More fun with Chinese girls...

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Some of you seem to find this stuff amusing, and I'm bored, so here we go.

 

Last week, I noticed the waitress at the American restaurant staring at me all googley eyed. It was a simple matter to chat her up (in English for a change!) and get the digits.

 

So we've been out a couple of times since then. Usual timid young Chinese girl stuff mostly (she's 21). But she's smart (grad student) fun, and pretty damn smoking hot.

 

So last night we went to the amusement park. It was the perfect place to take a girl. I will remember that. The place was freaking deserted. Just us and all the pretty lights. And the haunted house, tunnel of love, etc. If you can't make that situation work for you, turn in your d!ck.

 

So we ended up making out. She was appalled when the security guard caught us. Then she launches a long conversation about where this might go.

 

She basically decided that we would date for a month. A trial period if you will. Then we will decide if "true love" is there.

 

And she pretty much said she won't tell her parents about it, as they would strongly disapprove. She said point blank that "marriage can never happen, but I'll be in school for several years, so we can date and have fun."

 

Huh. Did I just get told there is no future, and it's all about fun? Well hell yeah, let's do that. I mean sure, when I started driving, you weren't born yet, but whatever.

 

She is making me dinner tonight at her place. Should be entertaining.

[shotsup 832]

What chapter is this in the book ? 21 for to match her age ?

 

Can size I'm not to enthusiastic but hey you never know.

[Djgb13 2,338]

If you're not looking for a serious relationship then I say go for it. Those are always fun. But if she wants to date and have no future of marriage then why even date? Why not just be Fock buddies

[fandandy 3,311]

I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and washed it down with a glass of milk and was debating whether to rub one out and then I read this. Fock my life.

[Artista 460]

Some of you seem to find this stuff amusing, and I'm bored, so here we go.

 

Last week, I noticed the waitress at the American restaurant staring at me all googley eyed. It was a simple matter to chat her up (in English for a change!) and get the digits.

 

So we've been out a couple of times since then. Usual timid young Chinese girl stuff mostly (she's 21). But she's smart (grad student) fun, and pretty damn smoking hot.

 

So last night we went to the amusement park. It was the perfect place to take a girl. I will remember that. The place was freaking deserted. Just us and all the pretty lights. And the haunted house, tunnel of love, etc. If you can't make that situation work for you, turn in your d!ck.

 

So we ended up making out. She was appalled when the security guard caught us. Then she launches a long conversation about where this might go.

 

She basically decided that we would date for a month. A trial period if you will. Then we will decide if "true love" is there.

 

And she pretty much said she won't tell her parents about it, as they would strongly disapprove. She said point blank that "marriage can never happen, but I'll be in school for several years, so we can date and have fun."

 

Huh. Did I just get told there is no future, and it's all about fun? Well hell yeah, let's do that. I mean sure, when I started driving, you weren't born yet, but whatever.

 

She is making me dinner tonight at her place. Should be entertaining.

Errr. There needs to be love in a month to just date and have fun for a few years with marriage out of the question? So it sounds like you are on hold for a month with your goal until she thinks it's love? Sounds a bit odd to me, no? Am I the only one that doesn't get this? If so, I'm pulling the english as my second language card.............................

[jerryskids 5,191]

Errr. There needs to be love in a month to just date and have fun for a few years with marriage out of the question? So it sounds like you are on hold for a month with your goal until she thinks it's love? Sounds a bit odd to me, no? Am I the only one that doesn't get this? If so, I'm pulling the english as my second language card.............................

 

No, I had this same thought. Sounds like she is going to drag him along for a month as his American pet until the next one comes along. Hope I'm wrong.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Errr. There needs to be love in a month to just date and have fun for a few years with marriage out of the question? So it sounds like you are on hold for a month with your goal until she thinks it's love? Sounds a bit odd to me, no? Am I the only one that doesn't get this? If so, I'm pulling the english as my second language card.............................

That's what I was asking earlier. She can't get married but yet wants a trial month to see if there's love. Won't tell her parents about it and wants to have fun but wants to date as well. She's all kinds of screwed up. If I was Titans I wouldn't even worry about being faithful. There's no reason to be

[Voltaire 4,556]

She sounds like mostly what TBBOM is looking for.

[GobbleDog 816]

Does she know that in America, other Asians consider Chinese the bottom of the barrel among the Asian community When Chinese move in, there goes the neighborhood.

 

 

I never understood that hierarchy system. I agree Japanese are at the top, but Koreans should be the bottom feeders. Never met a worthwhile Korean in my life.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Does she know that in America, other Asians consider Chinese the bottom of the barrel among the Asian community When Chinese move in, there goes the neighborhood.

 

 

I never understood that hierarchy system. I agree Japanese are at the top, but Koreans should be the bottom feeders. Never met a worthwhile Korean in my life.

