Forget about getting anything done ever again

[supermike80 1,284]

http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

 

 

You're basically a robot making paperclips...and will soon take over the world.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I burned the factory for the insurance. Seriously, I had no idea what i was doing, but I was addicted to it.

[Fireballer 2,369]

The first 3 mins I was like wtf, this is stupid. Now Im screaming at my workers to make more clips and my marketing team to get us customers.

[Fireballer 2,369]

21000 clips

52 clips per sec

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I hate this game.

[fandandy 3,311]

This is addictive. I'm at a million.

[edjr 5,547]

This is addictive. I'm at a million.

 

 

pffft

 

17 million here.

 

Had the kids from Office Services click the mouse for me

[TimmySmith 2,782]

When wire hits 15, I am buying all of it.

[fandandy 3,311]

I'm getting 42 cents a clip.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I'm getting 42 cents a clip.

At what rev per second?

[fandandy 3,311]

At what rev per second?

308 dollars

[supermike80 1,284]

$57,852 rev pr second

76,800 clips per second

138 auto clipprs

87 mega clippers

Marketing level 16(I need to raise this)

[IGotWorms 3,297]

No focking way I'm getting dragged into that

[fandandy 3,311]

What do I do with quantum computing? The box is white or black or in between?

[jerryskids 5,169]

No focking way I'm getting dragged into that

 

This.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Call me dumb but WTF is going on?

[supermike80 1,284]

Available Funds: $ 2,130,384.70

Avg. Rev. per sec: $ 131,325.23
Avg. Clips Sold per sec: 211,815

Unsold Inventory: 298,815
lower raise Price per Clip: $ 0.62
Public Demand: 78,777%

[Kanil 519]

 

Paperclips: 6,000,413,071,756,990,000,000,000,000

 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Wtf is the tournament thing?

[edjr 5,547]

I have been clicking "Make Paperclip" for 2 days now.

 

What a sh1t game

[supermike80 1,284]

I have been clicking "Make Paperclip" for 2 days now.

 

What a sh1t game

YOURE DOING IT WRONG!!!

[supermike80 1,284]

Wtf is the tournament thing?

I think..the tournaments build up your yomi. More yomi, better investments. Investments are the way to go to make lots of $$...which you will need soon enough.

A mega clipper right now costs me almost 2 billion dollars each.

[Kanil 519]

4,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 clips created... That's 4.3 Undecillion clips.

[Fireballer 2,369]

4,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 clips created... That's 4.3 Undecillion clips.

Youre way more dedicated than me. I got to 1million and quit.

[edjr 5,547]

I rebooted my PC and I guess quit?

[fandandy 3,311]

I rebooted my PC and I guess quit?

If you go to the page it should still work. It's funny, if you have more than one page open and you are not viewing their page you won't make paperclips.

 

Bastards.

 

Anyone know how to do Quantum Computing? Is it just timing and clicking the mouse as fast as possible?

[edjr 5,547]

If you go to the page it should still work.

 

 

if you have more than one page open and you are not viewing their page you won't make paperclips.

 

 

Correct!

 

Incorrect!

[fandandy 3,311]

 

Correct!

 

Incorrect!

That's how it is for me at least. I'll look at my total count and click here and then go back and it will start again.

 

Either way I'm focking awesome at this.

[supermike80 1,284]

If you go to the page it should still work. It's funny, if you have more than one page open and you are not viewing their page you won't make paperclips.

 

Bastards.

 

Anyone know how to do Quantum Computing? Is it just timing and clicking the mouse as fast as possible?

I think so......Gets you to a level you may be close to so you dont have to wait

[Kanil 519]

0.000000000037% of the universe explored.

[Kanil 519]

Youre way more dedicated than me. I got to 1million and quit.

 

Most of that was done overnight. I'm currently making 5.4decillion clips per second.

[Kanil 519]

Drift eliminated... I am everything, and I am nothing!

[edjr 5,547]

. Lifetime investment revenue report: $310,634,516

. Processor added, operations (or creativity) per sec increased

. Memory added, max operations increased

. Processor added, operations (or creativity) per sec increased

> Memory added, max operations increased|

Paperclips: 60,087,337

Make Paperclip

Business

Available Funds: $ 126,774.60

Avg. Rev. per sec: $ 6,106.49

Avg. Clips Sold per sec: 2,577

Unsold Inventory: 4,966,481

lower raise Price per Clip: $ 2.37

Public Demand: 1,703%

Marketing Level: 21

Cost: $ 104,857,600.00

Manufacturing

Clips per Second: 1,121.25

WireBuyer ON

Wire 3,663 inches

Cost: $ 585

AutoClippers 150

Cost: $ 1,617,722.84

[supermike80 1,284]

I was reading about this. Eventually you can go to space etc??? This thing is huge but it takes a while it seems

[fandandy 3,311]

I restarted last night. I had too many processors and not enough memory. I realize now that memory adds 1,000 to max operations.

[edjr 5,547]

I restarted last night. I had too many processors and not enough memory. I realize now that memory adds 1,000 to max operations.

 

Wish I knew that.

 

TY

[edjr 5,547]

Public Demand: 40,365%

 

 

[fandandy 3,311]

 

Wish I knew that.

 

TY

The processors make it add faster to get to the max operations number.

 

processors/memory

xxxxx/xxxxxx

[supermike80 1,284]

Paperclips: 11,246,093,287

Make Paperclip

Business
Available Funds: $ 18,106,977.64

Avg. Rev. per sec: $ 243,525.08
Avg. Clips Sold per sec: 300,648

Unsold Inventory: 68,259,845
lower raise Price per Clip: $ 0.81
Public Demand: 106,822%

Marketing Level: 29
Cost: $ 26,843,545,600.00

Manufacturing
Clips per Second: 326,516.25

WireBuyer ON

Wire 166,588 inches
Cost: $ 3481

AutoClippers 225

Cost: $ 2,057,567,832.55

MegaClippers 241

Cost: $ 12,063,974,821.97

Computational Resources

Trust: 103
+1 Trust at: 14,930,352,000 clips

Processors 49

Memory 54

Operations: 54,000 / 54,000

Creativity: 657,439

Quantum Computing

Compute

Projects

HypnoDrones (70,000 ops)

Autonomous aerial brand ambassadors

Investments Low Risk Med Risk High Risk

Deposit

Withdraw

Cash: $17,036,260,434
Stocks: $598,000,000
Total: $17,634,260,434

Stock Amt. Price Total P/L YYKR 1000000 50 50000000 40000000 ZLJL 1000000 123 123000000 78000000 LIDZ 1000000 381 381000000 171000000 I 1000000 44 44000000 19000000

Upgrade Investment Engine Level: 15

Cost: 187,558 Yomi

Strategic Modeling Pick a Strat RANDOM A100B100GREEDYGENEROUSMINIMAXTIT FOR TATBEAT LAST Run

Round 62

TIT FOR TAT

BEAT LAST

bet fold bet 4,4 5,6 fold 6,5 6,6

Yomi: 117,110

New Tournament

AutoTourney

ON

Cost: 16,000 ops

[edjr 5,547]

I'm done.

 

I reset it