Have you Ever .... The More You Know... PSA

[shotsup 832]

Have you ever walked down the street and seen a great AS S with tight legs in a mini skirt with stockings and kickin heels and thought darn I haven't rubbed one out in awhile.

 

Yeah me neither

 

 

 

Well I found out tonight that they frown upon satisfying the need on the subway.

 

PSA.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

And it turned out to be a dude?

 

But you rubbed one out anyway??

 

Yeah me neither

[edjr 5,564]

And it turned out to be a dude?

 

But you rubbed one out anyway??

 

Yeah me neither

 

Odds are if they were dressed that way it was a dude

[fandandy 3,311]

I saw a chick pumping gas one time with long blonde hair and skin tight jeans and she was all bent over and I was totally checking her out and when she finished and turned around it was a guy. That was not a good feeling.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I saw a chick pumping gas one time with long blonde hair and skin tight jeans and she was all bent over and I was totally checking her out and when she finished and turned around it was a guy. That was not a good feeling.

 

That is what is focked up these days. It used to be bad enough that we had to deal with butterface. Now we have to deal with "dude looks like a lady". Totally wrong.

[Drizzay 645]

And knowing is half the battle...

[vuduchile 1,941]

I was in Chicago a couple of weeks ago with the family and it was the first really decent day all year.

 

So many chicks out walking it was making my head spin. But the best was one that was wearing a long black knit dress with slits way up both sides. You could tell she had either a thong or nothing by the way her azz shook when she walked. It was mesmerizing.

 

She walked in front of us for about 10 straight minutes until we had to stop for my son to tie his shoe. I lost sight of her for a few minutes, then came around a corner to see her leaning over a railing with the sun shining directly upon her hiney. Turns out her dress was so thin that it was virtually see through when the light was on it. I got a great view of her nearly perfect azz and the hot pink g string underneath. If I hadn't been with my family, I'd have snapped off a few photos for future wanking material. As it is, I just have to use my "mind's eye" to see it all over again.

 

It was sorta like this, but the Chicago chick had a much better shape, whereas this one is pretty thick.

 

: SITE IS DEFINITELY NSFW, but this pic and video does not show any nudity.

 

http://www.voyeur-secrets.com/video/long-skirt-is-a-bit-transparent-XTdtSWucgQ0.html

[hoytdwow 202]

Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[SUXBNME 1,332]

Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Only at Uncle Toms cabin