ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 charlie and the chocolate factory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 the harder they come Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 chitty chitty bang bang Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 santa claus is coming to town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted March 14, 2018 the wizzard of oz. Off-Broadway, Najeh Davenport's one man show is doing surprisingly well. Â The Wizzer of Us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 o brother where art thou? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 14, 2018 cross roads  Wait, the one with Britney or the the one with the Karate Kid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted March 14, 2018 Rocky Horror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted March 14, 2018 How could I forget rocky horror Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted March 14, 2018 How could I forget rocky horror  because it sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 14, 2018 Little Shop of Horroes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 14, 2018 Spinal Tap     the end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted March 14, 2018 Buncha fhags You and your kitty cat only watch action? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 14, 2018 You and your kitty cat only watch action? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted March 14, 2018 Live- Easily Phantom  Movies- The Greatest Showman Tommy Chicago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,198 Posted March 14, 2018 I'll just stick with ones I've seen live, in order that I've seen them: Fiddler on the Roof -- My Dad was a pretty good singer and performed in a little theater rendition in my hometown. I have fond memories of it. Plus it is an all time classic Les Miz -- The gold standard to which I compare all musicals. My family has listened to the soundtrack a bazillion times Cats -- On the heels of Les Miz it was like reading... Les Miserables and then a poem about cats. Jeebus Christ Superstar -- Didn't enjoy, the main character shrieked more than sang. Phantom -- meh, it was OK but nothing special. Lion King -- it was fun, more visual than anything. Book of Mormon -- 2nd favorite. Living in the second biggest concentration of Mormons after Utah (I think), I know several, and they really are as eerily nice as in the show. Cats -- Saw it a second time, on our cruise last November. It was better than I remembered the first time. Â I'm probably forgetting some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 15, 2018 I'll just stick with ones I've seen live, in order that I've seen them: Fiddler on the Roof -- My Dad was a pretty good singer and performed in a little theater rendition in my hometown. I have fond memories of it. Plus it is an all time classic Les Miz -- The gold standard to which I compare all musicals. My family has listened to the soundtrack a bazillion times Cats -- On the heels of Les Miz it was like reading... Les Miserables and then a poem about cats. Jeebus Christ Superstar -- Didn't enjoy, the main character shrieked more than sang. Phantom -- meh, it was OK but nothing special. Lion King -- it was fun, more visual than anything. Book of Mormon -- 2nd favorite. Living in the second biggest concentration of Mormons after Utah (I think), I know several, and they really are as eerily nice as in the show. Cats -- Saw it a second time, on our cruise last November. It was better than I remembered the first time. Â I'm probably forgetting some. So, you must be a power bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted March 15, 2018 I'll cast another vote for Book of Mormon. Can't go wrong with Disney Lion King-esque songs with lyrics like "fock you God in the @ss, mouth, and kunt!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 15, 2018 As far as musicals, I am definitely homo.  In theater Ive seen:  Phantom - Michael Crawford is the sh1t and I love all the songs.  Les Mis - great music  Wicked - good music  Movies there are too many to name:  White Christmas The Wizard is Oz Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Oklahoma  Then there are pretty much all Disney musicals.  