There is definitely a hierarchy. Here, fillipinas seem to be the bottom tier. Except Japan. They hate the japs.

 

Last year on victory day, I got drunk as Fock for free people buying an American drinks in thanks for Enola gay.

 

As for the chick, who knows how the script will change. All you can say for sure is that it will. But Fock it, I've been straightforward, and completely honest. If she gets hurt, well, she's free, close to white, and 21.

 

I have no intention of being dishonorable in any way. And so far she is assiduous about not letting me pay for sh!t, even when I offer. She keeps the tab even. So it ain't a money play. Yet at least.

 

I think she's just a young chick that is presented with a situation she never considered. Right now she opts for fun. A month from now, the tune could change.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Do she at least give a BJ or is it strictly 7th grade for a month?

[hoytdwow 202]

When you get stopped and have to show your papers, does she sweet talk the commissar?

[fandandy 3,311]

It would be pretty neat if you could get like a dozen of these chicks and then buy them all matching T-shirts that said 'titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Pleasure Squad' on the front and 'Kim Jong Who?' on the back.

[MDC 5,890]

Can size I'm not to enthusiastic but hey you never know.

A for asian.

[jerryskids 5,191]

Does she know that in America, other Asians consider Chinese the bottom of the barrel among the Asian community When Chinese move in, there goes the neighborhood.

 

 

I never understood that hierarchy system. I agree Japanese are at the top, but Koreans should be the bottom feeders. Never met a worthwhile Korean in my life.

 

I think highly of Koreans. There was one Korean family in my school; dad was a doctor, older daughter was co-valedictorian of my class (with surprisingly big 34 Cs for an Asian chick). Also the whole taekwondo thing. South Korea of course, not North.

 

I think of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines as more bottom feeding for Asians.

[Frank M 181]

You need to start posting links to pics in these threads. I'm finding them difficult to masturbate to.

 

TIA

[IGotWorms 3,310]

 

I think highly of Koreans. There was one Korean family in my school; dad was a doctor, older daughter was co-valedictorian of my class (with surprisingly big 34 Cs for an Asian chick). Also the whole taekwondo thing. South Korea of course, not North.

 

I think of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines as more bottom feeding for Asians.

I think you need to be much less stereotypical in your thinking. I grew up with a lot of Philippinos, there was a large immigrant population in my hometown. They can be a very hard working and industrious people. Entrepreneurial as well. And family is very important to them, they really look out for their own.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

 

I think highly of Koreans. There was one Korean family in my school; dad was a doctor, older daughter was co-valedictorian of my class (with surprisingly big 34 Cs for an Asian chick). Also the whole taekwondo thing. South Korea of course, not North.

 

I think of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines as more bottom feeding for Asians.

Koreans are the nicest and hardest working, IMO. The Chinese rank with the Persians for integrity, honesty and love for fellow man.

[dain11279 927]

You need to start posting links to pics in these threads. I'm finding them difficult to masturbate to.

 

TIA

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Yes yes all is good. However, we all know Japanese is where it's at

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

So date three tonight.

 

Had dinner. She decided to rehash the whole "dating or not" conversation. Basically the gist is we are dating, exclusively even, but not bf/gf. God knows what the difference is in her mind exactly, I did not really get clarification on that point.

 

Then she reveals that there will be no "sex stuff" unless and until we are "in love." She then goes on a thing about how she has never been in love, and asks me what it is like, how do you know, etc.

 

So I asked... And she said yes, virgin. And I mean that in every sense of the word.

 

Then we went down to the river and made out a while. Wheras yesterday I kissed her and she didn't really have much to do with the process, this time she was quite a bit more aggressive, initiating and whatnot

 

Ridiculous conversation... Apparently Chinese kiss like goldfish. Just open their mouths and kind of chew on each other. When the tongue was slipped, she freaked a second, and asked " is that American style?" I said, "French actually. You like?" She replied enthusiastically.

 

 

On another note, do you have any idea how difficult it is to just make out at this age? Your hands just instinctively wander places. Your whole repitoir is focked up.

 

So in short, I have a feeling I am in the process of making a colossal mistake. But it should be fun at any rate.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Fock her. Fock her brains out. Suck her t!ts. Squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Errr. There needs to be love in a month to just date and have fun for a few years with marriage out of the question? So it sounds like you are on hold for a month with your goal until she thinks it's love? Sounds a bit odd to me, no? Am I the only one that doesn't get this? If so, I'm pulling the english as my second language card.............................

Oh, the tune is already changing. Now, should "love" occur, she is confident she can get her parents on board. Of course that would be several years off.

 

The devil on my left shoulder whispers that if you can't make a naive 21 year old Virgin fall for you, then you suck at life.

 

The angel on my right shoulder says that's a pretty colossal d!ck move. And I do really like her. The brain agrees on this one.

