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So the other thread got me thinking about how and when my sons would find porn and what I should do about it.

 

I dont have mags like my dad did, and its not like I can suddenly start buying them and leaving them laying around for them to find.

 

Theyve already been told how things work, but maybe they need an educational film to fully understand it.

 

I shudder to think about the stuff they will eventually stumble upon out there on their own. They need some sort of direction, but damn.

 

They also need to be warned about not searching for, or downloading stuff that could get them in trouble. How the hell do I navigate that one?

 

Ok Johnny, youre only 12, but dont search for 12 yr old nekkid girl pics. And dont accept or send nekkid pics of your friends either. Thats illegal.

 

You gotta stick with looking at 18+ chicks.

 

But if an 18+ chick touches you for real, thats illegal.

 

Somebody should really invent a specific solution for this. Like an introductory porn site for pre teens. Tame stuff, maybe even soft core. A wankers starter kit if you will.

 

What are all the perfect geek dads doing about this?

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So the other thread got me thinking about how and when my sons would find porn and what I should do about it.

 

 

 

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Without getting in to details about what we think he should avoid...we have just had discussions with our son about internet usage and that he should be quite mindful of what he searches.

Computer is out in the open (and all he really seems to do on it is play Fortnite with a few friends and his cousin).

Phone and Ipad...sure he is in his room with those. Could he be looking at things? Perhaps...have put the parental controls on it. His door stays open...and he knows we check up on him. Seems he mostly watches Netflix on the Ipad and Youtube on it or the phone.

You can't keep them from everything...but like us with finding dad's mags...they will eventually find and see things.

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So the other thread got me thinking about how and when my sons would find porn and what I should do about it.

 

I dont have mags like my dad did, and its not like I can suddenly start buying them and leaving them laying around for them to find.

 

Theyve already been told how things work, but maybe they need an educational film to fully understand it.

 

I shudder to think about the stuff they will eventually stumble upon out there on their own. They need some sort of direction, but damn.

 

They also need to be warned about not searching for, or downloading stuff that could get them in trouble. How the hell do I navigate that one?

 

Ok Johnny, youre only 12, but dont search for 12 yr old nekkid girl pics. And dont accept or send nekkid pics of your friends either. Thats illegal.

 

You gotta stick with looking at 18+ chicks.

 

But if an 18+ chick touches you for real, thats illegal.

 

Somebody should really invent a specific solution for this. Like an introductory porn site for pre teens. Tame stuff, maybe even soft core. A wankers starter kit if you will.

 

What are all the perfect geek dads doing about this?

I'm a few years away and clueless as to what I will do. I was a horny bastard when I was young and would have broke into your house to get your dads magazines. I can't imagine what it's like to have porn at your fingertips when your dik is constantly doing its own thing .

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But if an 18+ chick touches you for real, thats illegal.

 

 

Don't worry. If your kids look anything like your ugly ass, this won't be an issue.*

 

Honest answer - I always err on the side of giving info a little too early rather than a little too late and I think you have to be completely honest and up front with them. You've got to set expectations not just of when they can watch it but what they need to be careful of and WHY they need to be careful of it. The good thing for us parents is that there are tons of examples of what happens with this sexting crap and teenagers. Tell them we trust them, but that doesn't mean we won't verify. I'll have complete access to my son's phone when he has one and I know how to view my routers logs to see what sites who has been going to.

 

 

* I have no idea what your ugly ass looks like.

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I think you said exactly the right things to coach him on. Stick to 18+, dont accept pics from friends and avoid them, dont let adults touch you. Other than that you nailed it and just let him wank away like all kids do at that age. A simple father son talk about avoiding weird stuff and pc viruses etc is fine, hes old enough to know all the other basic stuff. Bravo, for once I dont have to coach a geek on proper parenting despite not even having any kids myself.

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Watch them like hawks.....

 

 

Should he wait till they finish?

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If I had access to what's out there now when I was a kid I can't even fathom what it would be like. I would've treated my d1ck worse then half the blacks in 12 Years A Slave :o

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If I had access to what's out there now when I was a kid I can't even fathom what it would be like. My d1ck would've got treated worse then half the blacks in 12 Years A Slave :o

Right. I'd have never left my room but for snacks and more paper towel.

