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#1 MDC

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 11:29 AM

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#2 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 05:56 PM

Your mom just blew me.



Actually, did the Mrs before leaving for work this morning. :banana:
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#3 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 05:59 PM

Mine is in pre rag. Seems like the entire rag process takes over a week. Sore beewbs for a few days before the tsunami, etc. really inconvenient.

#4 Big Guy

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:00 PM

:dunno:

 

wait, what did your Wife tell you? 


             

 

 

 

 

 


#5 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:02 PM

Mine is in pre rag. Seems like the entire rag process takes over a week. Sore beewbs for a few days before the tsunami, etc. really inconvenient.


While the front door is being painted, use the back door.
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#6 shotsup

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:15 PM

Your mom says hi
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#7 shotsup

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:16 PM

While the front door is being painted, use the back door.



You don't dip in the ketchup ??
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#8 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:34 PM

You don't dip in the ketchup ??


Not usually, but I certainly have. I also have dipped in the chocolate sauce, but the preference is to just have your mom blow me
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#9 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 02:15 AM

St Patrick's day.

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#10 shotsup

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 03:49 AM

St Patrick's day.


What was his name ?
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#11 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 03:52 AM

St Patrick's day.


You poor Bastatrdbunny.

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#12 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 05:26 AM

Actually, did the Mrs before leaving for work this morning. :banana:

 

So did we.

 

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#13 cmh6476

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:08 AM

:ninja:


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#14 MDC

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:09 AM

Your mom says hi
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Im just glad at least one Geek likes overweight 70 year old women.
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#15 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:09 AM

 

So did we.

 

Sincerely,

The Jets

 

I hope they did not mind my sloppy seconds.  :dunno:


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#16 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:10 AM

Im just glad at least one Geek likes overweight 70 year old women.

 

Your mom gives a great gumjob, though.  :D


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#17 Bier Meister

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:12 AM

St Patrick's day.

 

 

What was his name ?

 

connor fitzbunny


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#18 nzoner

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:14 AM

:(


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#19 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:16 AM

What was his name ?

 

Lou Skunt


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#20 wiffleball

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:53 AM

 
Your mom gives a great gumjob, though.  :D


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#21 wiffleball

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:53 AM

Well, let's see.

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#22 Gepetto

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:02 AM

3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman.



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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:08 AM

3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman.

 

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#24 MDC

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:11 AM

 
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#25 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:42 AM

3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman.

You still doing the online dating thing?  We haven't had an update in quite some time. 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#26 Gepetto

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:55 AM

You still doing the online dating thing?  We haven't had an update in quite some time. 

 

I've had a gf for a year.



#27 MDC

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 09:57 AM

 
I've had a gf for a year.


If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.
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#28 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 10:08 AM

If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.

Why would he want to make that stop?  :huh:


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#29 MDC

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 10:09 AM

Why would he want to make that stop?  :huh:


Good point. Why is the bride always smiling?

























She just gave her last blowjob. :cry:
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#30 vuduchile

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 10:16 AM

A week ago, pre period. Wife started things off with a beej.

#31 Gepetto

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 10:28 AM

That was after a long dry spell and breaking up with her.  She always comes right back the very next day.



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Posted 13 September 2018 - 12:29 PM

If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.

 

 

Why would he want to make that stop?  :huh:

 

By "ring" I think he means an iron ring around her neck, chained to the wall.  :o


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#33 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 12:32 PM

5 minutes ago....client just focked me.  :cry:



#34 NorthernVike

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 04:52 AM


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#35 Bert

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 07:55 AM

Last night and again this morning before work.


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#36 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 11:57 PM

Good point. Why is the bride always smiling?

























She just gave her last blowjob. :cry:



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#37 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 01:17 AM

You poor Bastatrdbunny.


Got the divorce papers yesterday. I'm now free to fawk anything that moves. They're lining up at the bar. It's all good.

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#38 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 02:01 AM

Got the divorce papers yesterday. I'm now free to fawk anything that moves. They're lining up at the bar. It's all good.

 

Give em hell soldier.  :thumbsup: 



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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:03 AM

Wednesday night, chick I met other day at the lickher store. Chatting in the aisles Monday afternoon she gave me her digits, we hooked up for a drink Wednesday night. Went back to my place and banged. She got up right afterward, thanked me, and said hit me up sometime. Nice, I like this one :doublethumbsup: 36 DD, fake titties. She got a little extra around the middle but not too bad.

 

Then Thursday night my current "girlfriend" came over. Great sex, always is, hence why she is my girlfriend. Followed by about an hour of b!tchin and nagging. Which is probably going to lead to me losing her number eventually. But man the sex is off the chain. 34D, nice fake titties and a size 1. Perfect body. Too bad she got an attitude to match or I might seriously consider settling down.

 

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:55 AM

Last night.

My wife sat up on the back of the sofa and gave me a shoulder massage while we watched TV. She does that almost every night.

I rewarded her in the bedroom. I let her suck it, then put her through the paces until she was a quivering, thankful, little mess of a woman.
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