Leaf Creamator

[wiffleball 4,631]

We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution.

 

Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves.

 

Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire.

 

You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side.

 

Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I'll take one. I have six acres and my home is surrounded by trees. I've been battling leaves for two weeks. I'm finally starting to get ahead of them.

[Baker Boy 1,479]

We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution.

Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves.

Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire.

You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side.

Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich.

How many pounds off leaves will this thing burn per second? As described, it sounds like a very slow process.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

My FIL has one of those worx leaf vac that sucks n chops em in little pieces.

 

Works for likes 5 minutes till you suck up a stick. Lol

[ROCKFORD 134]

methinks we have another leonardo da vinci on our hands here.

[seafoam1 1,878]

Oh, I thought you meant Ryan Leaf.

[ROCKFORD 134]

wait, i think i see a design for this somewhere in here.

 

eta: and i see come c0ck.

[Kopy 489]

We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution.

Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves.

Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire.

You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side.

Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich.

I'd be your first customer. I hate leaf season.

[Bert 1,087]

I'll take one. I have six acres and my home is surrounded by trees. I've been battling leaves for two weeks. I'm finally starting to get ahead of them.

Wait a couple of weeks and all that crap will be covered in snow and no one will see the leaves.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Wait a couple of weeks and all that crap will be covered in snow and no one will see the leaves.

The problem is, that the focking snow will melt and the gawddamm leaves will still be there in the spring. :wall:

[Bert 1,087]

The problem is, that the focking snow will melt and the gawddamm leaves will still be there in the spring. :wall:

That sux but not as bad as the fact I have three trips to your Somali capital in the next 6 weeks.