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I Tool a Cialis pill tonight. Our bath tubs aren't connecting like the commercial says. My thingy is up and ready to go but her juice says otherwise.

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The one that doesn't speak English works for a cigarette company (but doesn't smoke). She's my wife's best friend from elementary school. Wants children ASAP or yesterday, her biological clock is bonging like Big Ben.

 

The other one teaches high school English. She could easily communicate with you.

 

No more children. I'm in Philly. Where are they?

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I Tool a Cialis pill tonight. Our bath tubs aren't connecting like the commercial says. My thingy is up and ready to go but her juice says otherwise.

 

It seems to me that (A) you take a lot of peemus pills, and (2) you and your wife don't have much secks these days.

 

Why do you take the pills? :dunno:

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It seems to me that (A) you take a lot of peemus pills, and (2) you and your wife don't have much secks these days.

 

Why do you take the pills? :dunno:

Why? Guess you don't watch NFL,Golf, NASCAR, or any of those shows? I love light beer so I buy that. Doritos? Still haven't figured out why Doritos need advertising. Everybody loves those Fawkers!

 

I guess I'm a middle aged fawker who sees two old people in a a bath tub and says to myself"I could use a pill that keeps me hard when the vodka chips are keeping me down! Getting hard is aok. But banging the same space fifteen years later needs it's ammo and love."

 

That's why! Purple blue pills are here for a reason. Love them! Fawking love them! Without them, I'd be another d!ck in the crowd.

 

I wake up harder than a nail waiting for stimuli. I spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder. And yes. It's that big.

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Why? Guess you don't watch NFL,Golf, NASCAR, or any of those shows? I love light beer so I buy that. Doritos? Still haven't figured out why Doritos need advertising. Everybody loves those Fawkers!

 

I guess I'm a middle aged fawker who sees two old people in a a bath tub and says to myself"I could use a pill that keeps me hard when the vodka chips are keeping me down! Getting hard is aok. But banging the same space fifteen years later needs it's ammo and love."

 

That's why! Purple blue pills are here for a reason. Love them! Fawking love them! Without them, I'd be another d!ck in the crowd.

 

I wake up harder than a nail waiting for stimuli. I spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder. And yes. It's that big.

 

Don't get all angry with me, you young whipper snapper$#@! I've certainly been there where the chips are drunkenly down. My point was that you seem to take them a lot but not get any. So did you fock the wife tonight?

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Don't get all angry with me, you young whipper snapper$#@! I've certainly been there where the chips are drunkenly down. My point was that you seem to take them a lot but not get any. So did you fock the wife tonight?

 

 

..... i have never seen such a big grin on a hamster before

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..... i have never seen such a big grin on a hamster before

 

So... Bunny brought this site back to life? If so, that is GOTY worthy. :cheers:

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So... Bunny brought this site back to life? If so, that is GOTY worthy. :cheers:

If Bunny focked Mike's hamster... that's probably why it went down in the first place, dummy.

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No more children. I'm in Philly. Where are they?

China

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I would like to add that single UBER-liberal women are the worst. Atleast the UBER-conservative women want to settle down and have kids.

 

The hippy liberal chicks just want their "woman independence". :rolleyes:

Dunno. Liberal chicks tend to be kinkier.

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Went on a date with a girl who was kind of an acquaintance once.

 

We were both 25, she lived at home. She was a teacher so she could afford to move out, but didn't. She Insisted I meet her parents before we went out. That alarmed me. She gave me a blowjob a while later but we never dated. i stayed away because I felt like she had a bit of "princess syndrome" and her living with her parents was a sign of lacking independence. I dated that type before and they pretty much want their Boyfriend to be their father.

 

Fast forward to today. She's 33, single, complains that there are no good guys out there (because of course she's not the problem), she still lives with her parents but bought a $50,000 car. Really? Couldn't use that money to move out?

 

Anyway, these seem to be the types of girls who end up single in their 30s.

