SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 28, 2015 To force feed Steel Panther to these bunch of mooks until they understand how perfect this band is for this forearm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 28, 2015 One for KSB NSFW - Titties Just Like Tiger Woods" If you don't golf that's okayYou can be a tiger anywayLaugh through your teeth when things gets toughOr your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeahIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsFertilize the ladies in the neighbourhoodGet real rich and you will findAll the hot chicks will want to grindIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsGrip that shaft like you know you shouldGet a platinum card, it will be all goodThe girls will want you just like Tiger WoodsRemember this when you're having funThree holes are better than a hole in one, yeahIf the word gets out don't be afraidWhen a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeahIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsFilling all the divots in the neighbourhoodDon't think about those three foot clubsYou cover your tracks when you're banging them slutsIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsText messages are never goodNail a girl at the driving rangeYour life will change, just like Tiger WoodsHave your best friend book all your flightsTell your wife that you're golfing nightsGet a call girl and maybe just chillBe willing to part with a hundred milBang a new pornstar every dayTell your sponsors it will be okaySurprise them all with an invitationTo a viewing of your first double penetration, yeahIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsPoking all the holes in the neighbourhoodTell your wife how it's gonna beYour driver is community propertyIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsBecome the king of your neighbourhoodLike Steel Panther and Tiger WoodsJust like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 28, 2015 Wow ....deep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted January 28, 2015 Love Steel Panther, man! Maybe a ballad is a good intro for this crowd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKbhVGrdixo 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted January 29, 2015 You got it, amigo! nsfw language, titties, drugs, random celebrities... pretty much everything. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted January 29, 2015 Steel Panther... behind the music. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted January 29, 2015 Not an official video, but still good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 29, 2015 I LOVE this video. These guys have a lot of fun onstage. NSFW 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 29, 2015 NSFW.....actually, every SP song is NSFW, so you have been warned. These guys are having a blast on stage. This video has lead singer from Skid Row and Cee LO Green singing focking Journey. AWESOMENESS. Someone take me to a concert, I will get us some GREAT parking with my handicap tag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 29, 2015 I LOVE this video. These guys have a lot of fun onstage. Eggsactly Plus, the fact that every member is talented as all hell doesn't hurt. Fock the Drobeskis and Shotsups of this world that don't get it. Those queers should be ashamed of themselves. Also, I love Cee Lo on this. Haven't seen this vid yet. Good call, Gary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 29, 2015 Eggsactly Plus, the fact that every member is talented as all hell doesn't hurt. Fock the Drobeskis and Shotsups of this world that don't get it. Those queers should be ashamed of themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 29, 2015 Girl pantsers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 29, 2015 Girl pantsers Prospect Hill couldn't carry Steel Panthers roadies jocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryHill9323 65 Posted January 29, 2015 Prospect Hill couldn't carry Steel Panthers groupies jocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 29, 2015 Prospect Hill couldn't carry Steel Panthers roadies jocks.how could they with your head in the way ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted January 29, 2015 Steel Panther with Sully Erna from Godsmack do Alice in Chains Man in the Box. Skip to the 3:00 mark for the start of the song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 30, 2015 Thar she blows! One of my favorites I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the barI was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes 'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Woah, woah) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl is ridin' my jock again Fat girl is snackin' on my again Ouch, don't bite My friends keep telling me I must be going blind 'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl, oh You know I really love you 'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh Come here baby, where you goin'? Haha, you're a cow! Come here baby, hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here, hey! [whistle] Come here! It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! All these hot bitches And that one fat girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 30, 2015 Steel Panther with Sully Erna from Godsmack do Alice in Chains Man in the Box. Skip to the 3:00 mark for the start of the song. No...Have to watch the whole thing. Their banter together is awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 30, 2015 These guys are so focking cool, famous folks just happen to be in their audience all the time. Like in this video. The lead keyboard player for Bon Jovi just happened to be in the audience and they just happen to find a keyboard so he could get up on stage and bust out Runaway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 30, 2015 One of my favorites also - Kelly Clarkson w/ Steel Panther. The beginning is hillarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 30, 2015 For the guitarists here, funny sh1t. You'll appreciate it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted January 30, 2015 Concert in HD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted January 30, 2015 One of my favorites I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes 'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Woah, woah) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl is ridin' my jock again Fat girl is snackin' on my ###### again Ouch, don't bite My friends keep telling me I must be going blind 'Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl, oh You know I really love you 'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh Come here baby, where you goin'? Haha, you're a cow! Come here baby, hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here, hey! [whistle] Come here! It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! All these hot bitches And that one fat girl This is NOT helping you plead your case. Who wrote those lyrics ? A musician or a 15 year old boy ? Maybe Artie Lang on H pre suicide attempt ?? Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 31, 2015 WTF??? This thing can not fall off 1st page. Check out this Satchel guitar solo. Dude has fun and even plays the drums WHILE playing guitar at same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted December 23, 2017 Awesome bump, brotha. Fuckin Rholio The below vid might seem a bit crass initially, and I might delete it in the morning, but this is what I'm thinking about with you, Ron, right now. NSFW (titties) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted December 23, 2017 was that the first tranny band? they all look like they are in transition. rip rholio 2871m from fishtown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted December 23, 2017 I'll keep my opinion to myself at of respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites