Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 10, 2018 Hey fellow leathernecks, devil dogs and jarheads, ooh rah! Goodnight Chesty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 10, 2018 Stop it Disrespectful twat. Go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 696 Posted November 10, 2018 I have posted this before, but to my Dad November 10th was a bigger day to him than his own bday. To my Dad, Marines here, and all your Marine brothers--Happy Birthday! Semper Fi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 644 Posted November 10, 2018 I have posted this before, but to my Dad November 10th was a bigger day to him than his own bday. To my Dad, Marines here, and all your Marine brothers--Happy Birthday! Semper Fi Same with mine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted November 10, 2018 So, all Marine life was born on this day? Well shiit, it's still more believable than that stupid Ark story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,491 Posted November 10, 2018 Happy Birthday! Semper Fi, Devil Dogs! Going to hang out tonight with some of my fellow Devil Dogs tonight, in fact! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,491 Posted November 10, 2018 Stop it GTFO here with that shite, civilian. I'd rather you just said "Thank-you" and went on your way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,366 Posted November 10, 2018 Happy birthday jar heads. I got you a fresh pack of crayons to munch on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted November 10, 2018 One thing is for sure. Marines are the most Kool-Aid drinking, brainwashed, my whole identity for the rest of my life is tied up in being a Marine group of people out there. Any other branch of the service? They pretty much don't talk about it. Move on and have a regular lives. Marines can't shut up about it, even decades later. And I think a big part of it is, the Marines typically hire the shortest people that can't make it into the regular Armed Forces. Lots of short man syndrome going on there. Then, there's the low asvabs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 10, 2018 One thing is for sure. Marines are the most Kool-Aid drinking, brainwashed, my whole identity for the rest of my life is tied up in being a Marine group of people out there. Any other branch of the service? They pretty much don't talk about it. Move on and have a regular lives. Marines can't shut up about it, even decades later. And I think a big part of it is, the Marines typically hire the shortest people that can't make it into the regular Armed Forces. Lots of short man syndrome going on there. Then, there's the low asvabs... You're welcome Jody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,491 Posted November 10, 2018 One thing is for sure. Marines are the most Kool-Aid drinking, brainwashed, my whole identity for the rest of my life is tied up in being a Marine group of people out there. Any other branch of the service? They pretty much don't talk about it. Move on and have a regular lives. Marines can't shut up about it, even decades later. And I think a big part of it is, the Marines typically hire the shortest people that can't make it into the regular Armed Forces. Lots of short man syndrome going on there. Then, there's the low asvabs... I'm 6'3". Also, I tested so high I had my pick of MOS. The Marines are the most restrictive of all the armed services - there's only around 185K of us active at any one time. Marine Corp boot camp is 12 weeks long - compared to the 6-8 weeks of the other services. Also, if you want to switch branches and go into the Marines from any other branch of service, you MUST go thru Marine Corp boot camp regardless. Marines who switch branches do not have to go thru any of the other services' boot camps. What branch of the armed services did you serve in? Or are you just a member of the Internet 1st Keyboard Division? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 10, 2018 Wiffle got bounced out of the KISS army. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted November 10, 2018 What's the quickest way to kill a marine?? Throw sand on a brick wall and tell him to hit the beach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted November 11, 2018 Happy Birthday to all my fellow Devil Dogs! I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. “You've never lived until you've almost died. For those who have fought for it, life has a flavor the protected shall never know.” ― Guy de Maupassant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted November 11, 2018 Thanks for your service RLLD. Respect to you and all real Marines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 11, 2018 One thing is for sure. Marines are the most Kool-Aid drinking, brainwashed, my whole identity for the rest of my life is tied up in being a Marine group of people out there. Any other branch of the service? They pretty much don't talk about it. Move on and have a regular lives. Marines can't shut up about it, even decades later. And I think a big part of it is, the Marines typically hire the shortest people that can't make it into the regular Armed Forces. Lots of short man syndrome going on there. Then, there's the low asvabs... You are truly a low-life, up piece of amphibian dogshit. I hope you die of asscancer. In fact, I hope a platoon of jarheads buttfuck you into asscancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 11, 2018 Thanks for your service RLLD. Respect to you and all real Marines. Thanks man. Appreciate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,491 Posted November 11, 2018 Thanks for your service RLLD. Respect to you and all real Marines. What you mean by real Marines? You either serve the Marine Corps or you didn't. There is no gray area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,491 Posted November 11, 2018 Happy Birthday to all my fellow Devil Dogs! I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a fleas ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. Im a grunt. Im the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a ###### thats kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. Im a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the ###### out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and weve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. You've never lived until you've almost died. For those who have fought for it, life has a flavor the protected shall never know. ― Guy de Maupassant Oooh rahhh!!! Just got back from celebrating with my fellow Devil Dogs. What a great time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted November 11, 2018 What you mean by real Marines? You either serve the Marine Corps or you didn't. There is no gray area. He's obsessed with me and very, very jealous. He's Jody, but that pansy would never get anyone's girl. He had to Troll Craigslist before he got married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted November 11, 2018 What you mean by real Marines? You either serve the Marine Corps or you didn't. There is no gray area. Thats what I meant. Thank you to all people who are Marines for real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
