aren't allowed to be upset that some people push for stupid things that don't make sense? (Fake outrage over fake outrage) Well...in the plumber's case...he throws out the words fake outrage more than almost anyone. So its quite fitting when it gets applied to his crazy rants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 Well...in the plumber's case...he throws out the words fake outrage more than almost anyone. So its quite fitting when it gets applied to his crazy rants. the plumber ? Do you even have a job yet Capt stay at home dad ? You're an embarrassment to your children and all men. Man up and get a focking job....this plumber is flown first class across the world to start up a billion dollar biotech plant...stick that in your swingset babysitting loser ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 5, 2016 the plumber ? Do you even have a job yet Capt stay at home dad ? You're an embarrassment to your children and all men. Man up and get a focking job....this plumber is flown first class across the world to start up a billion dollar biotech plant...stick that in your swingset babysitting loser ass. Taking care of my home and children and still doing work from the house is an embarrassment now? Yeah, being a good father is such a bad way to be a man. And I do so without having to try and brag to impress people on the internet. But you have always been years behind in your thinking...so nothing new from an ignorant fool like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 Taking care of my home and children and still doing work from the house is an embarrassment now? Yeah, being a good father is such a bad way to be a man. And I do so without having to try and brag to impress people on the internet. But you have always been years behind in your thinking...so nothing new from an ignorant fool like you. you should have went into plumbing, focking loser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted May 5, 2016 you should have went into plumbing, focking loser Nah...accounting has been just fine for me and my family. But again...telling that you think being a good father, taking care of my kids, and helping support my family is what losers do. You continue to show you don't know a damn thing. And your attempts at these personal attacks only make me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 My wife is a stay at home mom. I don't mind supporting the whole family on my income. I wanted kids badly and being able to provide for them a better living situation than I had growing up is a source of pride even if I had to leave the country to do so. I don't know that I'd feel comfortable being a stay at home dad. Partly because I'm inept at housework, but mostly because of the gender roles I grew up with. My dad was a seldom employed GFIAFP-esque human embarrassment- a role model for what to avoid allowing to happen to me under all circumstances.. Meanwhile, both sets of grandmothers were stay at home moms while my grandfathers worked. I know ShoNuff has made peace with his living conditions, he married a high earner and it made sense for it to be him that made the sacrifice of carrier for family rather than the other way. Professional women need loving too. Being my father's son, and how much contempt I always had for him, I couldn't allow myself to be anything but the sole/major breadwinner. I had to pattern myself after my grandfathers. When my life was in a rut, fear of becoming my father played a large role in deciding to go overseas. I was right, it worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 5, 2016 I know ShoNuff has made peace with his living conditions, he married a high earner and it made sense for it to be him that made the sacrifice of carrier for family rather than the other way. Professional women need loving too. Being my father's son, and how much contempt I always had for him, I couldn't allow myself to be anything but the sole/major breadwinner. So trying to denigrate someone by calling them a "plumber" is probably a bad idea when you are in fact a stay at home dad? Agreed. Kids also go to school at some point, that stay at home dad label is only noble for about the first 5 years the kids are alive. And.. Wtf do you do then, sitting at home all day while the kids are away at school, and the wife is slaving away at work.. That ain't gonna end well.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted May 5, 2016 So trying to denigrate someone by calling them a "plumber" is probably a bad idea when you are in fact a stay at home dad? Agreed. Kids also go to school at some point, wtf do you do then? I grew up blue collar. Pluming was an occupation where the dads of my community made a good living. All the trades or auto workers in union jobs were earning a good living. Hell, in my case, even the dads that worked at Burger King were an improvement on my dad. At least they had a focking job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2016 The "plumber" won this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites