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I don't even know where to begin.

 

Drew Brees. Are you EVER going to throw a focking touchdown again? FU and your ugly mole.

 

They dynamic duo of Mike Evans and Cameron Brate. You two are literally unstartable now. Fitzpatrick is awful. TB would be better off bringing back Vinny Testaverde. Fock all of you.

 

'All Day'. lol. 1.1 ypc, all day. I'd like to beat you in the nuts with a switch.

 

Fock myself for actually believing injury reports, causing me to bench Fornette for Kenyan Drake.

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FU to Andy Reid not going to Hunt enough in the first half....

Just going to just copy and paste this for the rest of the season

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Number Two Son foolishly start bargain-priced Green Bay quarterback against tough Ravens defense.

 

 

Deer should not toy with tiger.

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FU Redskins D. You let Kamara run through three guys while juggling a football for the TD (and the 2-pt conversion after, of course).

 

FU Vernon Davis for breaking out the Eric Ebron hands in OT.

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FU to my league for not letting me start 2 defenses. 35 pts from Jacksonville and 37 on the bench from Baltimore. >.< At least no one else could start the Ravens.

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Me starting Parker and going against the guy who for some reason is starting Stills.....result?

 

Everyone can fock off. My 2 points vs. his 24....BS man, BS!!!!

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FU Keenan for waiting until I finally sit your ass to show up.

FU Gronk because we all know you are going to fade into the background yet again.

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FU Gronk. Thanks for the goose egg.

 

Yet another "almost". Catches it at the 3.

 

I think I'll just go with "FU everyone in the 4 PM games". AJ Green, D Thomas, Crabtree, Gronkowski

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I'm about to be mathematically eliminated from a league due to the pitiful performances put forth by Adrian Peterson, Kenyan Drake, and Cameron Brate.

 

I hope all 3 of those guys get herpes

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I'm about to be mathematically eliminated from a league due to the pitiful performances put forth by Adrian Peterson, Kenyan Drake, and Cameron Brate.

 

I hope all 3 of those guys get herpes

No offense but if your team goes down because of those guys who were virtually unstartable a few weeks ago I hate to see the rest of your team.

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I'm about to be mathematically eliminated from a league due to the pitiful performances put forth by Adrian Peterson, Kenyan Drake, and Cameron Brate.

 

I hope all 3 of those guys get herpes

 

I'm trying to blow the total points lead this week.

 

Started: Ryan, Green, Diggs, Tate, Ingram, T Coleman, Fournette

Sat: Rivers, Allen, Adams, Perine

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No offense but if your team goes down because of those guys who were virtually unstartable a few weeks ago I hate to see the rest of your team.

 

No sh!t Murf. Zeke/Cook/Reed/Rodgers/etc/etc/etc. Awful

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No sh!t Murf. Zeke/Cook/Reed/Rodgers/etc/etc/etc. Awful

I hear you. Watson, DJohnson Edelman....,,

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Loving my genius emergency start of Ekeler. FU! The game is over and Gordon still monopolizing carries...great coaching. Hope he trips over his 13 inch dong and sprains an ankle.

 

I hope Ekeler gets Ebol-aids. Not just that, I want his kids, his sisters and his cousins former roommates to get herpes of the tongue and eye.

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Loving my genius emergency start of Ekeler. FU! The game is over and Gordon still monopolizing carries...great coaching. Hope he trips over his 13 inch dong and sprains an ankle.

 

I hope Ekeler gets Ebol-aids. Not just that, I want his kids, his sisters and his cousins former roommates to get herpes of the tongue and eye.

Thanks, I can now focus my FU on ..........

 

AJ FOOOCCCKKIING green. FU and please leave Dalton's wife alone for a couple of weeks

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I wish someone could explain to me why Denver moves the ball down the field every time CJ Anderson is in the game, yet the coaches are absolutely obsessed with giving Booker and Charles carries.

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David Carr and those guys who knock down the passes he throws to them-yeah the ones with the same uniform on. How the hell do they justify getting paychecks for that crap?

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How about an FU to all you douches who have thousands of posts but can't find the tine to select an avatar. It's a picture you upload. (I could make a wife joke but I won't.)

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I wish someone could explain to me why Denver moves the ball down the field every time CJ Anderson is in the game, yet the coaches are absolutely obsessed with giving Booker and Charles carries.

 

Because in previous weeks it's been the opposite.

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