Funny, my wife lived with her parents, too. We started dating when she was in her mid thirties, single and without children. Yet she is the sweetest, most giving person you'll ever meet - she stayed with her parents to be close to them, not because she was a princess at all.

 

I can get on board with some of the sentiments expressed here, however. Single people who make it into their thirties may do so because they are damaged goods - this goes for both men and women. I agree with Worms that sometimes guys can't find anything good because they simply don't have much to offer.

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Been a while since I was dating thank god, but this was not my experience with women in their 30s at all.

Yeah, I liked dating women in their late 20s/early thirties. Still have nice figures, and a little more comfortable in their skin. This usually translated to better sex and less game playing during courtship.

 

And no kids - Jesus, why would you want to make dating any more complicated?

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I don't know how much of this I agree with. I just saw an opportunity to again remind you guys that my wife has two 37 y/o Chinese friends that she's always trying to hook up guys for. 32B speaks almost no English and 32C really good English. They both have good jobs over here.

 

If interested, please marry one. Especially 32B who's totally bouncing off the wall to have kids.

If I were a guy, I would be wondering why they are still single. Isn't 37 considered 'old' in China to be a single woman?

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I Tool a Cialis pill tonight. Our bath tubs aren't connecting like the commercial says. My thingy is up and ready to go but her juice says otherwise.

How do you tool a pill? Maybe that's the problem.. :unsure:

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If I were a guy, I would be wondering why they are still single. Isn't 37 considered 'old' in China to be a single woman?

 

37 and single in China really isn't that abnormal. Most men want younger women. Women who choose a career tend to remain single. There aren't many Chinese men looking to marry a 37-year-old. That's why so many are looking for Western men.

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Went on a date with a girl who was kind of an acquaintance once.

 

We were both 25, she lived at home. She was a teacher so she could afford to move out, but didn't. She Insisted I meet her parents before we went out. That alarmed me. She gave me a blowjob a while later but we never dated. i stayed away because I felt like she had a bit of "princess syndrome" and her living with her parents was a sign of lacking independence. I dated that type before and they pretty much want their Boyfriend to be their father.

 

Fast forward to today. She's 33, single, complains that there are no good guys out there (because of course she's not the problem), she still lives with her parents but bought a $50,000 car. Really? Couldn't use that money to move out?

 

Anyway, these seem to be the types of girls who end up single in their 30s.

 

Oh my....I hope this doesn't describe the future for my daughter. :unsure:

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What's up with this "dating" crap?

 

As a 47 year old ruggedly handsome man with sexy back and arm muscles, I can honestly say that I've only been on mebbe 3 'dates' in my life.

For some reason 20-30yrs old somethings with daddy issues tend to find me attractive.

Yes, most of them are clingy and crazy, but they sure seem to want teh sex on a regular basis.

 

I feel more sorry for those of you with wives. The only reason I could ever see to get married is if the woman has some $$$.

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Yeah, I liked dating women in their late 20s/early thirties. Still have nice figures, and a little more comfortable in their skin. This usually translated to better sex and less game playing during courtship.

 

And no kids - Jesus, why would you want to make dating any more complicated?

I married a single mom but I wasn't looking for one. Honestly I wouldn't have dated a mom unless she was serious marriage material. I started dating my wife in February and popped the question in November, 7 happy years in June. :thumbsup:

 

When I was dating in my early 39s I found the women to be more chill and sexually adventurous. I didn't date any princesses or women who lived at home etc though so maybe that's why.

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I didn't date any princesses or women who lived at home etc though so maybe that's why.

Your dating pool consisted of sluts from the soup kitchen, huh?

Explains a lot.

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Your dating pool consisted of sluts from the soup kitchen, huh?

Explains a lot.

OK cat lady.

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This thread is about every chick on this site. :lol:

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Oh my....I hope this doesn't describe the future for my daughter. :unsure:

Wait....So you're OK with her giving random bjs to guys she doesn't date, but worried about her being too dependent on you?

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