 

So for right now, I'm having fun, and it isn't costing me anything. And to be honest, I'm getting fairly tired of chasing bar slags, even when the catch rate is north of 80%.

 

So I shall let it ride, see where it goes. I won't deceive, and I won't deflower her unless I am good and ready for it to go at least semi-long term. I have done some skeezy sh!t in the last year, but I'm just not enough of a doosh to premeditatively screw over a nice girl.

 

The smart play would be to walk the Fock away. But as you all know, I'm not real smart, especially where the fairer sex is concerned.

 

Oh and shots, based in what I have seen clothed, I would say something in the perky B cup range, which is great on a less than five foot, less than 95 lb. frame (I like em little). But you never know in asia until you see em wild and free. They excel at making molehills into mountains here.

[MDC 5,890]

So date three tonight.

 

Had dinner. She decided to rehash the whole "dating or not" conversation. Basically the gist is we are dating, exclusively even, but not bf/gf. God knows what the difference is in her mind exactly, I did not really get clarification on that point.

 

Then she reveals that there will be no "sex stuff" unless and until we are "in love." She then goes on a thing about how she has never been in love, and asks me what it is like, how do you know, etc.

 

So I asked... And she said yes, virgin. And I mean that in every sense of the word.

 

Then we went down to the river and made out a while. Wheras yesterday I kissed her and she didn't really have much to do with the process, this time she was quite a bit more aggressive, initiating and whatnot

 

Ridiculous conversation... Apparently Chinese kiss like goldfish. Just open their mouths and kind of chew on each other. When the tongue was slipped, she freaked a second, and asked " is that American style?" I said, "French actually. You like?" She replied enthusiastically.

 

 

On another note, do you have any idea how difficult it is to just make out at this age? Your hands just instinctively wander places. Your whole repitoir is focked up.

 

So in short, I have a feeling I am in the process of making a colossal mistake. But it should be fun at any rate.

Tell her if your tastes like ice cream that means she's in love.

[IGotWorms 3,310]

Fock her. Fock her brains out. Suck her t!ts. Squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

This.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

This.

Obviously that is the goal.

 

Based on how quickly her tune has changed in the six days I've known her, I predict that she will tell me she loves me before the "probationary period" is over.

 

Then of course, I will face the age old ethical dilemma of how to respond. Returning the L-bomb leads to good things. But that level of deception is beyond me frankly.

 

It's always a focking adventure though. The crazy focking conversations that are had to begin a relationship are wild. She asked "how is this different than in America?" I told her that "trial periods, talking about marriage and parents on the third date, etc., is quite unusual in America."

 

The bottom line is she's freaked out about dating a foreigner and doesn't trust me, as well she should not. As it happens, to avoid any number of negative consequences, I am playing it 100% completely honest and forthright. But she doesn't have any reason to believe that. She's already giving me the "you are a good man, not like other Americans" stuff though. It's easy to see where this is going.

 

She will get comfortable and sh!t will get interesting. How interesting is the question.

[Mookz 1,287]

Could we see a pic of this particular Asian girl?

[edjr 5,556]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZg6qfitj5M

[fandandy 3,311]

Obviously that is the goal.

 

Based on how quickly her tune has changed in the six days I've known her, I predict that she will tell me she loves me before the "probationary period" is over.

 

Then of course, I will face the age old ethical dilemma of how to respond. Returning the L-bomb leads to good things. But that level of deception is beyond me frankly.

 

It's always a focking adventure though. The crazy focking conversations that are had to begin a relationship are wild. She asked "how is this different than in America?" I told her that "trial periods, talking about marriage and parents on the third date, etc., is quite unusual in America."

 

The bottom line is she's freaked out about dating a foreigner and doesn't trust me, as well she should not. As it happens, to avoid any number of negative consequences, I am playing it 100% completely honest and forthright. But she doesn't have any reason to believe that. She's already giving me the "you are a good man, not like other Americans" stuff though. It's easy to see where this is going.

 

She will get comfortable and sh!t will get interesting. How interesting is the question.

Do you you love U2? You can always say that and technically you wouldn't be lying.

[Voltaire 4,556]

"you are a good man, not like other Americans" stuff though.

Too bad you are like all the other Americans.

 

Around here, Americans have excellent reputations and all my wife's single friends want to marry one, all her married friends are jealous of her.

 

That's because this place is devoid of foreigners, the only one they know is me, and I'm the most excellent husband/father in their whole network of friends. Meanwhile my kids are gorgeous, bright, kind, and well behaved. My daughters are Hollywood level stunning.

 

I'm the exception though. The rest of the foreigners in this country are fockheads like you.

[Artista 460]

Obviously that is the goal.

 

Based on how quickly her tune has changed in the six days I've known her, I predict that she will tell me she loves me before the "probationary period" is over.

