wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 22, 2017 ...Whilst shiiiting. Faaayuck!! - Geebus. THAT hurt! WTF? This focker FINALLY comes out - and it's the size and shape of a football. Okay, not an official football, but like one of those mid-size give away balls. No wonder it focking hurt so bad. And yeah, while I was giving birth, I broke off a piece of tooth. THAT's how much effort it took to get that sucker outta me. Then, on top of this focker, it is some goo I can't quite explain; Something like Macerated Cherries in a Cocao Reduction. And, on top of that? Damned if I didn't break the little arm thing that's connected to the flusher on one end and the chain on the other. I'm assuming that's some kind of awful coincidence. Clogged the terlet, spitting out toof parts, blood running down my nethers, having to reach IN to the tank to flush this sucker - repeatedly... Happy farking Saturday to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 22, 2017 You'd make a great drug mule..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 22, 2017 It was as if Chipotle opened up an All You Can Eat Buffet on Fire Island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 22, 2017 Need more fiber in your diet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted July 22, 2017 Thanks wiff, I'm stuck on airplanes all day, this thread reminded me that my day could be much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 22, 2017 Thanks wiff, I'm stuck on airplanes all day, this thread reminded me that my day could be much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 748 Posted July 22, 2017 I call that Saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted July 22, 2017 I call that Saturday. You don't have much to spare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 23, 2017 Someone call Bill E Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 23, 2017 Frick! Bowl is still cloggered. Can't even plunge it loose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 23, 2017 Frick! Bowl is still cloggered. Can't even plunge it loose. Sounds like you need this https://www.facebook.com/cheddar/videos/1913715235615872/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
