titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 11, 2012 I have started a tournament on chess.com for the geek club. If you are on there, post your username here (or pm me) and I'll invite you. If you aren't, and want to play, go to www.chess.com and start an account (its free) and pm me your username. Its about time somebody around here got mated! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted February 11, 2012 I have started a tournament on chess.com for the geek club. If you are on there, post your username here (or pm me) and I'll invite you. If you aren't, and want to play, go to www.chess.com and start an account (its free) and pm me your username. Its about time somebody around here got mated! I'll play. Invite me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted February 11, 2012 as defending fbg champ, i figure this is easy pickins. in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted February 11, 2012 as defending fbg champ, i figure this is easy pickins. in. Are you Joes helmet wearing picker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted February 11, 2012 Are you Joes helmet wearing picker? you are toast, sonny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Know Doubt 0 Posted February 11, 2012 I'm in. KnowDoubt (no space) Thx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 11, 2012 Ok, rockford, knowdoubt, & awoodness, you have invites. Log in to chess.com and accept. Bunny, I need to know your username to invite you. So right now we're at six, I'd like to at least get to 10. Cmon dooshes. Oh, btw, this is how this will work... This is a correspondence tournament. Each player has three days to make their move. Then the other side goes. You play two games, one at a time, against each opponent. A win gets you a point, a draw gets you .5. Most points wins. So this is not a live online thing. It could, conceivably, take months to complete, if some dooshbag slowrolls it. Or it could be over in three days. You never know. I made the FFT logo the trophy, so (prolly shoulda asked mikey first, but I figure he'll like the advertising right?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 11, 2012 I'm a new member at chess.com! my name is Jocstrap how do i play you b!tches now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inhiding 0 Posted February 12, 2012 I'm in! Inhiding is my name... losing at chess is my game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2012 I'm a new member at chess.com! my name is Jocstrap how do i play you b!tches now? I'm in! Inhiding is my name... losing at chess is my game Both invited. Log on and accept the invite. Joc, I can't find you to friend you. Did you manage to get deleted already? Maybe jocstrap is too risque for them? Here is my profile. Send me a friend request and tell me who you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted February 12, 2012 I'll take Lackman vs. the field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 17 Posted February 12, 2012 "you played with her chest" ? ~ Fonzie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2012 I'll take Lackman vs. the field. He's gonna need to sign up first... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,322 Posted February 12, 2012 Is this site Jihadable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted February 12, 2012 Debating. I suck at Chess (haven't played much, hoping the reason is inexperience). The last time I played and lost, it was to the kid I was babysitting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted February 12, 2012 Is this site Jihadable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,322 Posted February 12, 2012 A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,322 Posted February 12, 2012 My computer beat me at chess. My computer is not as good at Tae kwon Do. I think my computer will have to forfeit the tiebreaking round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 831 Posted February 12, 2012 A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." Did you get beat up in high school ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 12, 2012 still room? Oh yes. Sign up and gimmie your username. Is this site Jihadable? Wait till after the tourney is over please. I can't participate, as I actually want to stay there, but I'll tell you good things to do. By then, all you fools won't be right out of the box newbs either. Debating. I suck at Chess (haven't played much, hoping the reason is inexperience). The last time I played and lost, it was to the kid I was babysitting. Aw, cmon naomi. Be a man. My computer beat me at chess. My computer is not as good at Tae kwon Do. I think my computer will have to forfeit the tiebreaking round. Anybody's computer will beat them, if you have the setting high enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,322 Posted February 12, 2012 Anybody's computer will beat them, if you have the setting high enough. Your sense of humor kinda sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted February 12, 2012 A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted February 12, 2012 I'll give it a shot. username: fruitjacket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 831 Posted February 12, 2012 If a pawn reaches the otherside does it "become" a queen ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted February 12, 2012 Snookslayer is in!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 12, 2012 how do you add friends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 12, 2012 Both invited. Log on and accept the invite. Joc, I can't find you to friend you. Did you manage to get deleted already? Maybe jocstrap is too risque for them? Here is my profile. Send me a friend request and tell me who you are. jocstrap all lower case - try that I've sent friend invites to those of you who posted your name on the site... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 13, 2012 If a pawn reaches the otherside does it "become" a queen ? You get a choice, you can promote to a bishop, knight, rook, or queen. 99% of the time, you will promote to a queen of course. THere are rare situations where a queen would cause stalemate, or a knight will cause a mate, and then you underpromote. jocstrap all lower case - try that I've sent friend invites to those of you who posted your name on the site... I got you in. BUNNY! WHAT IS YOUR FOCKING USERNAME!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 831 Posted February 13, 2012 Thanks I played with my 13 year old today and he told me that (actually used it on me) - he beated me of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted February 13, 2012 You get a choice, you can promote to a bishop, knight, rook, or queen. 99% of the time, you will promote to a queen of course. THere are rare situations where a queen would cause stalemate, or a knight will cause a mate, and then you underpromote. I got you in. BUNNY! WHAT IS YOUR FOCKING USERNAME!!! Buunny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted February 13, 2012 add me please. edjunior I can play from work and will install on my tablet when I get home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted February 13, 2012 Snookslayer still waiting on tourney invite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted February 13, 2012 Snookslayer still waiting on tourney invite. I tried to challenge you and this is what I got back. Oops?! We noticed the following errors in your form:Snookslayer has a minimum time control of 1 move per 13 days. 1 move every 13 days? Sure, I'll come back in March to make my 2nd move Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted February 13, 2012 The reason I set it to 14 days per move is because as a non-premium member, my "vacation days" are limited. Therefore I make all games 14 days just in case, but I actually make several moves per day. I did play someone once who did take all 14 days. Damn game literally lasted 1 year. But honestly I don't care how long people take because I'm never leaving. Cmon ed, challenge me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted February 13, 2012 The reason I set it to 14 days per move is because as a non-premium member, my "vacation days" are limited. Therefore I make all games 14 days just in case, but I actually make several moves per day. I did play someone once who did take all 14 days. Damn game literally lasted 1 year. But honestly I don't care how long people take because I'm never leaving. Cmon ed, challenge me! I asked you to be friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 13, 2012 I've lost 3x's already and had a draw. Why is it a draw when you take all your opponents pieces and he's only left with the King? What a bunch of sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted February 13, 2012 I've lost 3x's already and had a draw. Why is it a draw when you take all your opponents pieces and he's only left with the King? What a bunch of sh!t. it is only a draw if your opponent has only a king left and moves the king 10 times, OR if he only has a king left and his only move left puts him into check. a king cannot put itself into check. You need to know these rules when you play so you don't get screwed. also, accept my friend request. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