Frozen Tangled Little mermaid Aladdin Lion king Beauty and the beast 101 Dalmatians Peter Pan Cinderella Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted March 15, 2018 The Rocketes version of Nutcracker at Madison Square Garden. I was in awe. Â When I was twelve, they had their ballerina troop come to our school. Did their number and asked for a guy and a girl to come on the stage and participate. Coach picked me and another girl to go. Â I was maybe 120 pounds. The ballerina was the same. She, (32b) looked me square in the eyes and said....just hold my hips and let me spin. If you let me fall, you'll never forget it cutie. Â Should've ejaculated on myself right there. Â Held her hips on the curves and didn't let her fall. Became an ass hip guy from that moment on. I had a hard on the moment she put my hands on her waist and got to hold a strong beautiful spinning woman relying on me to hold her. I was in love. Â Jerk off to her still today. Â Anyway. Lion King fawking sucks. Cats? Meh. West Side Stiry? Meh. Phantom....meh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,727 Posted March 15, 2018 The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas. Â Because I was 12 and there were whoores. Â And Dolly Parton's bewbs. Â And Burt Reynolds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted March 15, 2018 The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas. Â Because I was 12 and there were whoores. Â And Dolly Parton's bewbs. Â And Burt Reynolds. True story. Doubt some will believe it. But my dad was an insurance adjuster. Mostly property. Worked for a company out of Houston/San Antonio, General Accidents. He gets a claim on his desk one day to handle a hail claim. Nothing unusual. Till he knocks on the door and meets the owner. She was waiting for him. Big titted older woman. Welcomed him in. Whores lined up at the bar. It was 8:00 in the morning. He was there to scope a roof for hail damage. Suprise. Â Now mind you, my dad at that time looked like Buddy Holly. Big rimmed black glasses. Just out of the Army. Dork. Â According to his accounts, he was propositioned from the moment he stepped in the front door. A dozen girls throwing themselves at him, I've heard him tell a million stories, but this one was always my favorite. His smile was proof positive of his time there. Â Â He looked at the roof. Obvious hail damage. Asked if there were any leaks in the bedrooms, they lined up to show him their rooms. A pig in heaven. Spent five hours measuring and taking pictures. He said he could have had his biggest dreams come true that day, a sixth some. Write a huge estimate on that roof, and add in some others, he was gold. Â What did he do? Didn't get laid, wrote the claim like he'd do for your grandmother, and have some stoopid since of business integrity. Â When that movie came out on HBO we were watching it. Twenty years later. Under his breath.....Woulda coulda shoulda!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 15, 2018 True story. Doubt some will believe it. But my dad was an insurance adjuster. Mostly property. Worked for a company out of Houston/San Antonio, General Accidents. He gets a claim on his desk one day to handle a hail claim. Nothing unusual. Till he knocks on the door and meets the owner. She was waiting for him. Big titted older woman. Welcomed him in. Whores lined up at the bar. It was 8:00 in the morning. He was there to scope a roof for hail damage. Suprise. Â Now mind you, my dad at that time looked like Buddy Holly. Big rimmed black glasses. Just out of the Army. Dork. Â According to his accounts, he was propositioned from the moment he stepped in the front door. A dozen girls throwing themselves at him, I've heard him tell a million stories, but this one was always my favorite. His smile was proof positive of his time there. Â Â He looked at the roof. Obvious hail damage. Asked if there were any leaks in the bedrooms, they lined up to show him their rooms. A pig in heaven. Spent five hours measuring and taking pictures. He said he could have had his biggest dreams come true that day, a sixth some. Write a huge estimate on that roof, and add in some others, he was gold. Â What did he do? Didn't get laid, wrote the claim like he'd do for your grandmother, and have some stoopid since of business integrity. Â When that movie came out on HBO we were watching it. Twenty years later. Under his breath.....Woulda coulda shoulda!!!! 9/10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted March 15, 2018 Fugue for Tinhorns https://g.co/kgs/zpgU2x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 91 Posted March 15, 2018 Disappointed that there is no additional love for Dear Evan Hansen. I guess I am ahead of the curve on seeing that one. I find it hard to believe that people would see that show and NOT like it unless you need gargantuan production numbers to satisfy your musical taste. Â Also, nobody here has seen Hamilton? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted March 15, 2018 Disappointed that there is no additional love for Dear Evan Hansen. I guess I am ahead of the curve on seeing that one. I find it hard to believe that people would see that show and NOT like it unless you need gargantuan production numbers to satisfy your musical taste. Â Also, nobody here has seen Hamilton? Hamilton is too political. Liberal propaganda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 91 Posted March 15, 2018 Hamilton is too political. Liberal propaganda. Â Â Too political to enjoy it or too political to pay $500+ to see it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites