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Cooked a four and a half pound pork loin roast this evening.

 

I didn't go all beer meister and sous-vide the thing with Virgin pomegranate seeds plucked from the dingleberries of the Patagonian farting goat or nothing like that.

 

But, good night nurse, I'm downstairs and damned if the whole house doesn't smell absolutely delicious.

 

#ScrewIslam

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mmmm ....... virgin pomegranate seeds

You've heard of fainting goats, no?

 

These are evolutions lesser byproducts.

 

Sort of like a cross between livestock and bagpipes.

 

BAAH! BRAAAP! (Faint)

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