 

Then of course, I will face the age old ethical dilemma of how to respond. Returning the L-bomb leads to good things. But that level of deception is beyond me frankly.

 

It's always a focking adventure though. The crazy focking conversations that are had to begin a relationship are wild. She asked "how is this different than in America?" I told her that "trial periods, talking about marriage and parents on the third date, etc., is quite unusual in America."

 

The bottom line is she's freaked out about dating a foreigner and doesn't trust me, as well she should not. As it happens, to avoid any number of negative consequences, I am playing it 100% completely honest and forthright. But she doesn't have any reason to believe that. She's already giving me the "you are a good man, not like other Americans" stuff though. It's easy to see where this is going.

 

She will get comfortable and sh!t will get interesting. How interesting is the question.

How interesting it will be indeed when she falls for you (you're not like other american men ), decides you are it and tells the parents. The parents are wtf, and I'd think about leaving the area when they find out you have no intention of doing the deed after you did the deed.. This one sounds off. I think you should turn it off before sh1t gets crazier my friend...

[tanatastic 2,061]

You would be better off with a free spirited chinese chick vs one of these robotic, controlled by strict antiquated society norms type chicks.

[jerryskids 5,191]

Obviously that is the goal.

 

Based on how quickly her tune has changed in the six days I've known her, I predict that she will tell me she loves me before the "probationary period" is over.

 

Then of course, I will face the age old ethical dilemma of how to respond. Returning the L-bomb leads to good things. But that level of deception is beyond me frankly.

 

It's always a focking adventure though. The crazy focking conversations that are had to begin a relationship are wild. She asked "how is this different than in America?" I told her that "trial periods, talking about marriage and parents on the third date, etc., is quite unusual in America."

 

The bottom line is she's freaked out about dating a foreigner and doesn't trust me, as well she should not. As it happens, to avoid any number of negative consequences, I am playing it 100% completely honest and forthright. But she doesn't have any reason to believe that. She's already giving me the "you are a good man, not like other Americans" stuff though. It's easy to see where this is going.

 

She will get comfortable and sh!t will get interesting. How interesting is the question.

 

I've told a grand total of one girl that I loved her, and that is my wife. I don't use that word lightly, and it doesn't sound like you do either. With so many other options I would cut bait and move on. I don't see how this ends well otherwise.

 

Of course, you will ignore this advice so I look forward to being entertained.

[BLS 313]

 

I think highly of Koreans. There was one Korean family in my school; dad was a doctor, older daughter was co-valedictorian of my class (with surprisingly big 34 Cs for an Asian chick). Also the whole taekwondo thing. South Korea of course, not North.

 

I think of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines as more bottom feeding for Asians.

 

You forgot Taiwanese. They used to make everything, and now they don't do anything.

[penultimatestraw 473]

 

I think highly of Koreans. There was one Korean family in my school; dad was a doctor, older daughter was co-valedictorian of my class (with surprisingly big 34 Cs for an Asian chick). Also the whole taekwondo thing. South Korea of course, not North.

 

I think of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines as more bottom feeding for Asians.

I've seen a similar hierarchy in HI. Japanese at the top, who are hated by all the others. Then (South) Korean, then Taiwanese and Chinese followed by most of SE Asia, except Singapore and possibly Thailand.

[penultimatestraw 473]

I think you need to be much less stereotypical in your thinking. I grew up with a lot of Philippinos, there was a large immigrant population in my hometown. They can be a very hard working and industrious people. Entrepreneurial as well. And family is very important to them, they really look out for their own.

Filipinos do work hard, just they tend to be employed in more menial jobs.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You would be better off with a free spirited chinese chick vs one of these robotic, controlled by strict antiquated society norms type chicks.

Sure. Good luck finding one of those around here though. That's the thing... For girls in this province, this one IS free spirited.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Sure. Good luck finding one of those around here though. That's the thing... For girls in this province, this one IS free spirited.

I cant believe that. Go to any night club where there is drinking and dancing and you will find the party girls or at least the girls who can think for themselves. They are everywhere.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I cant believe that. Go to any night club where there is drinking and dancing and you will find the party girls or at least the girls who can think for themselves. They are everywhere.

Sure. Been banging them for months. What you normally find in the bars here are college girls who are looking for the one adventure they will ever have before they get married off when they graduate. And while the American reputation works against us in some ways, we DO have a reputation for knowing amazing things in the bedroom, so...

 

That's what is weird about this place. Hookers... Easy to find. Bar sluts... Easy to find. Wife...easy to find. Hell, married woman who wants side d!ck ain't hard to find.

 

But a normal girl who is cool with what we consider a "normal" relationship? Tricky.

[jerryskids 5,191]

Filipinos do work hard, just they tend to be employed in more menial jobs.

The Filipina whoore who tried to pick me up in Singapore worked hard, although she failed...