Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 29, 2018 I hate it. Always have to go back for a re wipe. Work tp is that single ply garbage...just doesnt get me clean. /rant off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 29, 2018 Never understood this. I mean, your lips and your anus are basically the same material, same nerve endings. I drink a big ol glass of milk. Have a milk mustache. My lips don't itch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 29, 2018 Browns people problems 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 29, 2018 johnson's baby wipes. /thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 29, 2018 Never understood this. I mean, your lips and your anus are basically the same material, same nerve endings. I drink a big ol glass of milk. Have a milk mustache. My lips don't itch... Try eating a bunch of and get back to us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 29, 2018 Try eating a bunch of ###### and get back to us. So, ipso fatso, you're saying that poop is itchy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 29, 2018 pic(s) or it didnt happen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 29, 2018 Also, peeing and pooping are both exothermic. So why do I sweat when I poop and shiver when I pee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 29, 2018 https://www.walmart.com/ip/My-Shiney-Hiney-Silky-Soft-Bristle-Cleaning-Kit-Coral/148778499?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=4389&adid=22222222228000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-51320962143&wl5=9029025&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=113734385&wl11=online&wl12=148778499&wl13=&veh=sem&gclid=CjwKCAjw39reBRBJEiwAO1m0OXfGY3LSdn4ZjSuwcxKCKCGIsuxN9Hbi9SUzNXnydXrZvHSQ3VRDRhoCnVUQAvD_BwE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 29, 2018 Thats the semen leaking out 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 29, 2018 Also never understood the reasoning behind anal bleaching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 29, 2018 Also never understood the reasoning behind anal bleaching. Thongs dont want to see a brown eye getting blindfolded lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 30, 2018 I had a user name for PS3 Anal Leakage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Cubs 132 Posted October 30, 2018 If your anus really is itching you might want to see a doctor. It might just be poor hygiene, but it also might be something worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 30, 2018 Try scooting your a$$ along your boss' carpet. He may give you a raise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted October 30, 2018 Thats the semen leaking out I laughed..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 30, 2018 If your anus really is itching you might want to see a doctor. It might just be poor hygiene, but it also might be something worse. He's right. Gerbils carry a lot of fleas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted October 30, 2018 Set up a Skype call with Pens and show him your ass hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 30, 2018 Set up a Skype call with Pens and show him your ass hole. Knowing Pen, he'd probably diagnose swollen gums and gingivitis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted October 30, 2018 Knowing Pen, he'd probably recommend a vegan diet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 30, 2018 Too bad Newbie isn't here anymore. He'd have this problem licked. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 30, 2018 Too bad Newbie isn't here anymore. He'd have this problem licked. Yuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 30, 2018 Too bad Newbie isn't here anymore. He'd have this problem licked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 30, 2018 You aren’t clean unless you use a wet wipe. If you got poop on your arm, would you clean it with a dry wipe or a wet wipe? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted October 30, 2018 You arent clean unless you use a wet wipe. If you got poop on your arm, would you clean it with a dry wipe or a wet wipe? Agreed, just dip the tp in the toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted October 30, 2018 You arent clean unless you use a wet wipe. If you got poop on your arm, would you clean it with a dry wipe or a wet wipe? Really, it's more like spilling gravy on a bathmat. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,626 Posted October 30, 2018 You arent clean unless you use a wet wipe. If you got poop on your arm, would you clean it with a dry wipe or a wet wipe? Messes up septic systems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 31, 2018 Really, it's more like spilling gravy on a bathmat. That made me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
