Definition: Cruzer - (Noun) chocking pig.
Club Championship this past weekend.. I'm in the 1st flight, playing with a 3.4.... (I no longer play in the Championship flight, too many flat belly former college kids who can roll out of bed and shoot 64)... (sat.) So I'm Cruzing along, -1 heading into 10 - catch a really bad mud ball break, make bogey. Catch the same damn mud ball shiit on 11, blow my 2nd shot OB - make double... From there on I was a mental midget. Shoot 34, 43 for a 77 - GAG.. (sun.) Cruzing along, even par heading into 7.. Make double from the middle of the fairway, then shank a 2nd shot on 8, make bogey - the choke is on.. Get to 10, w/out losing a ball - make triple... Step up to 13, blow tee shot OB, make double.. So I'm standing on 14 tee, by now I've no more anger to vent - I say FOCK IT and decide to just enjoy the day, some cold ones and a cigar. .The last thing you want to do is make a scene and make it uncomfortable for your playing partners - be mad but respect their round too.
I'll be damn if I don't find it again, play 2 under from 14 in - post 78.
I am seriously considering either dropping my membership - or downgrading it to Social. I'm sick and tired of the total focking Bullshiit that's going on with the handicaps. We had guys, who are at worst a 2, playing to 5s.We have guys who play 4 times a week that have turned in only 4 official rounds since May... The guy who won the 1st flight played with a 5 - he's at least a 2, if not a 1.. And I'm giving these focks 3 and 4 shots a round during the tournament? Fock that noise.