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If I had access to what's out there now when I was a kid I can't even fathom what it would be like. I would've treated my d1ck worse then half the blacks in 12 Years A Slave :o

 

Like a sore d1ck, I can't be beat.

 

My buddy loves to say that on the golf course

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Right. I'd have never left my room but for snacks and more paper towel.

 

When cartilage comes out, it's time to stop

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Im not really talking about trying to keep them away from porn. Theres no doubt in my mind that theyll find it.

 

Im talking about somehow teaching them to use it responsibly, if there is such a thing.

 

Rhetorical I know, but have you all seen the first page of pornhub lately?

 

This aint no Playboy or Penthouse were talking about here.

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I'm a few years away and clueless as to what I will do. I was a horny bastard when I was young and would have broke into your house to get your dads magazines. I can't imagine what it's like to have porn at your fingertips when your dik is constantly doing its own thing .

A 13 yr old boys room might just be the scariest place in the universe.

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Im not really talking about trying to keep them away from porn. Theres no doubt in my mind that theyll find it.

 

Im talking about somehow teaching them to use it responsibly, if there is such a thing.

 

Rhetorical I know, but have you all seen the first page of pornhub lately?

 

This aint no Playboy or Penthouse were talking about here.

 

Forget about pron.

 

was at my buddies for one of the patriots playoff games and a guy that is a couple years older than me, who I used to play softball with and have known forever, has a 16 year old son that plays football.. He was telling me some of the sh1t the kids on the football team do to each other and make each other do, as part of some like initiation B.S. Just like college frats, everything is gay laden. Why do boys (that play sports) have all this sexual repressed gayness?

 

one thing they had to do, was walk around with a steak tip in the crack of their ass for the school day. Who the fock thinks up this sh1t?" :wall:

 

yeah, yeah I know, none of your kids would ever do that, you're great parents :wacko:

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A 13 yr old boys room might just be the scariest place in the universe.

There are a few horror stories on reddit out there that are too gross for words. Things like kids who made a habit of jerking off repeatedly in the same spot or in the same object for years without cleaning it up. Then its found and we are talking a scene from the Blob or worse. Thats the kind of sick stuff that needs to be gotten ahead of. Thats why proper coaching and parenting is needed, so they know to keep things tidy.

 

Ill warn now, its sfw but you def dont want to read this story. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7vbj9p/tifu_by_having_my_mom_clean_up_my_gallons_of/

 

Bonus story. Warning, do NOT read this story. Even Joneo wouldnt link this story. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/

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Don't worry. If your kids look anything like your ugly ass, this won't be an issue.*

 

Honest answer - I always err on the side of giving info a little too early rather than a little too late and I think you have to be completely honest and up front with them. You've got to set expectations not just of when they can watch it but what they need to be careful of and WHY they need to be careful of it. The good thing for us parents is that there are tons of examples of what happens with this sexting crap and teenagers. Tell them we trust them, but that doesn't mean we won't verify. I'll have complete access to my son's phone when he has one and I know how to view my routers logs to see what sites who has been going to.

 

 

* I have no idea what your ugly ass looks like.

But, do you really wanna know all the sites your son is visiting? As a responsible parent, I suppose Ill have to know, but thats sorta my point.

 

There should be a puberty parental control setting that lets kids view very basic stuff, but nothing like the full menu of youporn.

 

That way, I could have a talk and tell them this is the safe place to for everything you need. All the other stuff is blocked until youre 18.

 

This is a solid biz idea. Where are gfiafp and big pete when you need them?

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But, do you really wanna know all the sites your son is visiting? As a responsible parent, I suppose Ill have to know, but thats sorta my point.

 

There should be a puberty parental control setting that lets kids view very basic stuff, but nothing like the full menu of youporn.

 

That way, I could have a talk and tell them this is the safe place to for everything you need. All the other stuff is blocked until youre 18.

 

This is a solid biz idea. Where are gfiafp and big pete when you need them?

 

 

You just gave me a great idea.

