Kim Kardashian's ass is NSFL (without photoshop)

[edjr 5,547]

https://twitter.com/LanceM0NEY/status/856568000274739201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FLanceM0NEY%2Fstatus%2F856568000274739201

 

[posty 2,296]

Saw that about an hour ago...

 

:BARF:

[iam90sbaby 2,120]

Did you expect an a$$ that big to look any other way?

[Alias Detective 1,179]

And her puzzy is prolly just as wide.

[Mungwater 588]

And her puzzy is prolly just as wide.

Probably looks like a bulldog trying to eat an apple

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

Newbie passed out. That's like Golden Corral to him.

[NewbieJr 540]

A bit lumpy. I don't mind a big butt if it's toned.

[Mungwater 588]

A bit lumpy. I don't mind a big butt if it's toned.

Too much hail damage to be commercially viable

[DankNuggs 305]

Father time is undefeated

[tanatastic 2,061]

I mean she's getting old and has had multiple kids. Kylie's whole body however is the stuff of dreams.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Probably looks like a bulldog trying to eat an apple

[mmmmm...beer 691]

bag of nickles

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

It's been like that for quite a while. The brothers don't mind cottage cheese.

[supermike80 1,285]

Never understood what peeps saw in her

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Never understood what peeps saw in her

Her body during her sextape was nice but apparently that was 15 years of eating buckets of Original Recipe ago.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Her body during her sextape was nice but apparently that was 15 years of eating buckets of Original Recipe ago.

Insanely hot til minor face surgeries, weight gain, kids etc. When Reggie Bush was hitting it she was drop dead gorgeous. But that was then. She is prob comfortably at the bottom of the rung now. Even Khloe, who people like to say is "the fat one" hasn't been fat in a few years and is extremely toned and trim with a still phat booty minus the cottage cheese.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Insanely hot til minor face surgeries, weight gain, kids etc. When Reggie Bush was hitting it she was drop dead gorgeous. But that was then. She is prob comfortably at the bottom of the rung now. Even Khloe, who people like to say is "the fat one" hasn't been fat in a few years and is extremely toned and trim with a still phat booty.

Kendall and Kourtney are the only fockable ones left. Most would hit Kaitlynn before they went near the others.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Kendall and Kourtney are the only fockable ones left. Most would hit Kaitlynn before they went near the others.

Kylie is the hottest. Khloe blows Kendall and Courtney away to me but that's my personal taste. Guys who prefer skinnier chicks def love Kendall. Kim was at the top of my list years ago but is now at the bottom.

[NewbieJr 540]

Kylie is the hottest.

because she's 20

[tanatastic 2,061]

because she's 20

Her spectacular TnA are what do it for me, I usually prefer older gals.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

because she's 20

Disqualifiers: Boobjob (among other surgeries) and taken more ghetto cack than Madonna and Mariah combined.

[wiffleball 4,631]

what the fock is nsfl or whatever

[tanatastic 2,061]

Disqualifiers: Boobjob (among other surgeries) and taken more ghetto cack than Madonna and Mariah combined.

Lol Madonna? I never associated her with the dark side. I'm sure in her day she's taken plenty though.

[Mungwater 588]

what the fock is nsfl or whatever

New Sasquatch football league?

[wiffleball 4,631]

I saw a picture of that Centaur in a pair of high waisted stretch pants .

 

It was shot from the front. That Biitch has a pelvis the size of a manhole cover.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Lol Madonna? I never associated her with the dark side. I'm sure in her day she's taken plenty though.

Hell Lumburg focked her.

[tanatastic 2,061]

what the fock is nsfl or whatever

Not safe for Life. It's an extreme version of NSFW.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

Not Safe For Licking. It's a warning for the likes of Newbie.

[supermike80 1,285]

Insanely hot til minor face surgeries, weight gain, kids etc. When Reggie Bush was hitting it she was drop dead gorgeous. But that was then. She is prob comfortably at the bottom of the rung now. Even Khloe, who people like to say is "the fat one" hasn't been fat in a few years and is extremely toned and trim with a still phat booty minus the cottage cheese.

I just never saw it. Too black for my tastes

[tanatastic 2,061]

Not Safe For Licking. It's a warning for the likes of Newbie.

I'd push Kanye out of the way and wear that booty on my head like a 10 gallon sombrero.

[NewbieJr 540]

Not Safe For Licking. It's a warning for the likes of Newbie.

mmmm. I'd be all in that ass. I'm a real man. Yumm

[Mungwater 588]

I'd push Kanye out of the way and wear that booty on my head like a 10 gallon sombrero.

It IS a ten gallon sombrero retard

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

Hell Lumburg focked her.

Rodman too.

[NewbieJr 540]

I'd push Kanye out of the way and wear that booty on my head like a 10 gallon sombrero.

Not Hardcore. He doesn't put his mouth anywhere near where pee pee and poo poo come out of. Must be a real blast for his poor woman. Rofl.

[supermike80 1,285]

Not Hardcore. He doesn't put his mouth anywhere near where pee pee and poo poo come out of. Must be a real blast for his poor woman. Rofl.

Ha!!!

[shotsup 830]

You toolbags pay way to much alltention to these attention hoes. I mean you really know who is who and which is which ? Outside of Kim I couldn't match a name with a face.

 

Except Kaitlin

[tanatastic 2,061]

You toolbags pay way to much alltention to these attention hoes. I mean you really know who is who and which is which ? Outside of Kim I couldn't match a name with a face.

Except Kaitlin

Thats cuz the wife has watched all the shows for years. Plus when I see big booty and tattys I pay attention no matter what.

 

Plus you have the attention span and information retention of an autistic gnat. You could fit the entire list of things you know and names you can match to faces on a torn in half post it note.

[dain11279 927]

Not Safe For Lingerie

[shotsup 830]

Not Safe For Licking

[giraldi02 470]

Each thrust from behind has to feel like a belly flop from the Golden Gate Bridge.