 

When the woman finds porn sites in cache, blame my 4 year old

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Forget about pron.

 

was at my buddies for one of the patriots playoff games and a guy that is a couple years older than me, who I used to play softball with and have known forever, has a 16 year old son that plays football.. He was telling me some of the sh1t the kids on the football team do to each other and make each other do, as part of some like initiation B.S. Just like college frats, everything is gay laden. Why do boys (that play sports) have all this sexual repressed gayness?

 

one thing they had to do, was walk around with a steak tip in the crack of their ass for the school day. Who the fock thinks up this sh1t?" :wall:

 

yeah, yeah I know, none of your kids would ever do that, you're great parents :wacko:

We did initiation sh!t at football 2 a days. One event was racing the length of the gym with a teammate while each had one side of a saltine cracker wedged between your teeth. If the cracker broke or melted from the saliva mixture, you lost.

 

I also had to sing Im a little tea pot in nothing but my jock strap in the middle of the gym floor. Seriously stupid.

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But, do you really wanna know all the sites your son is visiting? As a responsible parent, I suppose Ill have to know, but thats sorta my point.

 

There should be a puberty parental control setting that lets kids view very basic stuff, but nothing like the full menu of youporn.

 

That way, I could have a talk and tell them this is the safe place to for everything you need. All the other stuff is blocked until youre 18.

 

This is a solid biz idea. Where are gfiafp and big pete when you need them?

 

You could go the route of blocking all traffic unless specifically whitelisted. You could at least control it at your house then. Of course, he could just turn wireless off on his phone and go to cripplexxx.com over cellular (unless you give him no data access on his phone).

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But, do you really wanna know all the sites your son is visiting? As a responsible parent, I suppose Ill have to know, but thats sorta my point.

 

There should be a puberty parental control setting that lets kids view very basic stuff, but nothing like the full menu of youporn.

 

That way, I could have a talk and tell them this is the safe place to for everything you need. All the other stuff is blocked until youre 18.

 

This is a solid biz idea. Where are gfiafp and big pete when you need them?

 

Interesting idea, I like it. And since it involves pron, instant cha-ching$#@!

 

Let me know if you implement it and need a head of sales. :cheers:

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There are a few horror stories on reddit out there that are too gross for words. Things like kids who made a habit of jerking off repeatedly in the same spot or in the same object for years without cleaning it up. Then its found and we are talking a scene from the Blob or worse. Thats the kind of sick stuff that needs to be gotten ahead of. Thats why proper coaching and parenting is needed, so they know to keep things tidy.

 

Ill warn now, its sfw but you def dont want to read this story. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7vbj9p/tifu_by_having_my_mom_clean_up_my_gallons_of/

 

Bonus story. Warning, do NOT read this story. Even Joneo wouldnt link this story. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/

I have read Chuck Pahlinhiuk's Guts, it's a much worse take of masturbation.

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I have read Chuck Pahlinhiuk's Guts, it's a much worse take of masturbation.

 

Saw him read that in person once. He had to stop a couple of times because it even grosses him out so much.

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Saw him read that in person once. He had to stop a couple of times because it even grosses him out so much.

You did!? I read where someone passes out every time he reads it to a group. He said medics need to be on stand by

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I have read Chuck Pahlinhiuk's Guts, it's a much worse take of masturbation.

Just checked it out, nice short story there.

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My router lets me control alot of stuff. I do my best. I can change the password on the fly so if chores arent done... its down till chores are done.

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You did!? I read where someone passes out every time he reads it to a group. He said medics need to be on stand by

 

Tattered Cover in Denver. We didn't have anyone pass out but he took multiple breaks.

 

ETA: Found out later the woman I eventually married was there too, although we wouldn't actually meet until years later.

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My nephew and all his friends (15) are all into online pron big time. Boys and girls.

 

The weird thing about it is they seem to think the stuff they see in pron is how things really work.

 

Like the girls think anal is a given. Both genders think three ways are commonplace. Kinda scary. Lucky focks these days.

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The weird thing about it is they seem to think the stuff they see in pron is how things really work.

 

 

 

It is if you date the the right girl.

 

minus the giant cacks and huge loads of jizz.

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